NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWO! Part Three

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Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, PHASE TWO! Part Three!

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We have started to build our rosters, we have home cities and nicknames but no origin stories*, and we have seen the start of the NHL season on this plane in this dimension. Now it’s time to gear up for our exodus to the Mega Draft Plane in the Mega Draft Dimension, because f*** this one for a bag of chips. Here are the categories we will be filling out during the completely unprecedented, totally rational, nerve-shatteringly exciting PHASE TWO! There's food, movies, music, farts, cartoons - it has everything!

“Team Mascot” should be something you make up, or an actual MASCOT of some sports team, rather than choosing a character or an HF poster from some random brain cloud of chaos. Otherwise, I don’t know that we need any rules, per se - for all of these, use your common sense. For “Team Cactus,” do the opposite. There is no hand-holding in the Mega Draft Dimension - flexibility and/or imagination and/or absurdity are key to surviving and thriving in Maximum Chaos TM, so choose wisely.

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CATEGORIES

  • Team Band/Musician/Whatever
  • Team Beer or Liquor
  • Team Cactus
  • Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime Character
  • Team Fast Food
  • Team Goal Song
  • Team Ice Cream
  • Team Mascot
  • Team Minor-League Affiliate (City and Nickname)
  • Team Movie Franchise
  • Team Rinkside Reporter
  • Team Scent (farts, perfume, cologne etc)
  • Team Video Game Franchise

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The following are details you should fill out for your team, but not as part of the draft order. That sounds like that part will be Maximum Chaos TM amirite? Good.

If someone picks something you wanted in the list below before you can get to it, you can do one of two things. You can be cool and pick something else, or you can be lame and pick that thing for your organization also. I'll have you know that it is frowned upon in the Mega Draft Dimension, so do so at your own risk. Or you could just mention those things if you feel like it, and skip them if you don't. They will not figure into the very mathematical, sane and rational scoring of the actual competition. Don't choose a bunch of random shit that isn't listed here. Because we want this to go on forever.

  • Team Warm-Up Song
  • Team Chips/Crisps
  • Team Actor/Actress
  • Team Light Saber Color (Specific)
  • Team KPop Group/Eyeroll Emoji

(N.B. Chinatown has Girls Generation and Cap has BLACKPINK, because that’s the only way any of this makes sense. I assume everyone else will choose the eyeroll emoji, but if you want to choose your own Kpop group, knock yourself out. Note that this is limited to KOREAN pop acts.)

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Here is the new draft order for PHASE TWO! (I decided before I started to run it three times and choose the third result no matter what. There really isn’t any advantage anyway - it is miserable wherever you end up.)

For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the **** of the animal world.

Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.

  1. Chuck Downie
  2. Flytimmo
  3. Hollywood Couturier
  4. ajgoal
  5. Strawberry Fields
  6. BiggE
  7. Ghosts Beer
  8. Rebels57
  9. GKJ
  10. BernieParent
  11. Young Sandwich
  12. Chinatown88
  13. Defect
  14. Pit
  15. DancingPanther
  16. Captain Dave Poulin
  17. JojoTheWhale
  18. bennysflyers16
  19. CanadianFlyer88
  20. FlyerNutter


* NO NAMING NAMES, NO PICK TIPPING, NO ICE CREAM BANTER, SNITCHES GET STITCHES!
 
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First Round:

@Chuck Downie - La Fin du Monde
@FlyTimmo - pit
@Hollywood Couturier - Chick-fil-a
@ajgoal - Top Gun
@Strawberry Fields - Back to the Future
@BiggE - Rush
@Ghosts Beer - Spinal Tap (band)
@Rebels57 - Marvel Cinematic Universe
@GKJ - Wawa
@BernieParent - Orlando Solar Bears
@Young Sandwich - Taco Bell
@Chinatown88 - Pokemon (video game)
@Lord Defect - McDonald's
@pit - Gritty
@DancingPanther - "Astronomia"
@Captain Dave Poulin - Calvin
@JojoTheWhale - Gigantuar
@bennysflyers16 - Slaughter
@CanadianFlyer88 - Sir Mix-A-Lot
@FlyerNutter - Depeche Mode


Second Round:

  • FlyerNutter - Indiana Jones
  • CanadianFlyer88 - "Voodoo Chile"
  • bennysflyers16 - "Jellyhead"
  • JojoTheWhale - Mario
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Drummondville Mangoustes
  • DancingPanther - Cactus Jack
  • Pit - Batman
  • Defect - Huey Lewis and the News
  • Chinatown88 - Godzilla
  • Young Sandwich - Victoriaville Trout
  • BernieParent - J.R.R. Tolkien
  • GKJ - Weed
  • Rebels57 - Final Fantasy
  • Ghosts Beer - "Giovinezza"
  • BiggE - Mankind
  • Strawberry Fields - Norbert
  • ajgoal - Fortnite
  • Hollywood Couturier - Gregory Michael Davis
  • Flytimmo - Natural Light
  • Chuck Downie - Claude Scott

