Oilers Fan Help-Line

[Captain Catatomic]

Any word as to whether or not this will come to fruition?

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[Sun God Nika]

Why would you need a help line you are practically garanteed Eichel or have the best chance at McDavid, both are gonna be better by a significant margin then any of the first overalls you drafted in the last decade.

 

[Bangers]

Any word as to whether or not this will come to fruition?

For the fans? Or the players?

 

[Kepler 186f]

Any word as to whether or not this will come to fruition?

Only danger I could possibly be in from watching them is choking on my saliva from laughing so hard. I am far past being angry.

 

[thadd]

I'd honestly call that number all the way from China.

I NEED HELP!

 

[belair]

 

[thadd]

LMAO. I loved this season. When that happened my mind was blown.

 

[Captain Catatomic]

For the fans? Or the players?

Its a fan help-line. 8 years is a long time. Almost a quarter of a memorable lifetime for a 40 something lifetime Oilers fan. There were doctors talking about this and how Rexall has sold more anxiety and depression medications since the tank takeover. Hang in there fellas..

 

[guymez]

Its a fan help-line. 8 years is a long time. Almost a quarter of a memorable lifetime for a 40 something lifetime Oilers fan. There were doctors talking about this and how Rexall has sold more anxiety and depression medications since the tank takeover. Hang in there fellas..

Katz wins!

 

[Slicknitty]

I hate Daryl Katz, that's all.

 

[Tyrolean]

Why would you need a help line you are practically garanteed Eichel or have the best chance at McDavid, both are gonna be better by a significant margin then any of the first overalls you drafted in the last decade.

How can anyone know this 100 percent?

 

[oilers_guy_eddie]

yay plan the draft party I am super excited go oilers hockey is fun I love this team I know a thing or two about winning if that's ever a concern hockey is fun plan the draft party I am super excited go oilers we value all our fans plan the draft party yay go oilers yak city buy a jersey hockey is fun bold moves plan the draft party go oilers yay craig is on it hockey is fun I am super excited future norris trophy candidate yay there is blood on my hands yay hockey is fun go oilers yak city I am super excited plan the draft party buy a jersey yay hockey is fun go oilers yay we value all of our fans yay buy a jersey plan the draft party I am super excited yay bold moves hockey is fun yak city yay buy a jersey I love this team yay I am super excited plan the draft party yay hockey is fun craig is on it yay plan the draft party yak city hockey is fun five years yay craig is on it I love this team I am super excited hockey is fun yay bold moves yak city plan the draft party yay hockey is fun I love this team blood on my hands yay I am super excited hockey is fun craig is on it five years we value all our fans I love this team yay people need to be patient yay I am super excited

 

[elpol]

yay plan the draft party I am super excited go oilers hockey is fun I love this team I know a thing or two about winning if that's ever a concern hockey is fun plan the draft party I am super excited go oilers we value all our fans plan the draft party yay go oilers yak city buy a jersey hockey is fun bold moves plan the draft party go oilers yay craig is on it hockey is fun I am super excited future norris trophy candidate yay there is blood on my hands yay hockey is fun go oilers yak city I am super excited plan the draft party buy a jersey yay hockey is fun go oilers yay we value all of our fans yay buy a jersey plan the draft party I am super excited yay bold moves hockey is fun yak city yay buy a jersey I love this team yay I am super excited plan the draft party yay hockey is fun craig is on it yay plan the draft party yak city hockey is fun five years yay craig is on it I love this team I am super excited hockey is fun yay bold moves yak city plan the draft party yay hockey is fun I love this team blood on my hands yay I am super excited hockey is fun craig is on it five years we value all our fans I love this team yay people need to be patient yay I am super excited

I think you took the wrong pill...

 

[AlowlyMcOilersfan]

maybe a prank phone line to call the players , coaches, and management

 

[Jumptheshark]

For the fans? Or the players?

I would say the players

 

[MCDAVIDISH]

yay plan the draft party I am super excited go oilers hockey is fun I love this team I know a thing or two about winning if that's ever a concern hockey is fun plan the draft party I am super excited go oilers we value all our fans plan the draft party yay go oilers yak city buy a jersey hockey is fun bold moves plan the draft party go oilers yay craig is on it hockey is fun I am super excited future norris trophy candidate yay there is blood on my hands yay hockey is fun go oilers yak city I am super excited plan the draft party buy a jersey yay hockey is fun go oilers yay we value all of our fans yay buy a jersey plan the draft party I am super excited yay bold moves hockey is fun yak city yay buy a jersey I love this team yay I am super excited plan the draft party yay hockey is fun craig is on it yay plan the draft party yak city hockey is fun five years yay craig is on it I love this team I am super excited hockey is fun yay bold moves yak city plan the draft party yay hockey is fun I love this team blood on my hands yay I am super excited hockey is fun craig is on it five years we value all our fans I love this team yay people need to be patient yay I am super excited

I think you should probably take yourself to the emergency room. Hope you're ok.

 

[oilers_guy_eddie]

I thought this was the help line

you guys are not much help to be honest


I am super excited hockey is fun

 

[I am Lorde]

 

[mikeyz]

Why would you need a help line you are practically garanteed Eichel or have the best chance at McDavid, both are gonna be better by a significant margin then any of the first overalls you drafted in the last decade.

I honestly don't even think McDavid can help this team right now.

 

[Captain Catatomic]

We must be waiting for the second coming of Jeff Druin-Deslauriers to come rescue this team from the flames.