Pre-Lottery Hockey Gods Appeasement Thread

[Senator Blutarsky]

Time for a little fun. Post here all offerings, sacrifices, and prayers to the Hockey Gods to improve our lottery chances. Let's make it count!

I'll get it started with a 100 praise Alfies.

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[Senscore]

I offer up our darkest moment



How we have suffered so

 

[Tuna99]

I believe in the hockey gods, and so I don't believe Ottawa will win the lottery. I think Vancouver wins it, just because the hockey gods like Vancouver and Vancouver deserves the luck.

 

[Senator Blutarsky]

I believe in the hockey gods, and so I don't believe Ottawa will win the lottery. I think Vancouver wins it, just because the hockey gods like Vancouver and Vancouver deserves the luck.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Gil Gunderson]

I believe in the hockey gods, and so I don't believe Ottawa will win the lottery. I think Vancouver wins it, just because the hockey gods like Vancouver and Vancouver deserves the luck.

Will we get 2nd then?

 

[saskriders]

They were bashing Babcock on the radio during my drive to work. I decided not to take pleasure in Leaf mysery on lottery day and changed the station.

 

[Back in Black]

Can't wait till tonight......

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

I offer COUNT to the hockey gods

 

[OD99]

I would be willing to have the Pens win the Cup again rendering our 1st rounder from them useless.

100 more Praise Alfie!

 

[FunkySeeFunkyDoo]

I loved Sergei Zholtek as a player

 

[BonkTastic]

If we get the 1st pick, I promise not to karate chop Don Brennan in the larynx the next time I see him.

 

[robsenz]

I sacrificed my neighbors cat for this

 

[Do Make Say Think]

Oh crap this is tonight?!?

 

[FolignoQuantumLeap]

I think if there was a hockey god he would be named Broki.

 

[Karl Prime]

I loved Sergei Zholtek as a player

There was nothing not to like about Sergei Zholtok as a player.

 

[PatrickEaves]

If we get the 1st pick, I promise not to karate chop Don Brennan in the larynx the next time I see him.

I look forward to him writing an article about how we should have taken the good Canadian kid instead of the soft Swede.

 

[Flamingo]

If we don’t win, Melnyk’s gonna hire a PI to get to the bottom of it! You hear me, Bettman??!!!!

 

[Deku]

I am just completely expecting to get #5 so anything above and I'm happy

 

[Mark Stones Spleen]

I offer COUNT to the hockey gods

We're going to get 6th now because of you.

 

[Pierre from Orleans]

We're going to get 6th now because of you.

Where does it say we are going to get 6th? Can you provide a link or proof of this?

 

[Adele Dazeem]

Did Melnyk and Bettman make a deal for a guaranteed 1st overall in order to stop relocation??

 

[2XPRO31]

I offer up our darkest moment



How we have suffered so

 

[DrEasy]

Nieuwendyk, Friesen, Persson, Pominville, Nieuwendyk, Friesen, Persson, Pominville, Nieuwendyk, Friesen, Persson, Pominville, Nieuwendyk, Friesen, Persson, Pominville...

 

[Stylizer1]

I'll win the lottery if I can just find my cat.

 

[Stylizer1]

Where does it say we are going to get 6th? Can you provide a link or proof of this?

It was said on the radio 2-3 weeks ago.