Third Round:
  • Chuck Downie - Leisure Suit Larry
  • Flytimmo - pit
  • Hollywood Couturier - The Duck
  • ajgoal - Macallan
  • Strawberry Fields - Beaver the Kid
  • BiggE - Foghorn Leghorn
  • Ghosts Beer - Baltimore Blackshirts
  • Rebels57 - Burger King
  • GKJ - Peyote
  • BernieParent - Phoenix
  • Young Sandwich - "Apocalypse WOW!"
  • Chinatown88 - Snoopy
  • Defect - Stay Puft Brown Ale
  • Pit - Ben & Jerry's
  • DancingPanther - New Haven Chaos
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Dreamsicle
  • JojoTheWhale - Chiitan
  • bennysflyers16 - Tiger Tiger
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Uncle Salmon
  • FlyerNutter - Taryn Hatcher

Fourth Round:
  • FlyerNutter - Assassin's Creed
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Oregon Trail
  • bennysflyers16 - Benny
  • JojoTheWhale - Firenze Islanders
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Haktus
  • DancingPanther - Witcher
  • Pit - Pac-Man
  • Defect - Savage Slimers
  • Chinatown88 - Black Dragon Cider
  • Young Sandwich - MacGruber in Youppi Costume Wearing MacGruber Costume
  • BernieParent - Bobby's Burger Palace
  • GKJ - "Move Closer to Your World"
  • Rebels57 - Prince
  • Ghosts Beer - Peroni
  • BiggE - Charlestown Cracklizards
  • Strawberry Fields - Dairy Queen
  • ajgoal - Fudgie the Whale
  • Hollywood Couturier - Diletta Leotta
  • Flytimmo - Michael Cera
  • Chuck Downie - "Shaddap You Face"

Fifth Round:
  • Chuck Downie - Teen Wolf
  • Flytimmo - Nina Tucker
  • Hollywood Couturier - Randy Marsh
  • ajgoal - Toothless the Dragon
  • Strawberry Fields - Rocky Road
  • BiggE - Moonshine
  • Ghosts Beer - Moose O. Lini
  • Rebels57 - "Let's Go Crazy"
  • GKJ - The Fast and the Furious
  • BernieParent - Minecraft
  • Young Sandwich - Rick Sanchez
  • Chinatown88 - Reading Readers
  • Defect - Bugs Bunny
  • Pit - Mad Max
  • DancingPanther - Hamm's
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Kill Bill
  • JojoTheWhale - Mystery Science Theater 3000
  • bennysflyers16 - Terri Apostle
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Hank Scorpio
  • FlyerNutter - Freezies

Sixth Round:
  • FlyerNutter - Panama Pleasure
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Tacoma Totems
  • bennysflyers16 - Snuffles
  • JojoTheWhale - Statler and Waldorf
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Kiko Mizuhara
  • DancingPanther - Fletch
  • Pit - The Clash
  • Defect - Character Ice Cream Bars
  • Chinatown88 - Togemon
  • Young Sandwich - Astronaut Ice Cream
  • BernieParent - Chianti Classico
  • GKJ - Haagen Dazs
  • Rebels57 - Kaneda
  • Ghosts Beer - C. Montgomery Burns
  • BiggE - Danielle Bregoli
  • Strawberry Fields - "Smokin'"
  • ajgoal - "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
  • Hollywood Couturier - Harry Potter
  • Flytimmo - Flycactos
  • Chuck Downie - Flame-Grilled Whopper

Seventh Round:
  • Chuck Downie - Jeremy Hotz
  • Flytimmo - Essence of Hayes
  • Hollywood Couturier - Gears of War
  • ajgoal - Ned Land
  • Strawberry Fields - Abbotsford Angry Beavers
  • BiggE - Ice Cream Sandwich
  • Ghosts Beer - Tucker Carlson
  • Rebels57 - Absinthe
  • GKJ - Skyy Vodka
  • BernieParent - Will Ferrell
  • Young Sandwich - Uncharted
  • Chinatown88 - Dilraba
  • Defect - "Baby Shark"
  • Pit - Chipotle
  • DancingPanther - OnlyFans Nurse
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Kirin Ichiban
  • JojoTheWhale - Bonchon
  • bennysflyers16 - RBI Baseball
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Murphy's Smoked Salmon Ice Cream
  • FlyerNutter - The Naughty Narwhal

