Pens Off day/season thread “Useless information edition”

[Tom Hanks]

It all makes sense now

 

[3074326]

What's the point of even having a hot dog if you pile so much stuff on it that it tastes like the condiment section of my refrigerator put into a blender?

Ketchup or nothing, **** the haters. I'm 32 and I'll fight the person who wrote that. I'll hit them in the face with a Nathan's Famous doused in all of the ketchup.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

What's the point of even having a hot dog if you pile so much stuff on it that it tastes like the condiment section of my refrigerator put into a blender?

Ketchup or nothing, **** the haters. I'm 32 and I'll fight the person who wrote that. I'll hit them in the face with a Nathan's Famous doused in all of the ketchup.

Best ever description for the reasoning behind less condiments on a hot dog

 

[Rakell67]

What's the point of even having a hot dog if you pile so much stuff on it that it tastes like the condiment section of my refrigerator put into a blender?

Ketchup or nothing, **** the haters. I'm 32 and I'll fight the person who wrote that. I'll hit them in the face with a Nathan's Famous doused in all of the ketchup.

Heinz or Hunts ketchup?

 

[3074326]

Heinz or Hunts ketchup?

Heinz all the way! Hunts is like if someone put water in Heinz. Haha

 

[Rakell67]

Heinz all the way! Hunts is like if someone put water in Heinz. Haha

Lol, twas a joke. I detest Hunts. Won’t use it.

 

[3074326]

Lol, twas a joke. I detest Hunts. Won’t use it.

I was wondering. We all know that feeling of going to a cookout and seeing Hunts. A slap in the face to every guest.

 

[Al Smith]

Heinz or Hunts ketchup?

On a Pittsburgh thread, mods should delete this post.

 

[CascadiaPenguin]

Heinz or Hunts ketchup?

Heresy, pure and simple. Go wash your mouth out with soap.

ps- Sorry, I was so horrified I didn't notice you were joking. My bad...

 

[Tom Hanks]

Geno is off to a flyer this preseason #dadjokes

Does that mean Phil is Goose?

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

A Penguins hockey player on a fairly lengthy streak of bad luck takes to the air, with no prior experience, in a Russian-built and serviced fighter jet.

Who came up with this plan?

 

[Peat]

A Penguins hockey player on a fairly lengthy streak of bad luck takes to the air, with no prior experience, in a Russian-built and serviced fighter jet.

Who came up with this plan?

Ovechkin.

 

[StaalForOne]

Oh that's just beyond dumb to think it was Sykora, especially because Malkin spent the whole 2004-2005 NHL lockout centering Elias and Sykora for Magnitogorsk . . .

When I first heard it I assumed it was early on in Malkin's career which is why I thought Sykora. It has to be a team that had Scuderi and Orpik on it as they were the ones telling the story. I forgot there was some overlap in Scuderi coming back, where Orpik was still here though. So more likely it was one of Dustin Jeffrey or Taylor Pyatt.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Nice. He's totally lost it, though. Observe:

 

[Andy99]

Nice. He's totally lost it, though. Observe:

He’s on the decline...definitely should retire...we’ll be lucky to get a 7th round pick for him...

 

[MrBurghundy]

This is probably my favorite moment as a Penguins fan.

edit: Yes, I know we won 3 Stanley Cups.

 

[KIRK]

Never seen a series like that. Listening to Razor doing the color commentary. Heck, I even remember game 4, when Malkin didn't register a point but where he was so far in his head that one time they left Feds open in front of the net to double cover him when he didn't have the puck.

 

[Gurglesons]

Never seen a series like that. Listening to Razor doing the color commentary. Heck, I even remember game 4, when Malkin didn't register a point but where he was so far in his head that one time they left Feds open in front of the net to double cover him when he didn't have the puck.

I still am shocked by that goal on Ward. Back hand, no look, top shelf. After beating multiple players.

Lemieux lite in that run.

 

[Gurglesons]

He’s on the decline...definitely should retire...we’ll be lucky to get a 7th round pick for him...

Hagelin was on his line there. Never will do anything again without him.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I remember people trying to say he did that on accident/luck.

 

[heysmilinstrange]

Nice. He's totally lost it, though. Observe:

The fact that I don't remember this goal happening at all is just further evidence of how consistently great Malkin is.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

The fact that I don't remember this goal happening at all is just further evidence of how consistently great Malkin is.

Just this past "terrible" year, too. Though obviously I know one pretty goal doesn't tell the tale of a season.

Before I go to bed... my personal favorite from the last few years... (also a spin-o-rama):



Really kinda illustrates in one super nasty goal everything the man is (still) capable of.

 

[Tom Hanks]

We really need Matt Cullen to give us food recommendations. Oldest player in the league and someone (I think a media person) said if they ever want to work on their diet they’d follow Cullen around. Apparently he’s pretty meticulous in what he eats.

 

[Andy99]

Hagelin was on his line there. Never will do anything again without him.

No, ZAR...Hags was gone by this time...unless you’re joking...