OT Gaming: Who is your favorite useless NPC?

[Carolinas Identity*]

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[The Head Crusher]

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[worstfaceoffmanever]

This thread needs more love for Conrad Verner.

 

[542365]

He's not entirely useless, but Scooter from Borderlands 2 is probably my favorite. I think he's a love or hate kinda character.

 

[Whiplash27]

My vote goes to this guy:

Most underrated game of all time. Has a bad rep for some reason even though it's a fantastic game.