Eighth Round:
  • FlyerNutter - A&W
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Erin Andrews
  • bennysflyers16 - Drakkar Noir
  • JojoTheWhale - Buffalo Trace Distillery
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Mini Stop Japan
  • DancingPanther - Peter Griffin
  • Pit - Meglos
  • Defect - Ghost Cactus
  • Chinatown88 - Fukkachan
  • Young Sandwich - Space Cactus
  • BernieParent - Superman
  • GKJ - Sailor Moon
  • Rebels57 - Jeff Goldblum
  • Ghosts Beer - Sbarro
  • BiggE - Cannonball Run
  • Strawberry Fields - Steve Coates
  • ajgoal - The Green Horror
  • Hollywood Couturier - Money
  • Flytimmo - Little Caesars
  • Chuck Downie - Giant Tiger

Ninth Round:
  • Chuck Downie - Rob Ford in Rob Ford Costume
  • Flytimmo - Call of Duty
  • Hollywood Couturier - Milkshake
  • ajgoal - Brian Boucher
  • Strawberry Fields - A&W Root Beer
  • BiggE - Eau de Stripper Pole
  • Ghosts Beer - Acqua di Gio
  • Rebels57 - Chipwich
  • GKJ - Andrea Helfrich
  • BernieParent - Fried Ice Cream
  • Young Sandwich - Presley Norby
  • Chinatown88 - Gelato
  • Defect - Ilya Bryzgalov
  • Pit - Nardwuar
  • DancingPanther - Talenti
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Coppertone
  • JojoTheWhale - Gelataria della Passera
  • bennysflyers16 - Hamilton Mustangs
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Fresh White Powder
  • FlyerNutter - La Hechicera Rum

Tenth Round:
  • FlyerNutter - Freshly Cut Grass
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Goldwater's Desert Rose Cactus Ale
  • bennysflyers16 - Taco Time
  • JojoTheWhale - Fresh Cinnamon Rolls
  • Captain Dave Poulin - “DDU-DU DDU-DU”
  • DancingPanther - All'antico Vinaio
  • Pit - Detroit Left Wings
  • Defect - The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
  • Chinatown88 - Fresh Baked Bakery Goods
  • Young Sandwich - Fresh Air
  • BernieParent - Switchfoot
  • GKJ - Lehigh Valley Blazers
  • Rebels57 - Sabotenguron
  • Ghosts Beer - The Godfather
  • BiggE - "Limelight"
  • Strawberry Fields - John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
  • ajgoal - In-N-Out
  • Hollywood Couturier - Screaming Eagle Winery
  • Flytimmo - Transformers
  • Chuck Downie - Drunkard's Dream

Eleventh Round:
  • Chuck Downie - Jinpei
  • Flytimmo - Triple Gooberberry Sunrise
  • Hollywood Couturier - The Cactus Dance from The Three Caballeros
  • ajgoal - Weird Al Yankovic
  • Strawberry Fields - Cactus Caballero
  • BiggE - Zaxby's
  • Ghosts Beer - Tropico
  • Rebels57 - Cosmo Kramer's the Beach
  • GKJ - Legend of Zelda
  • BernieParent - Fire Cactus
  • Young Sandwich - John Wick
  • Chinatown88 - Culver's
  • Defect - Ghostbusters
  • Pit - Petrichor
  • DancingPanther - Fresh White Linens
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Dandelion
  • JojoTheWhale "The Al Melgard Suite"
  • bennysflyers16 - Rambo
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Starbucks
  • FlyerNutter - Prickly Pear

Twelfth Round:
  • FlyerNutter - Natasha
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Twilight Saga
  • bennysflyers16 - Crown Royal
  • JojoTheWhale - Lucien
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Terraria
  • DancingPanther - AC/DC
  • Pit - Ginger Beer
  • Defect - Ghostbusters
  • Chinatown88 - "War"
  • Young Sandwich - Jagermeister
  • BernieParent - "Fire"
  • GKJ - Philly Phanatic
  • Rebels57 - Tillamook Terrible Tillies
  • Ghosts Beer - Hitler Ice Cream
  • BiggE - Crackhead Joe
  • Strawberry Fields - Snickers Blizzard
  • ajgoal - Hollywood Harpooners
  • Hollywood Couturier - Reno Desert Ducks
  • Flytimmo - Worcester Worcestershire
  • Chuck Downie - Snoopy Sno-cones

Thirteenth Round:
  • Chuck Downie - Cavendish Anne of Scream Gables
  • Flytimmo - "Congratulations"
  • Hollywood Couturier
  • ajgoal - Pepperoni Pizza
  • Strawberry Fields - Rock Band
  • BiggE - All Dive Bar Video Games
  • Ghosts Beer - Parodia Magnifica
  • Rebels57 - Dafoe
  • GKJ - Chvrches
  • BernieParent - Buttered Popcorn
  • Young Sandwich - The Bronx/Mariachi El Bronx
  • Chinatown88 - Vienna Philharmonic
  • Defect - Roasted Marshmallows
  • Pit - "Jawbreaker"
  • DancingPanther - Ollie the Opera Singer
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Superchunk
  • JojoTheWhale - The Miles Davis Quintet
  • bennysflyers16 - Cactus Chips
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Ghostfish Brewing Company
  • FlyerNutter - "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Theme"
 
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Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!

