November Game Predictions

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  1. Nunymare

    Nunymare In 11.5% we trust

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    With our last October game over with, it's prediction time again...

    Here are the Nov. games...
    vs. DET
    @ FLA
    @ TB
    @ PHI
    @ CHI
    vs. DAL
    vs. SJ
    @ CGY
    vs. CBJ
    vs. FLA
    vs. CHI
    @ NSH
    @ CBJ

    Will it get uglier? Can it get uglier? :help:
     
  2. GreatKeith

    GreatKeith Ryan Strome sucks.

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    Why even bother? We can't beat anyone right now.
     
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    We lose them all
     
  4. The Joker*

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    We should at least win some of those games.

    Whether we will or not is another question.
     
  5. McPuritania

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    **** it, who cares? This team is ****.
     
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    4 wins. 2 - Florida, Columbus, Calgary
     
  7. Nunymare

    Nunymare In 11.5% we trust

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    Usually I can last till around mid-November but I think I need a break now. Absolutely sickening.
     
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    GDT is going to be so much fun against CGY.
     
  9. McPuritania

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    Same here. I can't take it anymore. I'll try not to watch, but I'm sure I'll stick around like an abused girlfriend.
     
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    Here are the Nov. games...
    vs. DET Ice melts, half the Oiler players drown.
    @ FLA Hurricane force winds blow Oilers backwards, Eakins preens hair.
    @ TB Russian Oilers get their party on, miss game, whereabouts unknown.
    @ PHI Broadstreet Bullies senior citizen edition beat oilers, Clarke scores hattrick.
    @ CHI Gagner with 7pts, ends up -3..
    vs. DAL Just watch slapshot pre hanson brothers.
    vs. SJ Mercy rule?
    @ CGY Swarm of locusts. Consult book of revelations for game summary
    vs. CBJ 21 Blue Jackets trolling Oilers on what a real arena looks like
    vs. FLA What? this **** again? Game suspended on account of no NHL teams present.
    vs. CHI lord have mercy, when the **** is Peoria on this damn schedule?
    @ NSH 10-1 Oil. Oilers have their number.
    @ CBJ Cannon points the wrong way, fires at Oilers bench, fortunately missing the 12 Oilers caught out on ice on a linechange..don't ask how
     
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    By far easiest month of the year, if there is even a shred of hope for a turn around it has to happen in November. My rosy prediction 8-2-3, because without this there is no hope, and I really don't believe for the first time in a long time that this team is as bad as their record.
     
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    [​IMG]

    What immediately came to mind reading that.
     
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    vs. DET - Loss
    @ FLA - Loss
    @ TB - Loss
    @ PHI - Loss
    @ CHI - Win by 8 to 7 score, everyone plans the parade
    vs. DAL - Horcoff scores 5 goals and the Oilers lose 5 - 0, parade canceled
    vs. SJ - Loss
    @ CGY - Loss
    vs. CBJ - Loss
    vs. FLA - Loss
    vs. CHI - Win
    @ NSH - Loss
    @ CBJ - Loss
     
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    13 games 2 wins 9 regulation loses 2 otl
     
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    vs. DET L
    @ FLA W
    @ TB L
    @ PHI W
    @ CHI W
    vs. DAL SL
    vs. SJ L
    @ CGY W
    vs. CBJ SL
    vs. FLA W
    vs. CHI W
    @ NSH L
    @ CBJ W

    6-4-2 on the month. 9-13-4 22 points

    The fact that our record will still be that bad with a optimistic November makes me very sad.
     
  17. Joey Moss

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    1-12

    We somehow sneak one in against San Jose.
     
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    vs. DET - SO-L
    @ FLA - W
    @ TB - L
    @ PHI - W
    @ CHI - SO-L
    vs. DAL - L
    vs. SJ - L
    @ CGY - SO-W
    vs. CBJ - L
    vs. FLA - W
    vs. CHI - W
    @ NSH - L
    @ CBJ - SO-L

    5-5-3
     
  20. Mr Forever

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    I want to see some massive blow outs. I want to see them get booed off the ice until somebody demands a trade and the ship implodes.
     
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    vs. DET-loss
    @ FLA-win
    @ TB-loss
    @ PHI-ot/loss
    @ CHI-loss
    vs. DAL-win
    vs. SJ-Huge loss
    @ CGY-loss
    vs. CBJ-win
    vs. FLA-loss
    vs. CHI-loss
    @ NSH-win
    @ CBJ-win

    5-7-1

    8-16-3
     
  22. Auguste McEscoffier

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    I think we will go 4-9.

    So that could be 7 wins and 20 losses.

    Awesome.
     
  23. nexttothemoon

    nexttothemoon 1 out of 13 ain't bad.

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    40 losses. I might have miscounted the games a bit.. but ya 40 losses.
     
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    They will lose to Calgary, probably in some epic, dumb fashion, book it, lol.

    Hall in his first game back will collide with Eberle heading out for warm up, both will be out until Christmas.

    The powerplay will get going, but they will then become terrible at 5-on-5 offence at the exact same time.

    The NHL will take pity on us and let us call up Darnell Nurse, who will score on his very first shift, and then suffer a shoulder labrum tear on his second shift, requiring surgery.

    They will beat Chicago 10-2, then proceed to lose their next 5 games in a row.

    At the end of the month we will out shoot a team 42-3 ... and lose 3-0, with the goalie having no chance on any of the goals. Belov will sneeze once, and the puck will automatically end up in the net.
     
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