Phoenix XLIII: How to Bake Cupcakes in Less Than Two Weeks

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kdb209

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Happy Groundhog Day to all ...

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Phil: There is no way that this thread is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

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PhilPhoenix: I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. Moyesed, JBed, Baumed, Ice Edged, JRed, Jamisoned, and Hulzsized.
Rita: Oh, really?
PhilPhoenix: ...and every morning thread I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.





12-08-2008 Hockey in The Desert (Phoenix franchise and finance/business matters)
02-04-2009 Hockey in the Desert II (Phoenix Coyotes franchise and business matters)

05-05-2009 Balsillie puts in $212.5 mil offer for the Coyotes
05-07-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part II
05-18-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part III
05-22-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part IV
06-03-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix part V
06-09-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part VI
06-12-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part VII: I'm just waitin' on a judge
06-16-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part VIII: It's dead, Jim
06-24-2009 Balsillie/Phoenix Part IX: 'Dorf on Hockey
07-25-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part X: The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!
08-03-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XI: A Fistful of Dollars?
08-07-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XII: For a Few Dollars More
08-12-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XIII: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
08-21-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XIV: The Wrath of Baum
08-27-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XV - SITREP: SNAFU
09-02-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVI: Barbarian at the Gate
09-08-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVII: Wake Me Up When September Ends
09-10-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy/ownership Part XVIII: Is that a pale horse in the distance?
09-12-2009 Phoenix bankruptcy Part XIX: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baum
09-21-2009 Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XX: There Will Be Baum
09-28-2009 Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XXI: 2009 -- A Sports Odyssey
10-26-2009 Phoenix Bankruptcy Part XXII: Long and winding road
11-24-2009 Keeping up with potential owners for NHL Phoenix Coyotes (UPD: Ice Edge signs LOI)
03-14-2010 Part II. Potential owners of NHL's Phoenix Coyotes
03-26-2010 Part III. Prospective Owners - Phoenix Coyotes (UPD Lease vote 4/13; IEH signs MOU)
04-10-2010 Part IV Phoenix Coyotes post bankrtuptcy; UPD COG approves Reinsdorf MOU, not IEH MOU
05-02-2010 Part V Phoenix Coyotes post bankruptcy UPD Reinsdorf out? IEH back in? else Winnipeg?
05-11-2010 Part VI Phoenix Coyotes post bankruptcy
05-23-2010 Part VII Phoenix Coyotes post bankrtuptcy
06-07-2010 Part VIII: Phoenix Coyotes Post-bankrtuptcy
06-22-2010 Part IX: Phoenix Coyotes Post-bankruptcy UPD: Pres Moss fired 6/30 with IEH input
07-26-2010 Part X: Phoenix Coyotes - Between Scylla and Charybdis
08-27-2010 Part XI: Phoenix Coyotes -- Greetings, Starfighter, You have been selected ...
09-16-2010 Part XII: Phx Coyotes - Still haven't found what I'm looking for
10-12-2010 Part XIII: Phoenix Coyotes - The Final Cut?
10-27-2010 Part XIV: Phoenix Coyotes - To Infinity And Beyond....
12-05-2010 Part XV: Phoenix - the battle of evermore
12-14-2010 Part XVI: Phoenix -- Money for Nothing
12-20-2010 Part XVII: Phoenix -- Thread Title Available For Lease
01-09-2011 Part XVIII: Phoenix -- Imminence Front
01-24-2011 Phoenix XIXth: Nervous Breakdown
02-02-2011 Phoenix XX: Two weeks
02-11-2011 Phoenix XXI: When will then be now?
02-22-2011 Phoenix XXII: It's Now or Never
02-28-2011 Phoenix XXIII - Bond: The Phoenix Project
03-03-2011 Phoenix XXIV: How many twists does the scriptwriter have left?
03-07-2011 Phoenix XXV: Anyone in the theatre seen a pale horse?
03-08-2011 Phoenix XXVI: Pain in the AZ
03-11-2011 Phoenix XXVII: Can we all get along?
03-16-2011 Phoenix XXVIII: Lawyers, Bonds and Money
03-20-2011 Phoenix XXIX: What's the next act? I'm tired of the dog & pony show
03-22-2011 Phoenix Part XXX Hulz, you gotta get a gimmick if you want to get ahead
03-27-2011 Phoenix Part XXXI: I feel I'm in a time loop
04-05-2011 Phoenix Part XXXII: Bridge over Troubled Goldwater
04-14-2011 Phoenix XXXIII: Sound of Silence
04-20-2011 Phoenix XXXIV: Project Mayhem
04-25-2011 Phoenix XXXV: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave...
05-03-2011 Phoenix XXXVI - There's got to be a morning after
05-10-2011 Phoenix XXXVII - The Heat is On

Followed by the Interregnum between Kings Phoenix the XXXVII-th and Phoenix the XXXVIII-th:

[PYTHON]
The most interesting thing about King Charles, the first
Is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign
But only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it because of
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England Puritan
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 September
[/PYTHON]

06-09-2011 ESPN's Burnside: Hulsizer submitted new deal; COG city manager dragging it out
06-20-2011 Coyotes related: Westgate faces foreclosure
06-21-2011 Phoenix, worst case scenario

Finally, the realm was restored ...