Team Band/Musician/WhateverClaude Scott
Team Beer or LiquorLa Fin du Monde
Team CactusDrunkard's Dream
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterJinpei
Team Fast FoodGiant Tiger
Team Goal Song"Shaddap You Face"
Team Ice CreamSnoopy Sno-cones
Team MascotRob Ford in Rob Ford Costume
Team Minor-League AffiliateCavendish Anne of Scream Gables
Team Movie FranchiseTeen Wolf
Team Rinkside ReporterJeremy Hotz
Team ScentFlame-Grilled Whopper
Team Video Game FranchiseLeisure Suit Larry
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Evgeni Malkin
Owner:John Candy
City:Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
General Manager:Marc Bergevin
Head Coach:Don Cherry
Forwards:Brad Marchand-Evgeni Malkin-Tom Wilson
Defensemen:Matt Dumba-Drew Doughty
Goalie:Anton Khudobin
Past Star Player:Eric Lindros
Arena:The Cow Palace
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
FlyTimmo - Boston FlyTimmos

Team Band/Musician/WhateverMichael Cera
Team Beer or LiquorNatural Light
Team CactusFlycactos
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterNina Tucker
Team Fast FoodLittle Caesars
Team Goal Song"Congratulations"
Team Ice CreamTriple Gooberberry Sunrise
Team Mascotpit
Team Minor-League AffiliateWorcester Worcestershire
Team Movie FranchiseTransformers
Team Rinkside Reporterpit
Team ScentEssence of Hayes
Team Video Game FranchiseCall of Duty
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Tyler Seguin
Owner:Michael Jordan
City:Boston
General Manager:Peter Chiarelli
Head Coach:Bill Belichick
Forwards:Taylor Hall-Tyler Seguin-Kevin Hayes
Defensemen:Erik Gudbranson-Patrice Bergeron
Goalie:Andrew Hammond
Past Star Player:Bobby Orr
Arena:Little Caesars Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks

Team Band/Musician/WhateverGregory Michael Davis
Team Beer or LiquorScreaming Eagle Winery
Team CactusThe Cactus Dance from The Three Caballeros
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterRandy Marsh
Team Fast FoodChick-fil-a
Team Goal Song
Team Ice CreamMilkshake
Team MascotThe Duck
Team Minor-League AffiliateReno Desert Ducks
Team Movie FranchiseHarry Potter
Team Rinkside ReporterDiletta Leotta
Team ScentMoney
Team Video Game FranchiseGears of War
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Nikita Kucherov
Owner:The Walt Disney Company
City:Las Vegas
General Manager:Joe Sakic
Head Coach:Nick Saban
Forwards:Alexis Lafrenière-Mark Scheifele-Nikita Kucherov
Defensemen:Derek Thompson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)-Ryan Ellis
Goalie:Carey Price
Past Star Player:Jaromir Jagr
Arena:Rogers Place
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers

Team Band/Musician/WhateverWeird Al Yankovic
Team Beer or LiquorMacallan
Team CactusThe Green Horror
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterToothless the Dragon
Team Fast FoodIn-N-Out
Team Goal Song"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"
Team Ice CreamFudgie the Whale
Team MascotNed Land
Team Minor-League AffiliateHollywood Harpooners
Team Movie FranchiseTop Gun
Team Rinkside ReporterBrian Boucher
Team ScentPepperoni Pizza
Team Video Game FranchiseFortnite
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Sebastian Aho
Owner:Jerry Bruckheimer
City:Los Angeles
General Manager:Steve Yzerman
Head Coach:Claude Julien
Forwards:Oskar Lindblom-Sebastian Aho-Tyler Toffoli
Defensemen:Mikhail Sergachev-Shea Theodore
Goalie:Darcy Kuemper
Past Star Player:Maurice Richard
Arena:T-Mobile Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beaver

Team Band/Musician/WhateverJohn Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
Team Beer or LiquorA&W Root Beer
Team Cactus Cactus Caballero
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterNorbert
Team Fast FoodDairy Queen
Team Goal Song"Smokin'"
Team Ice CreamRocky Road
Team MascotBeaver the Kid
Team Minor-League AffiliateAbbotsford Angry Beavers
Team Movie FranchiseBack to the Future
Team Rinkside ReporterSteve Coates
Team ScentSnickers Blizzard
Team Video Game FranchiseRock Band
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Nathan MacKinnon
Owner:Jeff Vinik
City:Vancouver
General Manager:Julien Brisebois
Head Coach:Gerard Gallant
Forwards:Jake Guentzel-Nathan MacKinnon-Mikko Rantanen
Defensemen:Miro Heiskanen-Jaccob Slavin
Goalie:Elvis Merzlikins
Past Star Player:Niklas Lidstrom
Arena:Rogers Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators

