"Won't someone
PLEASE think of the children!!!"
I care.... about another team in Canada!
I think its time for another transcript of a typical argument between Coyotes fans, Winnipeg, QC, and the Rest of Canada
Winnipeg: You're not really going to layoff cops and fire fighters to fund a hockey team are you
Coyotes Fan: stop it.
Winnipeg: I mean we wouldn't do that and we actually like hockey
Coyotes Fan: Stop it.
QC: Are you guys done yet, because we kind of need to know if we should finish upgrading our old arena or just wait for the new one to finish
Winnipeg: They aren't done they are trying to decide if its more important to have a hockey team or safe streets.
QC: Oh hey Winnipeg whats up.
Winnipeg: Not much just chilling hassling the Coyotes fan. Waiting for the season to start you know same old same old
Coyotes Fans: Why are you still here! You got a team now leave us alone.
Winnipeg: Don't take it so personally. We only bother you because we really don't like you
QC: So are they really deciding between safe streets and the NHL?
Winnipeg: Yeah its really funny considering no one actually goes to games down there
Coyotes fan: Enough with the we don't go to games nonsense we DID sell out the playoffs you know!
Winnipeg: Dude really? We sell out every game for the next 5 years at $80 a seat and we don't need grocery store giveaways either.
Coyotes Fan: that happened once and...
Winnipeg: I have links to a bunch of giveaways and discounts you did would you like me the present them
Coyotes Fan: Withdrawn. But let me just say Moyes Moyes Moyes Gretzky Gretzky Gretzky
Rest of Canada: Hey guys where does this stand?
Winnipeg: Oh hey ROC, what brings you here?
Rest of Canada: we're taking a break from the CBA talks just checking if this thing is done so we can take care of QC that way we're almost to 10.
GTA: Remember we're next! We need an NHL team!
QC: Don't you have the Leafs
GTA: ok a REAL NHL team
Hamilton: Oh no you don't. We've been waiting since before your Cup drought was even 20 years old.
ROC: Settle down you two. We're going to take care of both of you
Saskatoon: What about us
Halifax: And us
ROC: ugh not you two again
Saskatoon: we have a larger arena than Winnipeg does and..,
Winnipeg: Hey hey hey! Why you got be like that Sask? We didn't say anything about you!
Saskatoon: Well its just true
ROC: Thats enough out of you Saskatoon. If you triple your population come we'll talk, until then shut up, you're just making all of us look silly.
Halifax: Ha ha ROC called you silly
ROC: Halifax you need to double your population. Not losing everyone under 40 might help
Saskatoon: BURN!
ROC: Sask you're both on time out
Saskatoon and Halifax: grrrr
Coyotes fans: I can't believe you're talking about putting teams in small Canadian cities especially at OUR expense. Don't you know how many people we have here.
Winnipeg: yeah but
ROC: Hang on PEG I got this. Coyotes Fan how many of them like hockey
Coyotes fan: Some but
ROC: Ok stop right there. Out of those that like hockey how many of them are Coyotes fans and not transplants who only go when their team is in town and root against the Coyotes?
Coyotes: well less but Moyes Moyes Moyes Gretzky Gretzky Gertzky
ROC: Lawyered!
Coyotes Fan:
ROC: ok Peg so where do we stand on getting closing out the Phoenix chapter and getting the team out of there
Winnipeg: Well the election tomorrow could provide some answers. If the sales tax gets repealed and/or an anti-Coyotes council gets elected Skeete may pull the plug on the deal
ROC: this Skeete fellow, is he an educated man
Winnipeg: He got his masters from University of Phoenix
ROC: You mean the online school with the annoying pop-up ads?
Winnipeg: yep thats the place
ROC:
ROC: ok so assuming cyber school boy pushes it through then what
Winnipeg: Jamison needs to finish raising the cash, then sign the deal, then we still have the chance Goldwater Institute might sue
ROC: Isn't Goldwater those rightwing lunatics who oppose healthcare, most government spending, and pretty much everything we Canadians stand for
Winnipeg: yeah pretty much, but they are our allies here
ROC: Common enemies really do make strange bedfellows
Winnipeg: So we should have some answers tomorrow unless we don't
QC: so what should we do
ROC: Just sit tight. we'll see what happens tomorrow then we can put a timeline together. So with the lockout, if this thing falls apart in the next week we can move them now otherwise its probably after the season. In the mean time make us some
this plotting to remake the NHL is making me hungry.
Winnipeg: Yeah we'll have an analysis for everyone to review around midnight tomorrow assuming they count the votes at a decent pace. You know how Americans are with counting votes. Or Counting
ROC: thats true they don't fair well in math scores do they
Winnipeg: I wonder if they cut math teachers to fund the hockey team too
ROC: Its possible maybe thats why they haven't figures out that their attendance is low
Coyotes fan: Thats enough! how will you even afford the team? Huh? Huh?
QB: PKP will put it on his black card
Coyotes fan: Damn you all
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