Injury Report: Nolan Patrick Diagnosed With Migraine Disorder (Sep. 26); limited practice, quotes (Feb 17-20)

[wankstifier]

Has he tried probing for demons?

Surely not any doctors... There must be an exorcist on here, right?

 

[Amorgus]

Maybe he was goofing off at dinner and stuck a pea up his nose and it got stuck up there but he was too embarrassed to tell the coach and then it grew into a pod from all the moisture and they keep rubbing against the back of his eyeball and all he can smell are disgusting peas so he keeps throwing up so he is also becoming dehydrated which may help the peas stop growing but now he's hallucinating about Dave Hakstol dancing seductively to the High School Musical soundtrack while slipping his hands down his pants and cooing "Earn your ice time, little boy.".

That's my opinion based on all the medical experience I accumulated over hours of playing Dr. Mario when I was little.

 

[baudib1]

I'm not a demonologist, but is it a coincidence that these problems got worse once Sam Morin and his evil aura joined the team? I think not.

 

[DancingPanther]

I am not a professional physician but my daughter sees a neurologist at CHOP for migraines. The neurologist encouraged her to do regular exercise and activities. I am not sure it is a trigger. Even the treatment for concussions has changed recently. They used to have guys sit for a while but now they have them doing cardio right away.

Triggers differ for everyone. In one of my friends movement makes her migraines worse.

Clearly, migraines are convoluted. I'm sure you have second hand experience with that. Some here have first hand experience.

As fans, it's best to just quit speculating and hope we see him on TV again soon

 

[David St Hubbins]

I'm not a demonologist, but is it a coincidence that these problems got worse once Sam Morin and his evil aura joined the team? I think not.

Quick, somebody track down his cousin and find out if Sam has a history of human sacrifice too!

 

[deadhead]

Has anyone heard from Lehtera?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Has anyone heard from Lehtera?

I had a deal set up with him last week but the asshole ghosted me.

 

[deadhead]

Well, at least then we know Morin didn't get to him.

 

[Jtown]

I had a deal set up with him last week but the ******* ghosted me.

same, he told me got into a bit of Dust up with someone when they knocked him off of his White Horse. When he fell he spilled his Coke on himself and got all WET. i told him at lest it wasn't a snow-cone or else he'd have a giant SnowBall on his face.

 

[Starat327]

I had a deal set up with him last week but the ******* ghosted me.

dude, stop outing my supplier like that.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

same, he told me got into a bit of Dust up with someone when they knocked him off of his White Horse. When he fell he spilled his Coke on himself and got all WET. i told him at lest it wasn't a snow-cone or else he'd have a giant SnowBall on his face.

was it a Horse with no name?

 

[Jtown]

was it a Horse with no name?

The horse’s name was Powder

 

[Foggy14]

Have you seen Patrick's medical records?

Magua, that's a very, very serious HIPAA violation.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

same, he told me got into a bit of Dust up with someone when they knocked him off of his White Horse. When he fell he spilled his Coke on himself and got all WET. i told him at lest it wasn't a snow-cone or else he'd have a giant SnowBall on his face.

that was his mistake, drinking coke with white horse, should have went with plain soda.

 

[FrozenJagrt]

As a Leafs fan who stumbled in here and has only read the last page, what the hell is going on? Are you guys always like this? If so... Is there like an application process or can I just join in?

 

[Ruck Over]

As a Leafs fan who stumbled in here and has only read the last page, what the hell is going on? Are you guys always like this? If so... Is there like an application process or can I just join in?

It can get prickly. There's a definitive group think, and a definitive counter-culture think. Must have thick skin, or give no f***s. Feel free to join at own risk. Insult carefully at first, we protect our own. Brag little of yours, we don't trust outsiders.

Welcome. You have a friend in Pennsylvania (used to be on our license plates, but f*** Pittsburgh, those band wagoners are the worst.)


SERIOUSLY! CHRIS STEWART IS ON THIS ROSTER?! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jtown]

As a Leafs fan who stumbled in here and has only read the last page, what the hell is going on? Are you guys always like this? If so... Is there like an application process or can I just join in?

so you stumbled upon this board and didn't propose Frattin, 2nd rounder and reimer for Nolan patrick. I consider you the best leafs fan i have met on hfboards.

 

[Rebels57]

As a Leafs fan who stumbled in here and has only read the last page, what the hell is going on? Are you guys always like this? If so... Is there like an application process or can I just join in?

I recommend popping into the Chris Stewart signing thread, which is already 25 pages long.

 

[Jtown]

I recommend popping into the Chris Stewart signing thread, which is already 25 pages long.

I rather teams not find out about that. I only feel shame.

 

[BrindamoursNose]

As a Leafs fan who stumbled in here and has only read the last page, what the hell is going on? Are you guys always like this? If so... Is there like an application process or can I just join in?

We're straight-out psychopaths.

Some are the padded-cell types....while others are the more distinguished Stalin-types who are elegant and appears calm... but then murders hundreds of thousands people.

 

[FrozenJagrt]

so you stumbled upon this board and didn't propose Frattin, 2nd rounder and reimer for Nolan patrick. I consider you the best leafs fan i have met on hfboards.

.... Can I interest you in Bozak and a 2nd? He's played on Toronto's first line, so he's a legit 1C!

 

[Jtown]

.... Can I interest you in Bozak and a 2nd? He's played on Toronto's first line, so he's a legit 1C!

again, one of the most generous offers I have seen a leafs fan propose on this board. are you sure you're a leafs fan?

 

[Appleyard]

We're straight-out psychopaths.

Some are the padded-cell types....while others are the more distinguished Stalin-types who are elegant and appears calm... but then murders hundreds of thousands people.

Can I be Trotsky instead? As I feel a bit more principled than a Stalin-type and still not sure which of you will put an ice pick through my head...

 

[Here4ThaLids]

All these posts are starting to blend together for me, so I'm not sure if this has been noted here yet, but from Bill this morning:

 

[FlyerNutter]

We're straight-out psychopaths.

Some are the padded-cell types....while others are the more distinguished Stalin-types who are elegant and appears calm... but then murders hundreds of thousands people.