Post your embarassingly early hot takes based on the first games

[Tage2Tuch]

Anders Lee signs with Toronto as a free agent 7/1/2019.

Lmao.

“Anders lee is coming home...”

 

[Zalos]

Gritty is forced to play in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals between Philadelphia and Winnipeg after half of the Flyers players get sick... he scores the winning goal in OT.

He is forever shown in highlights of the greatest moments in NHL history.

 

[Theo Von]

Panarin will have 82 game winning goals.
Zach Werenski will average 58 minutes a game until Seth Jones returns from injury.
Ben Bishop and Jaroslav Halak will tie in voting for the Vezina.

 

[Eat The Rich]

Lmao.

“Anders lee is coming home...”

He'll post a picture of himself in his JT blanket.

 

[KaseMeOutside]

John Gibson finally gets the respect he deserves after the horrific vezina voting last year.

 

[JPeeper]

The Calgary Flames will finish 0/513 on the powerplay.

There's nothing hot about the truth.

 

[Skolman]

Vegas misses the playoffs, by a lot.

 

[LeafShark]

This will be the first season where a playoff game will have to be suspended without a decision.

 

[Eat The Rich]

I don't see how either Washington or Pittsburgh could be considered contenders with that defense.

 

[voxel]

Jake Allen will give up 5 goals a night.

 

[Kingsfan1]

Not embarrassing but I think Jets are winning the cup

 

[Kobe Armstrong]

Montreal finish 3rd in the athletic

 

[Iron Mike Sharpe]

Canucks are gonna make the playoffs

Pettersson is a franchise C after playing 9 minutes of NHL hockey

Goldobin-Pettersson-Eriksson will be one of the top lines in the league this year.

 

[agentblack]

Ottawa will have a really solid team/record by years end.

 

[WesMcCauley]

Burns is horrible defensively

Vesey looks much better than last year

 

[The Assclown]

ROR loses his love for the game 81 more times this year.




Has higher PPG then Matthews in the past two seasons, after two sprained ankles and a team that outside him scored 173 goals last year = ridiculous contract.


Okay. You do realize the cap will only go up and it’s 8 years long when top players will be earning 15-16 million by the time his contract is done right And he will be in his 30s by then.

Are you a leaf fan by chance?? Nevermind don’t have to ask. I have never seen a non leaf fan bash eichel the way leaf fans do. Guy has 121 pts in his last 129 games. I think you don’t know how the thread works this is for this season. Btw.

You really need to relax.

 

[HolyJumpin]

Mike Yeo is fired by December

Sabres are again a lottery team

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

I don't see how either Washington or Pittsburgh could be considered contenders with that defense.

I mean, these two teams can account for 3 of the last 3 Stanley Cups with largely the same bluelines they played with tonight, so maybe you're underestimating the value of their offenses?

 

[Ezekial]

Dennis Cholowski will be a true #1 defenseman.

 

[Eat The Rich]

I mean, these two teams can account for 3 of the last 3 Stanley Cups with largely the same bluelines they played with tonight, so maybe you're underestimating the value of their offenses?

Maybe, or maybe it's the other option.

 

[KCC]

I thought it said "hot cakes" in the title.

 

[StarterHart]

Andrew McDonald rediscovers himself as a tough guy, tries to fight everyone and eventually gets beat badly enough to end his year. Myers is called up and the Flyers win the cup.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

Maybe, or maybe it's the other option.

We do have the last 3 years for a sample size of teams with these bluelines winning Cups, but this is the most recent game, so I guess it depends on how you weigh the data.

 

[Eat The Rich]

We do have the last 3 years for a sample size of teams with these bluelines winning Cups, but this is the most recent game, so I guess it depends on how you weigh the data.

You obviously missed the joke.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

You obviously missed the joke.

Sure did.