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  1. Lonewolfe2015

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    So we've got however many days until the start of the season, a bunch of new guys and fringe guys. I'll put a list together below and put current nicknames I know.

    What's the goal? Propose a new nickname or fill in any missing ones since players have multiple. I'll edit the list with the consensus and then it'll be easy to figure out whose who during the season.

    Bonus points if we can come up with emoji nicknames, I saw the Golden Knights twitter doing that and it was pretty cool.

    Player Name#PosNicknames
    Andrew Agozzino26LWAggz
    Sven Andrighetto10RWGhetto
    Gabriel Bourque57LWBork
    Matt Calvert11LW
    J.T. Compher37LWJT
    A.J. Greer24LWAJ
    Tyson Jost17CJosty
    Vladislav Kamenev91CKam
    Martin Kaut61RW
    Alexander Kerfoot13CKerf
    Gabe Landeskog92LWLandy, Lando, Viking
    Nate MacKinnon29CMacK, Nate
    Matt Nieto83LWNeato, Long Beach Native
    Mikko Rantanen96RWRants, Ranty, Mikko
    Carl Soderberg34CSoda, Sods, Cyclops
    Marko DanoWMarco Polo
    Colin Wilson22CCaptain Average
    Player Name#PosNicknames
    Mark Barberio44LDBarbs, Barbie
    Tyson Barrie4RDT-Boobs
    Ian Cole28LD
    Samuel Girard49LDHobbit, Samwise
    Ryan Graves27LD
    Erik Johnson6RDEJ, EJ Johnson, Condor
    Anton Lindholm54LD
    Patrik Nemeth12LDNemo
    David Warsofsky5LDWar
    Nikita Zadorov16LDZad, Zads, Big Z, Peacock
    Player Name#PosNicknames
    Pavel Francouz39G
    Phillipp Grubauer31GGru, Grub
    Spencer Martin30G
    Semyon Varlamov1GVarly, Steve Varmalov
     
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  2. expatriated_texan

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    Too bad we don't have an emoticon of a tombstone...would be perfect for Graves.

    Think you forgot:
    "Big Z" for Zadorov.
    "Hobbit" or "Samwise the Brave" for Girard.
    "Terry" for Yakupov was my favorite last year. Barrie is a pretty funny dude.
     
  3. Avs71

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    I believe these have been thrown around too.
    T-Boobs, Cyclops, Captain Average (Wilson), Long Beach Native Nieto,
     
  4. joakym

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    Big Z
    Landy
    T Boobs
    MacK
    Ghetto
    Muffin
    Long Beach Native
    Rants
    Soda/Cyclopes
    Tony
    Willy
    Barbie
    Little G (this one is more-so just me)/Sammy/Sam Wise
    Nemo
    Grubs
    Varly
     
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    Andrew Agozzino= Gozer :dunno:
     
  8. Doesn't Mackinnon hate MacK? I remember reading something like that.
     
  9. I hate Moser but Jimothy Timothy is one of my favourites for JT Compher. Gabriel Bourque is also Gourque. Not really anybody calls him this on the Aves but I loved the Yeti for Soderberg.
     
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  10. UncleRisto

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    All the blind rainman jokes and puns imaginable are Söderberg's nickname.

    Also, all the rest of the players with no nickname should have the same nickname.
     
  11. CobraAcesS

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    I cant believe you forgot Condor for EJ lol.
     
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    Aggozino - Aggz
    Jost - Josty
    Nemeth - Nemo
    Francouuz - Frankie

    I propose Matt Calvert should take the nickname Cat Malvert.
     
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    Long Beach Native Matt Nieto. #LBNMN
     
  14. Lonewolfe2015

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    Who the heck is Muffin?!

    I've never seen anyone say 'Long Beach Native' until this thread, yall are killing me.

    Totally forgot some obvious ones like T Boobs and Condor.
     
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    Nathan MacKinnon is The Cobra
     
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    This thread screams @cgf :laugh:
     
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    Wilson should be Captain Average and Pavel Francouz should be Paul Frank. That's at least what I'll call em :naughty:.
     
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    Bubba Thudd #FreeFrancouz!!!

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    Franky CouzCouz

    or

    Franny CouzCouz
     
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    Bubba Thudd #FreeFrancouz!!!

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    Cat Malvert :thumbu:
     
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    Let's call all the rest of the players Brad.
     
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    My terrible suggestions. Feel free to ignore them all because I suck at making up nicknames (reasoning in brackets):
    Player Name#PosNicknames
    Andrew Agozzino26LW
    Sven Andrighetto10RWSlum (ghetto)
    Gabriel Bourque57LW
    Matt Calvert11LWCal-L (superman)
    J.T. Compher37LWLadies Night (Comp her)
    A.J. Greer24LW
    Tyson Jost17C
    Vladislav Kamenev91C
    Martin Kaut61RW
    Alexander Kerfoot13C
    Gabe Landeskog92LW
    Nate MacKinnon29CTruck (Mack Trucks)
    Matt Nieto83LWLeBean (L.B.N. - Long Beach Native)
    Mikko Rantanen96RW
    Carl Soderberg34CSodaPop (pop cuz he's old)
    Dominic Toninato47C
    Colin Wilson22C
    Player Name#PosNicknames
    Mark Barberio44LD
    Tyson Barrie4RD
    Ian Cole28LD iCole
    Samuel Girard49LDThe Ringbearer
    Ryan Graves27LD
    Erik Johnson6RD
    Anton Lindholm54LD
    Patrik Nemeth12LDCaptain Nemo
    David Warsofsky5LD
    Nikita Zadorov16LD
    Player Name#PosNicknames
    Pavel Francouz39GSuzy (franCOUZ)
    Phillipp Grubauer31GOoby Grooby (from the Roy Orbison song)
    Spencer Martin30G
    Semyon Varlamov1G
     
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    To me this is post of the year
     
  24. UncleRisto

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    These are ****, but I like Suzy because it sounds sexist. :sarcasm:
     
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    May I suggest Frenchy for Francouz
     

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