Pittsburgh Penguins on Twitter

[Play4Miracles*]

Same thing I thought. He put on some muscle.

Nah, he just bought some smaller sized t-shirts.

 

[Harv]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
@tpolamalu you best!!!!

 

[ThosePuckingPenguins]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
@tpolamalu you best!!!!

That is GOLD

 

[Inklings]

"sorry nasty you are play rookie game"

 

[The Room*]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
@tpolamalu you best!!!!

lol he should've been like "you best!!!!.......after me"

 

[TheStinger]

"Lest go Steelers!"

Should someone tell him it is "Lets" or just let him keep going?

 

[Miss Ausguins]

Oh I am loving it when I get on Twitter just to see what Geno is Tweeting (not that a lot of it is in English).....Although his banter with Paul Bissonette is value enough

 

[Skk82]

I remember a while back Bissonnette did an interview (or a series of tweets) when he was talking about how funny Malkin is, and how when some things gets lost in translation it makes him even better. Bissonnette said something along the lines of "yeah I got some texts from Geno and I actually think Malkin thinks my name is Biz Nasty. Like, first name Biz, last name Nasty."

So their conversation back in forth with Malkin only calling him "nasty" really seemed funny to me.

 

[JTG]

I remember a while back Bissonnette did an interview (or a series of tweets) when he was talking about how funny Malkin is, and how when some things gets lost in translation it makes him even better. Bissonnette said something along the lines of "yeah I got some texts from Geno and I actually think Malkin thinks my name is Biz Nasty. Like, first name Biz, last name Nasty."

So their conversation back in forth with Malkin only calling him "nasty" really seemed funny to me.

Bissonnette and Whitney still on this team would probably make it the funniest team in the league.

 

[Harry Hood]

From Bissonette's Twitter:

@malkin71: any truth to the rumor you trained with ivan drago over the summer?

 

[mhkehoe]

I didn't use twitter before, but I am using it now to see their banter!

 

[Darth Vitale]

From Bissonette's Twitter:

@malkin71: any truth to the rumor you trained with ivan drago over the summer?

That guy is awesome.

 

[Harv]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
Прочитал наоборот слово унитаз, теперь боюсь на него садиться!!! )))


It's something about sitting on a toliet..and hes scared of it?


Something isn't right.

 

[End of Line]

He tweeted a picture of his cat earlier and it did not look happy lol.

 

[Acallabeth]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
Прочитал наоборот слово унитаз, теперь боюсь на него садиться!!! )))
It's something about sitting on a toliet..and hes scared of it?
Something isn't right.

It's an old Russian joke. "Zatinu" ("unitaz" (toilet) backwards) sounds the same as "zatyanu" - "I'll suck in".

 

[Harv]

It's an old Russian joke..

That explains it.

 

[Dan Barr]

It's an old Russian joke. "Zatinu" ("unitaz" (toilet) backwards) sounds the same as "zatyanu" - "I'll suck in".

I don't understand the joke any more than I did before you posted this, haha. Can you translate the whole joke, please?

 

[Acallabeth]

That's actually the whole joke.
"I read "unitaz" backwards and now I'm afraid to sit on it!".

Unitaz (унитаз) => Zatinu (затину) => Zatyanu (затяну); "I'll suck you in!"

You must be a very brave man not to be scared by option of being sucked in the toilet

I'm bad at explaining...

 

[Harv]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
Бог сказал: бойся слез обиженного тобой человека, ведь он будет просить меня о помощи и я помогу...

Geno getting spiritual.


God said, Fear not hurt you, tears of man, because he would ask for my help and I will help ...

(It's not a perfect translation)

 

[laufer72]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
Бог сказал: бойся слез обиженного тобой человека, ведь он будет просить меня о помощи и я помогу...

Geno getting spiritual.


God said, Fear not hurt you, tears of man, because he would ask for my help and I will help ...

(It's not a perfect translation)

God said, fear the tears of a mean you hurt, for I will help him if he asks for help.

just an old saying....

 

[Florentino Ariza]

Bryzgalov is also funny

 

[Dan Barr]

malkin71_ Евгений Малкин
Бог сказал: бойся слез обиженного тобой человека, ведь он будет просить меня о помощи и я помогу...

Geno getting spiritual.


God said, Fear not hurt you, tears of man, because he would ask for my help and I will help ...

(It's not a perfect translation)

Oh, okay. Haha. That's a pretty good joke. A couple years ago I was reading the page on Wikipedia about Russian humor or common Russian jokes or something like that. Lots of fun jokes.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Nice he got a photo of the pens media day. Is it me or is brooks smiling?

Edit: I wonder, did they put the lighter haired brooks, and staal on the sides, on purpose?

 

[Sideline]

Nice he got a photo of the pens media day. Is it me or is brooks smiling?

No, that's a predatory grin.

 

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Nice he got a photo of the pens media day. Is it me or is brooks smiling?

My cat used to smile and lick its lips any time birds flew onto the porch. So yes, Brooks is smiling.

Edit: I wonder, did they put the lighter haired brooks, and staal on the sides, on purpose?

It's based on how central to the team they are, I think. Crosby and Malkin are at the center, Fleury and Letang are on the next tier of stardom, and Orpik and Staal are core players, but not quite stars.