Team Band/Musician/WhateverRush
Team Beer or LiquorMoonshine
Team CactusMankind
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterFoghorn Leghorn
Team Fast FoodZaxby's
Team Goal Song"Limelight"
Team Ice CreamIce Cream Sandwich
Team MascotCrackhead Joe
Team Minor-League AffiliateCharlestown Cracklizards
Team Movie FranchiseCannonball Run
Team Rinkside ReporterDanielle Bregoli
Team ScentEau de Stripper Pole
Team Video Game FranchiseAll Dive Bar Video Games
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Artemi Panarin
Owner:Vince McMahon
City:Jacksonville
General Manager:Lou Lamoriello
Head Coach:John Tortorella
Forwards:Patrick Laine-Quinton Byfield-Artemi Panarin
Defensemen:Ivan Provorov-Brent Burns
Goalie:Igor Shestyorkin
Past Star Player:Ted Lindsay
Arena:O2 Arena (Methgators Palace)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Ghosts Beer - Washington Fascists

Team Band/Musician/WhateverSpinal Tap
Team Beer or LiquorPeroni
Team CactusParodia Magnifica
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterC. Montgomery Burns
Team Fast FoodSbarro
Team Goal Song"Giovinezza"
Team Ice CreamHitler Ice Cream
Team MascotMoose O. Lini
Team Minor-League AffiliateBaltimore Blackshirts
Team Movie FranchiseThe Godfather
Team Rinkside ReporterTucker Carlson
Team ScentAcqua di Gio
Team Video Game FranchiseTropico
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Auston Matthews
Owner:Donald Trump
City:Washington, DC
General Manager:Chuck Fletcher
Head Coach:Alain Vigneault
Forwards:Leon Draisaitl-Auston Matthews-David Pastrnak
Defensemen:Roman Josi-John Carlson
Goalie:Andrei Vasilevskiy
Past Star Player:Dale Hunter
Arena:Capital One Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Rebels57 - Portland Fog

Team Band/Musician/WhateverPrince
Team Beer or LiquorAbsinthe
Team CactusSabotenguron
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterKaneda
Team Fast FoodBurger King
Team Goal Song"Let's Go Crazy"
Team Ice CreamChipwich
Team MascotDafoe
Team Minor-League AffiliateTillamook Terrible Tillies
Team Movie FranchiseMarvel Cinematic Universe
Team Rinkside ReporterJeff Goldblum
Team ScentCosmo Kramer's the Beach
Team Video Game FranchiseFinal Fantasy
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Victor Hedman
Owner:Estádio Olímpico Nikton Santos (Rio Olympic Stadium)
City:Portland, OR
General Manager:Daryl Morey
Head Coach:Pete DeBoer
Forwards:Kirill Kaprizov-Mika Zibanejad-Mitch Marner
Defensemen:Victor Hedman-Philippe Myers
Goalie:Ilya Sorokin
Past Star Player:Gordie Howe
Arena:Estádio Olímpico Nikton Santos (Rio Olympic Stadium)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains

Team Band/Musician/WhateverChvrches
Team Beer or LiquorSkyy Vodka
Team CactusPeyote
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterSailor Moon
Team Fast FoodWawa
Team Goal Song"Move Closer to Your World"
Team Ice CreamHaagen Dazs
Team MascotPhilly Phanatic
Team Minor-League AffiliateLehigh Valley Blazers
Team Movie FranchiseThe Fast and the Furious
Team Rinkside ReporterAndrea Helfrich
Team ScentWeed
Team Video Game FranchiseLegend of Zelda
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Alex Ovechkin
Owner:Comcast
City:Philadelphia
General Manager:@GKJ
Head Coach:Jon Cooper
Forwards:Tim Stützle-Sean Couturier-Alex Ovechkin
Defensemen:Quinn Hughes-John Klingberg
Goalie:Juuse Saros
Past Star Player:Bernie Parent
Arena:UBS Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks

Team Band/Musician/WhateverSwitchfoot
Team Beer or LiquorChianti Classico
Team CactusFire Cactus
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterSuperman
Team Fast FoodBobby's Burger Palace
Team Goal Song"Fire"
Team Ice CreamFried Ice Cream
Team MascotPhoenix
Team Minor-League AffiliateOrlando Solar Bears
Team Movie FranchiseJ.R.R. Tolkien
Team Rinkside ReporterWill Ferrell
Team ScentButtered Popcorn
Team Video Game FranchiseMinecraft
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Sidney Crosby
Owner:Molson-Coors
City:Tampa Bay
General Manager:@Appleyard
Head Coach:Gregg Popovich
Forwards:Gabriel Landeskog-Sidney Crosby-Patrick Kane
Defensemen:Morgan Rielly-Alex Pietrangelo
Goalie:Shannon Szabados
Past Star Player:Derrick Brooks
Arena:Japan National Stadium
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos

