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Celtic Note

Living the dream
Dec 22, 2006
16,836
5,559
Hey long time Blues fan here looking to join on as a bandwagon fan for the playoff run this year. I have always been a fan of the Lightning from a distance since their first Cup and been passively admiring the team since. I even was a fan a Stevie Y while he played against us on our rival, the Wings.

Anyway, I am hoping to join your board and learn more about the ins and outs of the team on a more committed level.
 
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JoVel

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Jan 23, 2017
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The first thing you need to do is learn how to spell Lightning correctly. Then we can teach you the rules of this place.
 
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Vasilevskiy

The cat will be back
Dec 30, 2008
17,820
4,608
Barcelona
Hey long time Blues fan here looking to join on as a bandwagon fan for the playoff run this year. I have always been a fan of the Lightening from a distance since their first Cup and been passively admiring the team since. I even was a fan a Stevie Y while he played against us on our rival, the Wings.

Anyway, I am hoping to join your board and learn more about the ins and outs of the team on a more committed level.

Hose will let you know everything you need to be a good bolts fan
 

Shoresy Snipes

Give yer B's a T ya T F'r
May 6, 2017
463
236
You gonna be a fan of our farm team too? Seems to be doing very nicely this year. Likely to move into beast-mode next year; stacked with young prospect talent. Good times. Should be for a while.
 

These Are The Days

Oh no! We suck again!!
May 17, 2014
34,119
19,684
Tampa Bay
Hmmm......... a Blues fan that also wants to join the Lightning board. I have to issue a small survey first

1. Do you like Star Wars or Futurama?
2. Are you also a fan of another team?
3. Do you enjoy Japanese animation?
4. Can you tell us who our 2C is?
5. Is Melanie Martinez in fact the shiz nit?
6. What does the word "Ruh Roh" mean to you?
7. How do you feel about firing Jon Cooper?
8. Yes or no is Andrej Sustr our best defenseman?
9. Is this fine are you okay with what is happening?

We have a teacher on these boards so he'll be grading. If unavailable you will be assigned to stare into the eyes of the HYPNOTOAD and if you can last 10 minutes without violently defecating all over yourself you can join.

Or you can answer #4 correctly and none of this will be necessary
 

RDTBay4

Registered User
Apr 28, 2014
4,242
1,863
Clearwater, FL
I loosely pulled for the Blues and Wild in recent years in the West.

As long as you hate Sustr getting ice time with the power of 10 suns, you're welcome here anytime.
 

Celtic Note

Living the dream
Dec 22, 2006
16,836
5,559
The first thing you need to do is learn how to spell Lightning correctly. Then we can teach you the rules of this place.
Proof reading might have been a wise practice. I think I can actually spell the name correctly now. Lol
 
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Celtic Note

Living the dream
Dec 22, 2006
16,836
5,559
You gonna be a fan of our farm team too? Seems to be doing very nicely this year. Likely to move into beast-mode next year; stacked with young prospect talent. Good times. Should be for a while.
Two winners for the price of one? Why not?
 

Celtic Note

Living the dream
Dec 22, 2006
16,836
5,559
Hmmm......... a Blues fan that also wants to join the Lightning board. I have to issue a small survey first

1. Do you like Star Wars or Futurama?
2. Are you also a fan of another team?
3. Do you enjoy Japanese animation?
4. Can you tell us who our 2C is?
5. Is Melanie Martinez in fact the shiz nit?
6. What does the word "Ruh Roh" mean to you?
7. How do you feel about firing Jon Cooper?
8. Yes or no is Andrej Sustr our best defenseman?
9. Is this fine are you okay with what is happening?

We have a teacher on these boards so he'll be grading. If unavailable you will be assigned to stare into the eyes of the HYPNOTOAD and if you can last 10 minutes without violently defecating all over yourself you can join.

Or you can answer #4 correctly and none of this will be necessary
1. I very much enjoy Futurama
2. Blues
3. Haven’t really given it a try, so I can’t say
4. Point
5. Not sure who that is
6. Oh Shit
7. Let’s see how these playoffs go
8. Umm no
9. Everything is fine, there is no fire surround me at the moment.

I use a HYPNOTOAD as part of my daily meditation ritual.
 

The Macho King

Back* to Back** World Champion
Jun 22, 2011
48,607
28,846
1. I very much enjoy Futurama
2. Blues
3. Haven’t really given it a try, so I can’t say
4. Point
5. Not sure who that is
6. Oh ****
7. Let’s see how this playoffs go
8. Umm no
9. Everything is fine, there is no fire surround me at the moment.

I use a HYPNOTOAD as part of my daily meditation ritual.
Wrong. Our 2C is Stamkos. :P
 

RDTBay4

Registered User
Apr 28, 2014
4,242
1,863
Clearwater, FL
Watching Sustr tape for an hour should be enough punishment

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BoltSTH

Registered User
Sep 4, 2008
2,414
758
Tampa
Doubt anyone would be sane after that, unless heavily medicated with Prozac. Definition of 'Cruel and unusual punishment'
 
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AlphaCatalyst

Elite Fan
Jun 27, 2007
14,921
7,126
Calgary
Hey long time Blues fan here looking to join on as a bandwagon fan for the playoff run this year. I have always been a fan of the Lightning from a distance since their first Cup and been passively admiring the team since. I even was a fan a Stevie Y while he played against us on our rival, the Wings.

Anyway, I am hoping to join your board and learn more about the ins and outs of the team on a more committed level.

Do you have any phobias?
Examples include;
Astraphobia,
astrapophobia,
brontophobia,
keraunophobia,
tonitrophobia
 

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