Post your embarassingly early hot takes based on the first games

[CupofOil]

The Oilers are going undefeated this season...... and winless.

 

[Barrie22]

Erik karlsson is bad at offense and defense. Ottawa was just making him look good.

 

[Brunomics]

Josh Bailey will put up Ovechkin like numbers due to Trotz using him in the circle for one timers on the PP.

 

[Commander Clueless]

Ron Hainsey can no longer skate.

What I mean is, he can no longer skate even more than he could already no longer skate.


You know what I mean.

 

[Lacaar]

Edmonton Oilers will miss the playoffs after never actually playing a game all year.
They'll be tied with Jerey.

 

[NobleSix]

Kotkaniemi is going to be an PPG centerman in this league for years to come.

Hell, he technically already is!

 

[deckercky]

The Washington Capitals will average 6.5 goals for per game all season long.

 

[IndustryLeech]

The Avs will win the cup and have the #1 pick next draft, cementing a dynasty that will last for 4 decades.

 

[Luigi Lemieux]

Caps and pens are the only real cup contenders for the 4th year in a row.

 

[DannyGallivan]

my wife left me

Lucky.

 

[TheOtherOne]

Dennis Cholowski will win the Norris in 19/20 despite being the second best Wings defenseman behind Hronek.

 

[Howboutthempanthers]

Elias Pettersson will be the second best offensive player in the league for a large part of the next 10 years.

 

[RangerDoggo]

Nico Hischier will be injured in the next two weeks.

 

[mattcookefan]

Jack Eichel is the most overrated and overhyped player in the game and he’s at least two tiers below Matthews.

Just unimpressive, have fun with that contract.

 

[krt88nc]

The Sabres will fire their head coach before the 10th game of the season

 

[Sensators]

Aho will score 85-95 points and be top 10 in scoring

 

[6ix]

Peter chiarelli trades Leon Draisaitl for Gritty. Says that was market price.

 

[rynryn]

The Wild will finish last in the Central. :'(

 

[IceNeophyte]

Mark Andre Fleury should be put on waivers, then sent to Kamloop. Malcolm Subban will win the Vezina.

 

[TeddyBare]

Connor Carrick puts up more points than all leaf defenders not named Rielly

 

[Nalens Oga]

Leafs fire Babcock or at least there are calls for him to be fired because they face another early playoff exit (more of a summer prediction I guess).

 

[Go Wings]

Marchand finishes the season with 1500 PIM and 320 assists but no goals.

 

[VoluntaryDom]

lightning will not play a game

 

[Hockeyfan2390]

The Leafs will score 250 goals but give up 251.

 

[ole ole]

Gardiner will lead the league in give aways,.