This is. Semi -spammy, at least.
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Its unfair, actually. We have more hockey players per capita than anywhere else in the world. Here in Finland.
We have most metal bands per capita (by far) in the world. We have allegedly the best sniper of all time (in a frozen woods of eastern Finland '39-40), and arguably the best in the NHL rinks right now.
Still, nobody, in their dark melancholic Finnish minds have realized they could compose, script, play, and sing a heavy tune for Patrik Laine. They could really make it, not like Metallica in NHL, far from it. Real, true metal. With real, deep, shamanistic touch. With nothing "popular".
Hockey is lame thing in Finland, because our own bards doesn't seemingly watch it, not writing about it. That is bad, and that is sad, as the logic of the ancients would practically dictate a success for all participants. *sigh*
*sigh*
Hockey could be a sublime thing...
They could've the power to entertain, but they don't sing about it because its "sports"...
Sports in Finnish is "urheilu", so that word itself at least shouldn't hinder their high poetry. At best, its only about a joke for a poet, and they shame themselves more...
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