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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Well, we know Lappy will always have balls.
Sadly, by the same token, we know that he has no brains.
Well, we know Lappy will always have balls.
We're talking ice hockey, not exactly a sport that requires a genius IQ to play.
How do we unf*** our lives?Eight f***ing years. Eight f***ing years of pure futility. But he's bulletproof. F*** my life. Guess what? F*** your lives too.
They did need an ED-eligible goaltender, as Lyon is also a UFA. So Sandstrom / Ustimenko on the Phantoms and Ersson in the SHL? Or will Laperriere determine rankings with a push-up contest?
An old story from high school. I was one of 3 goalies who tried out. We were all pretty good. The coach couldn't decide who to cut, so he said at final cuts, 'you're going to do ups and downs [falling to your knees and popping back up] and the first one who quits is cut.' It's like endless squats.
Needless to say we made ourselves practically puke but no one would quit, so we all made the team. I could hardly walk to the car after. Halfway through the year, for the big City wide Christmas tourney, he decided to rotate all 3 of us in-game, every time the other team scored, we'd change goalies. It was ridiculous. Sit for 2/3rd of a period, go in cold. Rinse, repeat.
It didn't produce better results, because we were all worried about getting yanked, and you can't play net that way. The team's captains finally intervened and asked him to stop, as it was disrupting the forwards and D too much, adjusting to a different goalie a couple or a few times a game.
An old story from high school. I was one of 3 goalies who tried out. We were all pretty good. The coach couldn't decide who to cut, so he said at final cuts, 'you're going to do ups and downs [falling to your knees and popping back up] and the first one who quits is cut.' It's like endless squats.
Needless to say we made ourselves practically puke but no one would quit, so we all made the team. I could hardly walk to the car after. Halfway through the year, for the big City wide Christmas tourney, he decided to rotate all 3 of us in-game, every time the other team scored, we'd change goalies. It was ridiculous. Sit for 2/3rd of a period, go in cold. Rinse, repeat.
It didn't produce better results, because we were all worried about getting yanked, and you can't play net that way. The team's captains finally intervened and asked him to stop, as it was disrupting the forwards and D too much, adjusting to a different goalie a couple or a few times a game.
Somehow, I don’t think up and downs is the best way to gauge motivational levels and make an evaluation. But I’m a dentist, not a coach.
This guy sounds like he was born to coach hockey.
I asked my dentist source and he said "Once or twice actually".Does anyone ever suck on your fingers?
I asked my dentist source and he said "Once or twice actually".
I was going to follow up with "do you ask them to stop?" but I feared the response would have been sarcastic and not suitable to post on here. I know this source too well.They make a lot of money. Gotta feel for a ring
I was going to follow up with "do you ask them to stop?" but I feared the response would have been sarcastic and not suitable to post on here. I know this source too well.
How many damn dentists are on this board?
Apparently the rule of thumb is:
1. Block shot with face: lifetime employment
2. Block shot with scrotum: go home to Norway
Why?How many damn dentists are on this board?