OT: What's the most memorable HFBoards inside joke or saying?

[Bones Malone]

Things we now know about Marko Dano

- will be a 1st line winger
- will be a 50-70 point player that is a beast on the PP
- will have a higher career high in points than Ladd (63 points)
- by NO means projects to be a 3rd liner
- wouldn't trade him straight up for Drouin
- Drouin has maybe a little more talent than Dano (but not much)
- has waaaay more pure skill than a Gallagher
- Danos iq and skillset is elite
- his vision is top notch
- his skill set is phenomal
- he is a very elusive player with great stick skills and vision
- is a point producer, very consistently. And this is proven over time
- will have a Marchessault like revival

 

[John Price]

give her the s

 

[cupcrazyman]

Something about 18 wheelers driving over a cliff......

 

[King Mapes]

Because old threads get deleted on HFB regularly. Probably due to server/database load. You won't find too much old stuff on here.

No they did this when we were switching servers. All old threads before a certain date were deleted.

 

[King Mapes]

I missed that

I liked the thread about the fake nyr jersey

was he the one with the gf who banged the math tutor

That's Jumbo who has a *

 

[member 157595]

View attachment 139791 Jake Voracek calling out @bennysflyers16 by name on Twitter.

Wait, that's not photoshopped?

 

[Ted Hoffman]

1. Pudding or Custard. [Which SBOB mentions above.]

2. "Hey everyone, want to see a picture of my girlfriend?" [Later followed by, ... well, I don't want to spoil it - but surely someone remembers how this concluded. This might be the Chrsitina Woloski thread, but it's been so long I can't recall.]

3. Wally mentioned The G Man's "I hate peanut butter." Totally forgot about that, but it's way up there.

4. The Superheroes Tournament. The original one.

 

[Hasbro]

Radio Robert

Zoidberg nuking the boards

 

[Rebels57]

Wait, that's not photoshopped?

No that really happened

 

[Ted Hoffman]

Radio Robert

Zoidberg nuking the boards

Did this thread seriously get to post #183 before someone mentioned Radio Robert? Geez, what's wrong with some of you?

And yes, Zoidberg nuking the boards. I distinctly remember logging in from college one morning and *everything* from the past was gone, and wondering what the hell happened. It was like posting in a zombie-ridden apocalyptic wasteland, without the zombies but with extra wasteland begging to get filled with ... whatever it is we did back then. And since.

And, if you mention Zoidberg, you can't forget about his mom.

 

[Hasbro]

Did this thread seriously get to post #183 before someone mentioned Radio Robert? Geez, what's wrong with some of you?

PUNKS!

Kmad's(?) girlfriend hijacking his account during their bad break up.

 

[Legionnaire]

1. Pudding or Custard. [Which SBOB mentions above.]

2. "Hey everyone, want to see a picture of my girlfriend?" [Later followed by, ... well, I don't want to spoil it - but surely someone remembers how this concluded. This might be the Chrsitina Woloski thread, but it's been so long I can't recall.]

3. Wally mentioned The G Man's "I hate peanut butter." Totally forgot about that, but it's way up there.

4. The Superheroes Tournament. The original one.

That thread is why we can't have lady advice threads.

 

[Ceremony]

That thread is why we can't have lady advice threads.

No, the Lady Advice Thread is why we can't have Lady Advice Threads.

 

[Legionnaire]

Isn't that what I said? That was just the last straw.

 

[Legionnaire]

Lol. This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[irunthepeg]

Things we now know about Marko Dano

- will be a 1st line winger
- will be a 50-70 point player that is a beast on the PP
- will have a higher career high in points than Ladd (63 points)
- by NO means projects to be a 3rd liner
- wouldn't trade him straight up for Drouin
- Drouin has maybe a little more talent than Dano (but not much)
- has waaaay more pure skill than a Gallagher
- Danos iq and skillset is elite
- his vision is top notch
- his skill set is phenomal
- he is a very elusive player with great stick skills and vision
- is a point producer, very consistently. And this is proven over time
- will have a Marchessault like revival

@Guerzy

 

[irunthepeg]

That Scott Glennie thread was great, lost in the migration I assume. It was the thread where he was signed. Someone mistakenly said something about either the Vezina or Norris within x amount of years and the whole thread became that.

 

[FrozenJagrt]

Love MulletMan threads. And I don't mean to disparage him, his posts are great because they are equal parts absurd, hilarious and they contain Pierre McGuire levels of information that absolutely nobody needs. He could post a thread about how players who butter their toast side to side perform better than those that go top to bottom, but not as well as those who go bottom to top, and I wouldn't be surprised at all.

 

[Siamese Dream]

Isn't that what I said? That was just the last straw.

No, that long predates the demise of the Lady Advice threads

 

[Hasbro]

Martin Skoula has more puck poise than Nicolas Lidstrom.

 

[Legionnaire]

No, that long predates the demise of the Lady Advice threads

Fair enough. I was going to mention the misogyny but that was the the last gasps.

 

[New Jersey]

ixcuincle

 

[Siamese Dream]

Fair enough. I was going to mention the misogyny but that was the the last gasps.

There was a specific incident called the RealKrug47 Saga which directly resulted in the closing of the threads in around 2013, do I really need to go over it again?

 

[John Price]

That time that all threads in LNGE were "If you were forced"

Do you still have that screenshot @ucanthanzalthetruth

 

[Legionnaire]

There was a specific incident called the RealKrug47 Saga which directly resulted in the closing of the threads in around 2013, do I really need to go over it again?

Yes please.