November Game Predictions

Nunymare

/ˈnʌnimɛr/
Sep 14, 2008
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With our last October game over with, it's prediction time again...

Here are the Nov. games...
vs. DET
@ FLA
@ TB
@ PHI
@ CHI
vs. DAL
vs. SJ
@ CGY
vs. CBJ
vs. FLA
vs. CHI
@ NSH
@ CBJ

Will it get uglier? Can it get uglier? :help:
 

The Joker*

Guest
We should at least win some of those games.

Whether we will or not is another question.
 

Replacement*

Checked out
Apr 15, 2005
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2
Hiking
Here are the Nov. games...
vs. DET Ice melts, half the Oiler players drown.
@ FLA Hurricane force winds blow Oilers backwards, Eakins preens hair.
@ TB Russian Oilers get their party on, miss game, whereabouts unknown.
@ PHI Broadstreet Bullies senior citizen edition beat oilers, Clarke scores hattrick.
@ CHI Gagner with 7pts, ends up -3..
vs. DAL Just watch slapshot pre hanson brothers.
vs. SJ Mercy rule?
@ CGY Swarm of locusts. Consult book of revelations for game summary
vs. CBJ 21 Blue Jackets trolling Oilers on what a real arena looks like
vs. FLA What? this **** again? Game suspended on account of no NHL teams present.
vs. CHI lord have mercy, when the **** is Peoria on this damn schedule?
@ NSH 10-1 Oil. Oilers have their number.
@ CBJ Cannon points the wrong way, fires at Oilers bench, fortunately missing the 12 Oilers caught out on ice on a linechange..don't ask how
 
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Yablo21

Registered User
Jul 24, 2006
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Beersbie
With our last October game over with, it's prediction time again...

Here are the Nov. games...
vs. DET
@ FLA
@ TB
@ PHI
@ CHI
vs. DAL
vs. SJ
@ CGY
vs. CBJ
vs. FLA
vs. CHI
@ NSH
@ CBJ

Will it get uglier? Can it get uglier? :help:

By far easiest month of the year, if there is even a shred of hope for a turn around it has to happen in November. My rosy prediction 8-2-3, because without this there is no hope, and I really don't believe for the first time in a long time that this team is as bad as their record.
 

Starbuds

You like muscles?
Mar 28, 2010
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Here are the Nov. games...
vs. DET Ice melts, half the Oiler players drown.
@ FLA Hurricane force winds blow Oilers backwards, Eakins preens hair.
@ TB Russian Oilers get their party on, miss game, whereabouts unknown.
@ PHI Broadstreet Bullies senior citizen edition beat oilers, Clarke scores hattrick.
@ CHI Gagner with 7pts, ends up -3..
vs. DAL Just watch slapshot pre hanson brothers.
vs. SJ Mercy rule?
@ CGY Swarm of locusts. Consult book of revelations for game summary
vs. CBJ 21 Blue Jackets trolling Oilers on what a real arena looks like
vs. FLA What? this **** again? Game suspended on account of no NHL teams present.
vs. CHI lord have mercy, when the **** is Peoria on this damn schedule?
@ NSH 10-1 Oil. Oilers have their number.
@ CBJ Cannon points the wrong way, fires at Oilers bench, fortunately missing the 12 Oilers caught out on ice on a linechange..

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What immediately came to mind reading that.
 

Tarus

Registered User
Jun 22, 2006
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Edmonton
vs. DET - Loss
@ FLA - Loss
@ TB - Loss
@ PHI - Loss
@ CHI - Win by 8 to 7 score, everyone plans the parade
vs. DAL - Horcoff scores 5 goals and the Oilers lose 5 - 0, parade canceled
vs. SJ - Loss
@ CGY - Loss
vs. CBJ - Loss
vs. FLA - Loss
vs. CHI - Win
@ NSH - Loss
@ CBJ - Loss
 

NeverForget06

Here we go again !
Jan 7, 2013
6,458
5,127
Edmonton
vs. DET L
@ FLA W
@ TB L
@ PHI W
@ CHI W
vs. DAL SL
vs. SJ L
@ CGY W
vs. CBJ SL
vs. FLA W
vs. CHI W
@ NSH L
@ CBJ W

6-4-2 on the month. 9-13-4 22 points

The fact that our record will still be that bad with a optimistic November makes me very sad.
 

Captain Catatomic

SuprstitionCondition
Jun 25, 2013
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vs. DET - SO-L
@ FLA - W
@ TB - L
@ PHI - W
@ CHI - SO-L
vs. DAL - L
vs. SJ - L
@ CGY - SO-W
vs. CBJ - L
vs. FLA - W
vs. CHI - W
@ NSH - L
@ CBJ - SO-L

5-5-3
 

Mr Forever

The Oilers :(
Nov 18, 2010
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1
COLLEGE
I want to see some massive blow outs. I want to see them get booed off the ice until somebody demands a trade and the ship implodes.
 

GretzkytoKurri9917

"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"
Oct 6, 2008
17,766
2,765
Gotham City
vs. DET-loss
@ FLA-win
@ TB-loss
@ PHI-ot/loss
@ CHI-loss
vs. DAL-win
vs. SJ-Huge loss
@ CGY-loss
vs. CBJ-win
vs. FLA-loss
vs. CHI-loss
@ NSH-win
@ CBJ-win

5-7-1

8-16-3
 

Soundwave

Registered User
Mar 1, 2007
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They will lose to Calgary, probably in some epic, dumb fashion, book it, lol.

Hall in his first game back will collide with Eberle heading out for warm up, both will be out until Christmas.

The powerplay will get going, but they will then become terrible at 5-on-5 offence at the exact same time.

The NHL will take pity on us and let us call up Darnell Nurse, who will score on his very first shift, and then suffer a shoulder labrum tear on his second shift, requiring surgery.

They will beat Chicago 10-2, then proceed to lose their next 5 games in a row.

At the end of the month we will out shoot a team 42-3 ... and lose 3-0, with the goalie having no chance on any of the goals. Belov will sneeze once, and the puck will automatically end up in the net.
 
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