Team Band/Musician/WhateverThe Bronx/Mariachi El Bronx
Team Beer or LiquorJagermeister
Team CactusSpace Cactus
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterRick Sanchez
Team Fast FoodTaco Bell
Team Goal Song"Apocalypse WOW!"
Team Ice CreamAstronaut Ice Cream
Team MascotMacGruber in Youppi Costume Wearing MacGruber Costume
Team Minor-League AffiliateVictoriaville Trout
Team Movie FranchiseJohn Wick
Team Rinkside ReporterPresley Norby
Team ScentFresh Air
Team Video Game FranchiseUncharted
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Aleksander Barkov
Owner:Stan Kroenke
City:Montreal
General Manager:@Striiker
Head Coach:Bruce Boudreau
Forwards:Matthew Tkachuk-Aleksander Barkov-Brady Tkachuk
Defensemen:Bowen Byram-Dougie Hamilton
Goalie:Tuukka Rask
Past Star Player:Mario Lemieux
Arena:Olympic Stadium
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Chinatown88 - Hay- On- Wye Bookworms

Team Band/Musician/WhateverVienna Philharmonic
Team Beer or LiquorBlack Dragon Cider
Team CactusTogemon
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterSnoopy
Team Fast FoodCulver's
Team Goal Song"War"
Team Ice CreamGelato
Team MascotFukkachan
Team Minor-League AffiliateReading Readers
Team Movie FranchiseGodzilla
Team Rinkside ReporterDilraba
Team ScentFresh Baked Bakery Goods
Team Video Game FranchisePokemon
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Pierre-Luc Dubois
Owner:Mikhail Prokhorov
City:Hay-On-Wye
General Manager:Ron Francis
Head Coach:Peter Laviolette
Forwards:Timo Meier-Pierre-Luc Dubois-Tomas Hertl
Defensemen:Esa Lindell-Colton Parayko
Goalie:Jacob Markstrom
Past Star Player:Peter Forsberg
Arena:Mercedes-Benz Arena Berlin
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts

Team Band/Musician/WhateverHuey Lewis and the News
Team Beer or LiquorStay Puft Brown Ale
Team CactusGhost Cactus
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterBugs Bunny
Team Fast FoodMcDonald's
Team Goal Song"Baby Shark"
Team Ice CreamCharacter Ice Cream Bars
Team MascotThe Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Team Minor-League AffiliateSavage Slimers
Team Movie FranchiseGhostbusters
Team Rinkside ReporterIlya Bryzgalov
Team ScentRoasted Marshmallows
Team Video Game FranchiseGhostbusters
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Brock Boeser
Owner:Bill Murray
City:St. Paul
General Manager:Paul Holmgren
Head Coach:Rod Brind'Amour
Forwards:Brock Boeser-Ryan O'Reilly-Vladimir Tarasenko
Defensemen:Justin Faulk-Ryan McDonough
Goalie:Jordan Binnington
Past Star Player:Wayne Gretzky
Arena:The Spectrum
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees

Team Band/Musician/WhateverThe Clash
Team Beer or LiquorGinger Beer
Team CactusMeglos
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterBatman
Team Fast FoodChipotle
Team Goal Song"Jawbreaker"
Team Ice CreamBen & Jerry's
Team MascotGritty
Team Minor-League AffiliateDetroit Left Wings
Team Movie FranchiseMad Max
Team Rinkside ReporterNardwuar
Team ScentPetrichor
Team Video Game FranchisePac-Man
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Connor McDavid
Owner:Dietrich Mateschitz
City:Chicago
General Manager:Doug Armstrong
Head Coach:Mike Sullivan
Forwards:Travis Konecny-Connor McDavid-Andrei Svechnikov
Defensemen:Adam Pelech-Erik Karlsson
Goalie:Connor Hellebuyck
Past Star Player:Teemu Selanne
Arena:Ericsson Globe
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi

Team Band/Musician/WhateverAC/DC
Team Beer or LiquorHamm's
Team CactusCactus Jack
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterPeter Griffin
Team Fast FoodAll'antico Vinaio
Team Goal Song"Astronomia"
Team Ice CreamTalenti
Team MascotOllie the Opera Singer
Team Minor-League AffiliateNew Haven Chaos
Team Movie FranchiseFletch
Team Rinkside ReporterOnlyFans Nurse
Team ScentFresh White Linens
Team Video Game FranchiseWitcher
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Brayden Point
Owner:The Steve Irwin Foundation/Steve Irwin Estate/Ted Turner
City:Providence
General Manager:Ron Hextall
Head Coach:Jared Bednar
Forwards:Kyle Connor-Brayden Point-Brendan Gallagher
Defensemen:Thomas Chabot-Jared Spurgeon
Goalie:Ilya Samsonov
Past Star Player:Snoop Dogg
Arena:The Textron Opera House Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins

