November Game Predictions

[thadd]

1 OT win
1 regulation win
2 OT losses.

For a massively fresh SIX points! W00T W00T!

 

[Soundwave]

Also, Nail Yakupov will break some Wayne Gretzky record for fastest hat trick in an Oiler game. Oilers lose the game 4-3, but Gretzky calls Yakupov after the game to congratulate him.

Gagner/Eberle/Yakupov line goes -5 against Stamkos line in Tampa through two periods, Eakins continues with the same match up for the rest of the game, insisting in post game press conference that the kids need to learn what it feels like to be hit by a bus.

Linus Omark score 8 goals in an AHL game. Oilers recall Ryan Martindale the next day.

Jordan Eberle opts to skate backwards and toe drag past his own goalie to put the puck in his own net rather than pass to a wide open Nail Yakupov up the wing.

Dallas Eakins insists all media must be riding an exercise bike and eating a low carb meal in order to be able to ask a question post-game.

 

[shoop]

3-8-2

Which will sadly be an improvement over where the team stands now.

At least they will be on pace to get two more points than last season. Oh wait, they only played 48 games last year.

 

[McspOiler]

we win 6 games and get 3 ties and end the month
6-4-3 go to 9-13-5

 

[AlowlyMcOilersfan]

All wins.

 

[BoldNewLettuce]

vs. DET 3-1 Oil
@ FLA 5-0 Oil
@ TB 4-2 TB
@ PHI 3-2 Oil
@ CHI 6-1 CHI
vs. DAL 7-1 DAL
vs. SJ 8-1 SJ
@ CGY 9-1 CGY
vs. CBJ 9-0 CBJ
vs. FLA 10-1 FLA
vs. CHI 10-0 CHI
@ NSH 30-1 NSH
@ CBJ 3-2 Oil

 

[Valic]

vs. DET (LOSS)
@ FLA (WIN)
@ TB (WIN)
@ PHI (WIN)
@ CHI (LOSS OT) - FALSE HOPE!
vs. DAL (LOSS)
vs. SJ (LOSS)
@ CGY (LOSS) - FAN MELTDOWN!
vs. CBJ (WIN)
vs. FLA (WIN)
vs. CHI (LOSS)
@ NSH (LOSS)
@ CBJ (LOSS) - Yakupov traded for Suicide Booths.

5 - 7- 1

Making our record

8 - 16 - 3. Game over man. Game over.

 

[Lacaar]

11-2 Just to give us hope and set up our regular December of Xmas fail.

 

[nhlisajoke]

vs. DET Loss
@ FLA Loss
@ TB Loss
@ PHI Loss
@ CHI Loss
vs. DAL Loss
vs. SJ Loss
@ CGY OTLoss
vs. CBJ Loss
vs. FLA Win
vs. CHI Loss
@ NSH Loss
@ CBJ Loss

here is the joke of a teams results

 

[Oilception]

Also, Nail Yakupov will break some Wayne Gretzky record for fastest hat trick in an Oiler game. Oilers lose the game 4-3, but Gretzky calls Yakupov after the game to congratulate him.

Gagner/Eberle/Yakupov line goes -5 against Stamkos line in Tampa through two periods, Eakins continues with the same match up for the rest of the game, insisting in post game press conference that the kids need to learn what it feels like to be hit by a bus.

Linus Omark score 8 goals in an AHL game. Oilers recall Ryan Martindale the next day.

Jordan Eberle opts to skate backwards and toe drag past his own goalie to put the puck in his own net rather than pass to a wide open Nail Yakupov up the wing.

Dallas Eakins insists all media must be riding an exercise bike and eating a low carb meal in order to be able to ask a question post-game.

Fun fact, Ryan Smyth holds the record for fastest hat trick in Oiler history. In a game against San Jose. Was the second natural natural hat trick of the game(first was Cheechoo) . Took 2:01 I believe. All the goals were ugly, but singlehandedly won us the game.
Oh and the second goal was his 500th career point

I know no one probably cares but I was at the game. Good times

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

vs. DET L
@ FLA W
@ TB L
@ PHI OTL
@ CHI L
vs. DAL W
vs. SJ L
@ CGY OTL
vs. CBJ W
vs. FLA W
vs. CHI L
@ NSH L
@ CBJ W

5-6-2

8-15-4 overall

 

[djdub]

We win them all for a 16-9-2 record. It's coming. Book it.

 

[Crobby]

Red Wings vs Edmonton: 11-0-1 last 12 games, 18-1-7 previous 26, 30-2-11 last 43. Last regulation loss at Rexall? Oct. 21, 2006

Gonna go out on a limb and say we will lose to Detroit to start..

 

[Nunymare]

Gonna go out on a limb and say we will lose to Detroit to start..

I know we never seem to beat Detroit.. but yikes those are ugly numbers...

 

[McDrai]

I could guarantee you that Cgy will beat us
Good thing i won't be watching that game..and most games for that matter