GDT: Pre-Season game 2 Sharks @ Ducks 7pm on NHL network

[WTFetus]

Salmonella. Somalia. How did your phone end up with Shovels?

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Looks like the Ducks have a case of Suomela poisoning.

 

[slocal]

Salmonella. Somalia. How did your phone end up with Shovels?

I get "shovels" if I type "shomela".

Dammit, blue, you're drunk again!

 

[bluefunnel]

Salmonella. Somalia. How did your phone end up with Shovels?

I have no idea, it's a different word every time I try it.

I get "shovels" if I type "shomela".

Dammit, blue, you're drunk again!

That could be it but I think I remember spelling it right.

 

[SactoShark]

Shovels is definitely up there with Handguns, Boole, and Grass.

Boole was great cuz it was the alter-ego. Like the Shorks vs. Sharks. Cartman vs. Evil Cartman.

Handguns was bad. Always bad.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Zus dawg was money in shootouts. Dude turned the clock back like 15 years every time lol.

 

[The Nemesis]

Boole was great cuz it was the alter-ego. Like the Shorks vs. Sharks. Cartman vs. Evil Cartman.

Handguns was bad. Always bad.

Boole was the modern David Setoguchi.

 

[SactoShark]

Boole was the modern David Setoguchi.

Doug signed Devin and traded David. That's an HoF Builder move.

 

[Juxtaposer]

You guys are absolutely killing me today with these throwback references.

Shovels is definitely up there with Handguns, Boole, and Grass.

Is it bad that I can’t remember who Grass was supposed to be?

You know what the absolutely idiotic thing about autocorrect is? I’ve typed Suomela, Halbgewachs, Chartier like once or twice each and my phone is cool with it. But if I type “Vlasic” for about the five hundredth time this year, it still gives me Classic.

 

[Jargon]

Somehow, "Boole" makes me laugh out loud every time I read it, without fail.

 

[SactoShark]

Somehow, "Boole" makes me laugh out loud every time I read it, without fail.

Me too. It just undoes everything that Dan Boyle ever was.

 

[Jargon]

Me too. It just undoes everything that Dan Boyle ever was.

It was Boole who scored a self-goal in OT of a playoff game.

Great job, Boole.

 

[tiburon12]

You guys are absolutely killing me today with these throwback references.



Is it bad that I can’t remember who Grass was supposed to be?

You know what the absolutely idiotic thing about autocorrect is? I’ve typed Suomela, Halbgewachs, Chartier like once or twice each and my phone is cool with it. But if I type “Vlasic” for about the five hundredth time this year, it still gives me Classic.

Was "Grass" Greiss?

 

[SactoShark]

It was Boole who scored a self-goal in OT of a playoff game.

Great job, Boole.

1st period next game, Boyle scores. Boole was a healthy scratch and the Sharks went the the WC finals. Incredible.

 

[CJL182]

Was "Grass" Greiss?

Yep

 

[Juxtaposer]

Was "Grass" Greiss?

Oh my god, yes. Thomas Grass.

 

[Alwalys]

Swole Mela

 

[Boy Hedican]

Boy oh boy, what a fun game. Merks looked shaky with some bad reads but came through in the 3rd. I'm cautiously paying attention to his play, specifically in his own end but of course on his breakouts and overall play, and hoping to see some signs of PDB acceptance. So far, I haven't seen it. Its ok. Its early. I was so dang wrong about my boy Meier that I'm hoping I really don't know $hit. Good times...so was that bottle of wine.

 

[Boy Hedican]

Oh my god, yes. Thomas Grass.

I smoked too much grass...

 

[tiburon12]

I smoked too much grass...

or not enough???

 

[Boy Hedican]

or not enough???

Oh no, I’m the last month I def smoked too much grass.

 

[Boy Hedican]

I mean, our young boys looked good but it’s 1 (one, uno, ichi) game. Sure let’s be happy to see some good play, but I’m shocked some of y’all are like “wow I’m not worried”. I’m an optimist, really. But c’mon....we’re sharks fans...let’s be cautiously optimistic

 

[tiburon12]

Oh no, I’m the last month I def smoked too much grass.

I can see it in your eye

 

[slocal]

Boy oh boy, what a fun game. Merks looked shaky with some bad reads but came through in the 3rd. I'm cautiously paying attention to his play, specifically in his own end but of course on his breakouts and overall play, and hoping to see some signs of PDB acceptance. So far, I haven't seen it. Its ok. Its early. I was so dang wrong about my boy Meier that I'm hoping I really don't know $hit. Good times...so was that bottle of wine.

Box*

 

[Hinterland]

To be fair Kase played the role of the dominant power forward today and earned that nod for top star.

I haven't had a chance to watch the game (yet) but that would surprise me. Kase isn't your typical Ducks forward. He's fast and skilled but soft and weak. He's exactly the opposite of a powerforward. He's a goalscorer with soft hands and fast legs but otherwise he's pretty useless.