Team Band/Musician/WhateverSuperchunk
Team Beer or LiquorKirin Ichiban
Team CactusHaktus
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterCalvin
Team Fast FoodMini Stop Japan
Team Goal Song“DDU-DU DDU-DU”
Team Ice CreamDreamsicle
Team MascotDandelion
Team Minor-League AffiliateDrummondville Mangoustes
Team Movie FranchiseKill Bill
Team Rinkside ReporterKiko Mizuhara
Team ScentCoppertone
Team Video Game FranchiseTerraria
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Connor Bunnaman
Owner:Fenway Sports Group
City:Quebec
General Manager:Doug Wilson Jr.
Head Coach:Sam Hallam
Forwards:Lukas Reichel-Connor Bunnaman-Ozzy Wiesblatt
Defensemen:Thomas Harley-Cale Makar
Goalie:Thatcher Demko
Past Star Player:Pavel Bure
Arena:Yoshinoya Beef Bowl
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats

Team Band/Musician/WhateverThe Miles Davis Quintet
Team Beer or LiquorBuffalo Trace Distillery
Team CactusGargantua
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterLucien
Team Fast FoodBonchon
Team Goal Song"The Al Melgard Suite"
Team Ice CreamGelataria della Passera
Team MascotChiitan
Team Minor-League AffiliateFirenze Islanders
Team Movie FranchiseMystery Science Theater 3000
Team Rinkside ReporterStatler and Waldorf
Team ScentFresh Cinnamon Rolls
Team Video Game FranchiseMario
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Elias Pettersson
Owner:Mark Cuban
City:New York City
General Manager:Eric Tulsky
Head Coach:Gilles Bouchard
Forwards:Jack Hughes-Elias Pettersson-Anthony Cirelli
Defensemen:Charlie McAvoy-Adam Fox
Goalie:MacKenzie Blackwood
Past Star Player:Charles Darwin
Arena:Chicago Stadium
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
bennysflyers16 - Toronto Benny's Bombers

Team Band/Musician/WhateverSlaughter
Team Beer or LiquorCrown Royal
Team CactusCactus Chips
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterSnuffles
Team Fast FoodTaco Time
Team Goal Song"Jellyhead"
Team Ice CreamTiger Tiger
Team MascotBenny
Team Minor-League AffiliateHamilton Mustangs
Team Movie FranchiseRambo
Team Rinkside ReporterTerri Apostle
Team ScentDrakkar Noir
Team Video Game FranchiseRBI Baseball
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Claude Giroux
Owner:Mark Chipman
City:Toronto
General Manager:Cliff Fletcher
Head Coach:Michel Therrien
Forwards:Mark Stone-Claude Giroux-Jake Voracek
Defensemen:Travis Sanheim-Brandon Manning
Goalie:Robin Lehner
Past Star Player:Bobby Clarke
Arena:The Whitney Forum
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes

Team Band/Musician/WhateverSir Mix-A-Lot
Team Beer or LiquorGhostfish Brewing Company
Team CactusGoldwater's Desert Rose Cactus Ale
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterHank Scorpio
Team Fast FoodStarbucks
Team Goal Song"Voodoo Chile"
Team Ice CreamMurphy's Smoked Salmon Ice Cream
Team MascotUncle Salmon
Team Minor-League AffiliateTacoma Totems
Team Movie FranchiseTwilight Saga
Team Rinkside ReporterErin Andrews
Team ScentFresh White Powder
Team Video Game FranchiseOregon Trail
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Carter Hart
Owner:Steve Ballmer
City:Seattle
General Manager:Jim Devellano
Head Coach:Rikard Grönborg
Forwards:Jonathan Huberdeau-Jack Eichel-Steven Stamkos
Defensemen:Rasmus Dahlin-Seth Jones
Goalie:Carter Hart
Past Star Player:Jean Beliveau
Arena:The Forum (The Hunky Dorys Cascadian Sports Complex sponsored by Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net)
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
FlyerNutter - Iqaluit Pain

Team Band/Musician/WhateverDepeche Mode
Team Beer or LiquorLa Hechicera Rum
Team CactusPrickly Pear
Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime CharacterNatasha
Team Fast FoodA&W
Team Goal Song
Team Ice CreamFreezies
Team MascotThe Naughty Narwhal
Team Minor-League AffiliatePanama Pleasure
Team Movie FranchiseIndiana Jones
Team Rinkside ReporterTaryn Hatcher
Team ScentFreshly Cut Grass
Team Video Game FranchiseAssassin's Creed
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Current Star Player:Tyler Seguin
Owner:Pitbull
City:Iqaluit
General Manager:Pierre McGuire
Head Coach:Dave Hakstol
Forwards:Teuvo Teräväinen-Matt Barzal-Viktor Arvidsson
Defensemen:Zach Werenski-Barclay (the pup)
Goalie:John Gibson
Past Star Player:Chris Pronger
Arena:Little Caesars Arena
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
 
