Pens Drinking game ideas
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Randy Butternubs
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I actually have a Pens drinking game already. Every season I update the rules. Here's the newest version (binge drink responsibly):
Offense
2 drinks per Penguins goal
o +1 drink if it is on the Power Play
o +2 drinks if it is Shorthanded
o +3 drinks if a Defenseman not named Letang scores
o +4 drinks if it is on a Penalty Shot
o +5 drinks if the goalie records an assist
o FINISH your drink if the goalie scores the goal
1 drink if a Penguin drives to the net
o +2 drinks if he knocks over the goalie
o +3 drinks if the he knocks the net off of its moorings
Defense
1 drink per Penguins save or blocked shot
o +1 drink if it is Shorthanded
o +2 drinks if it is Crosby or Malkin
o +3 drinks if it is on the Power Play
o +4 drinks if the puck is stuck in someone’s equipment
o +5 drinks if the goalie makes a save with their mask
o FINISH your drink if a player blocks a shot with their face
2 drinks when the Penguins goalie handles the puck
o +2 drinks if he turns it over
o +5 drinks if the turnover results in a goal against
The Tough Stuff
1 drink per Penguins body check
o +2 drinks if it is open-ice or a hip check
o +3 drinks if it is Paul Martin
o +5 drinks if someone loses a helmet
3 drinks per fight
o +1 drink if it is immediately after a faceoff
o +2 drinks if it is after a clean hit
o +3 drinks if it is a Penguin with over a $3 million cap hit
o FINISH your drink if there are 2 or more fights going on
Miscellaneous
2 drinks for the following:
o If the puck hits a referee or linesman
o If long arms or sticks are mentioned
o When Bob Errey says “Steigy”
o If someone is awkward with Dan Potash
o If the Penguins Girls are shown
o When the Subway Sandwich is shown
End of the Game
2 drinks if the Penguins win
o +2 drinks if it is against a division opponent
FINISH your drink if the Penguins lose
o Do a shot if it is against the Flyers
Offense
2 drinks per Penguins goal
o +1 drink if it is on the Power Play
o +2 drinks if it is Shorthanded
o +3 drinks if a Defenseman not named Letang scores
o +4 drinks if it is on a Penalty Shot
o +5 drinks if the goalie records an assist
o FINISH your drink if the goalie scores the goal
1 drink if a Penguin drives to the net
o +2 drinks if he knocks over the goalie
o +3 drinks if the he knocks the net off of its moorings
Defense
1 drink per Penguins save or blocked shot
o +1 drink if it is Shorthanded
o +2 drinks if it is Crosby or Malkin
o +3 drinks if it is on the Power Play
o +4 drinks if the puck is stuck in someone’s equipment
o +5 drinks if the goalie makes a save with their mask
o FINISH your drink if a player blocks a shot with their face
2 drinks when the Penguins goalie handles the puck
o +2 drinks if he turns it over
o +5 drinks if the turnover results in a goal against
The Tough Stuff
1 drink per Penguins body check
o +2 drinks if it is open-ice or a hip check
o +3 drinks if it is Paul Martin
o +5 drinks if someone loses a helmet
3 drinks per fight
o +1 drink if it is immediately after a faceoff
o +2 drinks if it is after a clean hit
o +3 drinks if it is a Penguin with over a $3 million cap hit
o FINISH your drink if there are 2 or more fights going on
Miscellaneous
2 drinks for the following:
o If the puck hits a referee or linesman
o If long arms or sticks are mentioned
o When Bob Errey says “Steigy”
o If someone is awkward with Dan Potash
o If the Penguins Girls are shown
o When the Subway Sandwich is shown
End of the Game
2 drinks if the Penguins win
o +2 drinks if it is against a division opponent
FINISH your drink if the Penguins lose
o Do a shot if it is against the Flyers
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pensfan71
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Randy Butternubs
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Mordax
You make it hard
http://www.penguinpoop.com/2009/the-steigy-errey-drinking-game/
Highlights:
Everyone picks a phrase/word from the list below. When you here them say your phrase, you direct someone else playing to take a drink
Everyone must drink
When you hear “Cleared the Puck, but not Out” you must chug your beer as fast as you can, last one to finish must do a shot of the groups choosing
Highlights:
Everyone picks a phrase/word from the list below. When you here them say your phrase, you direct someone else playing to take a drink
- Two Headed Monster, Picklestabber, Sends it Around the Horn, Throws it to the Net, Blew a Tire Out, Power-move, Waterbug, Roadkill
Everyone must drink
- Anytime Bob Errey asks “Are you kidding me?”
- Anytime Steigerwald pronounces “Wend” as “wind” as in “the wind is blowing” an example would be “he ‘winds’ his way into the zone”
- If Errey asks for help from Steigy… like “Help me out here Steigy”
- Any talk of a players “Long Stick”
When you hear “Cleared the Puck, but not Out” you must chug your beer as fast as you can, last one to finish must do a shot of the groups choosing
Ugene Magic
EVIL LAUGH
Ogrezilla
Nerf Herder
This is the Root Sports drinking game
Drink every time someone makes fun of Potash.
Finish your drink if Dan and Dan match (glasses and ties) during the Dan and Dan show.
Drink every time someone mentions "getting to your game" or "Penguins hockey."
Drink every time Errey talks about the length of a man's stick
Drink every time Errey gets REALLY EXCITED.
Drink for all advertised plays of the game such as subway sandwich of the game
If Steigy stops calling the game while the puck is in play, drink until he mentions the game being played again or the puck goes out of play
Drink every time Steigy calls the wrong player name in his play by play.
