Bob goodenow in bizaro world: "gary this has gone on too long, our game is dead. I tell you what lets spend the next few weeks with the best available people and really hammer this out. lets be creative, not just to get the NHL back up but to get this right for many years. Lets SET and example for other sports leagues that will soon have the same troubles as ours. I just want to know at the end of the day players will make out OK, all franchises can field competitive teams and superstars can be just that and paid with in a reasonable range."
Gary Bettman in Bizaro world: "bob, your right this can't be about bringing you guys down anyfurther, we want to be a partnership again. I'm going to make sure 'hockey' people are much more involed in every aspect and if the players still feel the way they do to me after this, fine I'll step down. This has been a real drag and I'm sick of the press, fans players ripping me. I let this problem get out of hand, I'm just tring to fix it the longer we took to take care of this the worse it got.."
Bob " ok cap type thingy, lets get this around $35-45mil"
Gary " thats a start"
Real world Bob Goodenow: "cap offer off the table, think you can wait us out some more? see if you can get replacemets on the ice, even so no one will watching. Your screwed!"
Real world Gary Bettman: " linkage baby, hard cap $38 mil. Players really want another year in europe? like those fat NHL paychecks aren't missed, HA we will go with replacements and see how the fans respond, they hate you guys now. once the fans show up to games you know your hosed!"
Real world fan : "Um Guys us few diehards miss the games, can't you stop bickering and just agree to end this?"
Bob&Gary "SHUT IT WE ARE NEGOTIATING"