Poorly Describe A Player And We Have To Guess Them

[LarKing]

Plays hockey on a hockey team

 

[Tavares91Stamkos91]

Marchand too easy

Really...?? No way lol.

 

[GodEmperor]

Plays hockey on a hockey team

Taro Tsujimoto

Laurel

Yanni gourde obvi

 

[RebuildinVan]

Pretty good guy in the locker room. Showers after every game

 

[Koivu11]

Best defensive defenseman from 2002-2008

Nick Lidstrom?

 

[Alf the dwarf]

He have had affairs with many of his past teammates wifeys, but he has good slapshot. Not on his peak anymore.

 

[Machinehead]

A left winger who licks their opponents

This is a great description

 

[Jarey Curry]

Like a bambi on skates!

 

[Jarey Curry]

Pretty good guy in the locker room. Showers after every game

Oh that guy. I know that guy. Dont like that guy.

 

[the_fan]

Showers at intermissions

 

[Newsworthy]

Looks like Tarzan...............Plays like Jane

 

[KingsHockey24]

Dirty american, hits people.

 

[ZJuice]

Looks like they are smelling poop quite often

 

[Crossfire Hurricane]

I'll narrow this to the Avs. The most average of all players. So average that his averageness is his only attribute that is above average.

Wyatt Smith was so average that you probably didn't even think of him for this.

 

[Jordan Belfort]

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

 

[rent free]

Plays hockey on a hockey team

Dam clearly

 

[EdmFlyersfan]

Young prominent player of a team which has a blue Maple Leaf and hates Babcock....

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

Shit inside a pair of skates

 

[GlitchMarner]

His name invites you to hit him with a hammer.

 

[SHANNYPLAN]

Pylon

 

[Tavares91Stamkos91]

This is a great description

Yes I'm aware. Should have put

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

He have had affairs with many of his past teammates wifeys, but he has good slapshot. Not on his peak anymore.

Sharp...maybe

 

[Took a pill in Sbisa]

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

Cody Bass

 

[Jordan Belfort]

Cody Bass

This guy went to Harvard. Didn’t think anyone would get it.

 

[thethirdhockeyman91]

Big lumbering defensemen who’s bounced around quite a bit. Likes to light up cigs with his goalie away from the rink.