06-27-2011 Phoenix XXXVIII: Hulsizer Pulls Bid For Coyotes
08-16-2011 Phoenix XXXIX: You Never Give Me Your Money
10-18-2011 Phoenix XL: Rich Man's World
12-07-2011 Phoenix XLI: Bongo Fury
01-06-2012 Phoenix XLII: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
02-02-2012 Phoenix XLIII: How to Bake Cupcakes in Less Than Two Weeks

... and to all a Good Night.

Yeah I know - I used a Groundhog Day theme back in Phoenix XX - but how could I not use it again.
 

OthmarAmmann

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Wait, what was the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything??

Was it cupcakes?!?
 

JawandaPuck

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GB: Glendale is the perfect place for an NHL franchise.


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GB: I'm telling you, there are three viable bidders.


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GB: Wait, what...Pierre, Karl, Péladeau are not three different people?!?!?


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GB: Ok, you're right...who am I kidding...
 

Tinalera

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I will say in HF and around the net, the incredible interest of "My Little Pony" film clips and avatars-probably one of the cooler (IMO) and more eccentric choices I've seen lately ;)


As for the ongoing saga, the silence continues to be deafening. I am sure it isn't helping fanwise that there's a reasonable chance Yotes miss the playoffs this year, which add to already tough situation: how do you sell season tickets for a team not only missing the playoffs, but has fans wondering if there will even BE a season next year, and wondering even if there IS one, will the Yotes be there when the CBA dust clears.

It really doesn't look good for someone who is to buy the team for full price and all the other stuff that's been discussed.
 

Puckschmuck*

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Woot! I won the "name the next BOH Phoenix thread" contest! :handclap::yo:
 

Killion

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but what does a glendale do? :naughty:

Glendale doesnt have to do anything. They dont need a Phoenix, instead, theyve got Anasazi Thunderbirds keeping watch at an altitude just beyond human sight. Check the history books. In the late 30's artist Millard Sheets designed a landing field for them in Glendale with financial backing from Jimmy Stewart, Cary Grant & Henry Fonda amongst others around West Greenway & North 59th. As you probably know, the flapping of the Thunderbirds wings causes the clouds to move, the rain to fall, sheet lightning, and when they blink, lightning bolts that they can direct at anyone anytime anywhere. Shapeshifting capabilities. For all you know there coulda been one lined up behind you at the 7-11 yesterday afternoon. Range is from the Northern tip of Vancouver Island to the Southwest, as far east as Thunder Bay.
 

Ludwig Fell Down

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Woot! I won the "name the next BOH Phoenix thread" contest! :handclap::yo:

And for that, your your prize delivery in two weeks is imminent

You also get recognition from GB and Bill Daly that Puchschmuck is "probably" a bidder for the Coyotes. You assent to the purchase price, no? Just got to get a few investors together and you can enjoy a light moment at a recent Coyotes game.
 

OttawaRoughRiderFan*

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Woot! I won the "name the next BOH Phoenix thread" contest! :handclap::yo:

U da man!!!

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So... the name is new but the news is the same. Why can't SOMETHING happen?

Anyway, I see the same posters over and over, thread after thread. What will we all do when this is over???

:)
 

CHRDANHUTCH

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U da man!!!

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So... the name is new but the news is the same. Why can't SOMETHING happen?

Anyway, I see the same posters over and over, thread after thread. What will we all do when this is over???

:)

Simple, do what we all love to do and what the League can refocus on doing, overseeing the sport for those in charge of their franchise and stewardship of the sport..... and the fans around the sport can refocus and relax knowing this is finally resolved...
 

matCH penalty

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Anyway, I see the same posters over and over, thread after thread. What will we all do when this is over???

Support group. Phoenix Coyotes Pseudonymous.

"Hi, I'm matCH penalty. And ever since the Coyotes got sold, I check the BoH forum, don't see enough roman numerals, and start crying uncontrollably."

Alternatively, we could print out every page of every thread and put it on one of those weather balloons people are always sending into space, and send it all into space. Or bonfire.
 

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Support group. Phoenix Coyotes Pseudonymous.

"Hi, I'm matCH penalty. And ever since the Coyotes got sold, I check the BoH forum, don't see enough roman numerals, and start crying uncontrollably."

"Hi Match_Penalty.

I guess it's my turn...

Hi, I'm KevyD... My addiction first started in the AZCentral website where I saw innocent Canadians being abused by evil Americans. I tried to help and was hooked.

Unfortunately, even tho AZCentral was shut down by the authorities, I have not been able to shake my addiction - whether it be thru a 12 step program or medication. This Coyote thing has cost me my job, my wife and my savings - or maybe it was that French Canadian exotic dancer who cost me all those things???

Anyway, I... (weeping), well... I... I have followed my addiction here."


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matCH penalty

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or maybe it was a French Canadian exotic dancer who cost me all those things???

Wait a minute.

The league had to buy the Coyotes in 2009. The All Star Game was in Montreal in 2009. Chez Parée's in Montreal. The Coyotes spent all Glenade's money at Chez Parée.

I think you've cracked the case for good.
 

OttawaRoughRiderFan*

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Wait a minute.

The league had to buy the Coyotes in 2009. The All Star Game was in Montreal in 2009. Chez Parée's in Montreal. The Coyotes spent all Glenade's money at Chez Parée.

I think you've cracked the case for good.

OMG... It has finally come full circle. :scared:

:nod:
 
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