wankstifier
All glory to the harvest god
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A hotdog is shepherd's pie. You got the potato outside and the meat inside.
A Patty melt is a hamburger sandwich
A hotdog with chili, cheese and onions is a sub
A Penguin is a flightless piece of ****, and sometimes a bird
And Simple Hak is never, ever a coach
I don’t doubt Zevon dabbled with some opiates, but to my knowledge he didn’t have a Clapton-esque period where he was deep into injecting smack. It would be mentioned in Crystal’s biography if he did. Vodka, on the other hand....