Drink every time Steigy or Errey mock an opposing player
Drink every time Jay Caufield gives instructions to his telestration guys
that is usually plenty. A lot of these overlap so it gets rough sometimes
Drink every time someone makes fun of Potash.
Finish your drink if Dan and Dan match (glasses and ties) during the Dan and Dan show.
Drink every time someone mentions "getting to your game" or "Penguins hockey."
Drink every time Errey talks about the length of a man's stick
Drink every time Errey gets REALLY EXCITED.
Drink for all advertised plays of the game such as subway sandwich of the game
If Steigy stops calling the game while the puck is in play, drink until he mentions the game being played again or the puck goes out of play
Drink every time Steigy calls the wrong player name in his play by play.
Drink every time Steigy or Errey mock an opposing player
Drink every time Jay Caufield gives instructions to his telestration guys
that is usually plenty. A lot of these overlap so it gets rough sometimes
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SidGenoMario
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Ogrezilla
Nerf Herder
I love these because every fan base in the league feels exactly the same way as we do
One shot for each:
1. Dupuis slapshot; two if he hits the net
2. Different linemate for Malkin/Neal after first shift
3. TK logo snipe
4. 10 seconds the fourth line is hemmed in its own end.
5. Engelland pass to no one
6. Goal by opposition shot from within 5 feet of crease.
That should get you through the first period in good shape.
1. Dupuis slapshot; two if he hits the net
2. Different linemate for Malkin/Neal after first shift
3. TK logo snipe
4. 10 seconds the fourth line is hemmed in its own end.
5. Engelland pass to no one
6. Goal by opposition shot from within 5 feet of crease.
That should get you through the first period in good shape.
Fortunately, I live out of town and most games this year have been through other feeds. This one though would have you under the table before the ice girls make their first appearance.
PensPlz
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Pensgal1158
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Haha this has to be the best complete game! I think we'll give this one a go, I'll let you know if I am alive after it :p
Thanks everyone!
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In college my friends and I developed a pretty easy/fun Pens drinking game...
Each period every person playing selects one Forward and one Defenseman, which you change each period. In order to keep it fresh, you cannot select the same player in consecutive periods.
Each time the announcers say the player's name, you take a drink
If one of your player's gets an Assist, you drink a 5-count
If one of your player's scores, you chug a full beer or finish your existing one if you just opened it
Like I said, it's pretty easy but if you do it right it's a nice way to get the night started
Each period every person playing selects one Forward and one Defenseman, which you change each period. In order to keep it fresh, you cannot select the same player in consecutive periods.
Each time the announcers say the player's name, you take a drink
If one of your player's gets an Assist, you drink a 5-count
If one of your player's scores, you chug a full beer or finish your existing one if you just opened it
Like I said, it's pretty easy but if you do it right it's a nice way to get the night started
Slartibartfast
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aSockalypse
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For games on NBC - NBCSN :
Drink everytime Emrick utters out something layered with a really loud "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Example:
"OOOOOOOOO-ANGIROUXSHOOTS-OOOOOHHHH SAVE BY FLEURY"
Drink everytime Emrick utters out something layered with a really loud "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Example:
"OOOOOOOOO-ANGIROUXSHOOTS-OOOOOHHHH SAVE BY FLEURY"
Common Sense
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Take a swig whenever one of these happens:
Dan Potash makes you feel awkward.
Errey says "Puck Luck"
Steigy says "fortuitous bounce"
Steigy says "cleared but not out"
Steigy and Errey fail to notice someone is on the power play for at least 30 seconds
Root Sports cuts away from a scrum for a commercial
Crosby is shown sitting on the bench during a stoppage
Finish what is left of your drink if one of these rare gems occur
Errey uses all of his cliches in one night
Root Sports spells a name wrong after a goal or penalty
Root Sports keeps showing commercials as play resumes and we miss a goal being scored
Bylsma calls a timeout with less than 20 seconds left in regulation
Dan Potash makes you feel awkward.
Errey says "Puck Luck"
Steigy says "fortuitous bounce"
Steigy says "cleared but not out"
Steigy and Errey fail to notice someone is on the power play for at least 30 seconds
Root Sports cuts away from a scrum for a commercial
Crosby is shown sitting on the bench during a stoppage
Finish what is left of your drink if one of these rare gems occur
Errey uses all of his cliches in one night
Root Sports spells a name wrong after a goal or penalty
Root Sports keeps showing commercials as play resumes and we miss a goal being scored
Bylsma calls a timeout with less than 20 seconds left in regulation
- Chug a drink everytime Steigy and Errey go off on a tangent that's totally unrelated to the game for at least 5 minutes.
"Dan Potash makes you feel awkward." -drank.
Also, if someone in the room can imitate Dan Potash's voice -drank.
Drank if Byslma is shown on tv with arms crossed.
Drank if you can hear CEC fans chant "lets go pens."
Playing Flyers if Simmonds or Hartnell act like an *******- drank
Drank if Geno rushes over blue line and tries to dangle through two defenders loosing the puck.
Drank two dranks if Tanner Glass scores a point and finish if he scores a goal.
Also, if someone in the room can imitate Dan Potash's voice -drank.
Drank if Byslma is shown on tv with arms crossed.
Drank if you can hear CEC fans chant "lets go pens."
Playing Flyers if Simmonds or Hartnell act like an *******- drank
Drank if Geno rushes over blue line and tries to dangle through two defenders loosing the puck.
Drank two dranks if Tanner Glass scores a point and finish if he scores a goal.
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