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Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Apr 30, 2015
68,016
199,724
Tokyo, JP
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Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
Warm-Up SongTBD
Chips/CrispsHarvest Cheddar Sun Chips
Light Saber ColorHot Beaver Pink
Actor/ActressMichael J. Fox
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
Warm-Up Song"Hate to Say I Told You So"
Chips/CrispsBugles
Light Saber ColorNeon Green
Actor/ActressAlexandra Daddario
KPop Group/EyerollBTS
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
Warm-Up Song"Whistle"/"Boombayah"
Chips/CrispsGoldfish
Light Saber ColorNordiques Blue
Actor/ActressSong Kang-Ho
KPop Group/EyerollBLACKPINK
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Jojo the Whale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Warm-Up Song"Wolf Totem"
Chips/CrispsGrandma Utz's Kettle Style Chips made with real Lard
Light Saber ColorSmiley Rainbow
Actor/ActressLarry David
KPop Group/EyerollPeelander-Z
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks
Warm-Up Song"6ABC Theme Remix"
Chips/CrispsDoritos
Light Saber ColorMonorail Silver
Actor/ActressLiev Schrieber
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
Warm-Up Song"Sports Song"
Chips/CrispsCheetos
Light Saber ColorHartford Purple
Actor/ActressCharlize Theron
KPop Group/EyerollRed Velvet
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
BiggE - Florida Methgators
Warm-Up Song"Working Man"
Chips/CrispsFritos
Light Saber ColorFlorida Trash Nunchucks
Actor/ActressBurt Reynolds
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Rebel57 - Portland Fog
Warm-Up Song"Ummon"
Chips/CrispsHerr's Chickie's & Pete's Crabfries Potato Chips
Light Saber ColorMako Green
Actor/ActressKatee Sackhoff
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Bernie Parent - Tampa Bay Firesticks
Warm-Up Song"Radar Love"
Chips/CrispsIntel Pentium
Light Saber ColorFlaming Sword
Actor/ActressRyan Reynolds
KPop Group/EyerollExo
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
Warm-Up Song"Tubthumping"
Chips/CrispsSoviet Doritos
Light Saber ColorSoviet Brown
Actor/ActressDonald Glover
KPop Group/EyerollBabymetal :facepalm:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Chinatown88 - Hay-On-Wye Bookworms
Warm-Up Song"Shiki No Uta"
Chips/CrispsSour Cream and Cheddar Ruffles
Light Saber ColorPouting Blue
Actor/ActressKatheryn Winnick
KPop Group/EyerollGirls' Generation
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
Warm-Up Song"Ghostbusters"
Chips/CrispsThe Real Ghostbusters
Light Saber ColorSpengler Pink
Actor/ActressRick Moranis
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
Warm-Up Song"Salmon Song"
Chips/CrispsHunky Dorys
Light Saber ColorEnergy Sword
Actor/ActressJeffrey Dean Morgan
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
FlyerNutter - Iqaluit Pain
Warm-Up Song"You're the Best"
Chips/CrispsPringles
Light Saber ColorDarth Maul Double Saber Red
Actor/ActressRussel Crowe
KPop Group/EyerollStellar
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
Warm-Up Song"Hell's Bells"
Chips/CrispsChampion Chips
Light Saber ColorVantablack
Actor/ActressCharles White, Jr.
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
Warm-Up Song"Out for a Rip"
Chips/CrispsStorm Chips
Light Saber ColorK'kruhk Green
Actor/ActressDavid Herman
KPop Group/EyerollMitsou
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
bennysflyers16 - Toronto Benny's Bombers
Warm-Up Song"Ride the Wind"
Chips/CrispsOld Dutch Salt and Vinegar
Light Saber ColorFrozen Orange
Actor/ActressJulie Bowen
KPop Group/Eyeroll:rolleyes:
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
Warm-Up Song"Sweet Dreams"
Chips/CrispsUtz Salt & Pepper Potato Chips
Light Saber ColorGold
Actor/ActressAubrey Plaza
KPop Group/EyerollTWICE
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
FlyTimmo - Boston Flytimmos
Warm-Up Song"Sh'qwelya"
Chips/CrispsTakis
Light Saber ColorPregnancy Test Blue
Actor/ActressScott Hartnell
KPop Group/EyerollNCT
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Ghosts Beer - Washington Fascists
Warm-Up Song"Tonight We're Gonna Rock You (Tonight)"
Chips/CrispsHerr's Barbecue
Light Saber ColorFascist Black
Actor/ActressJames Gandolfini
KPop Group/EyerollParty Posse
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
 
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DancingPanther

Foundational Titan
Sponsor
Jun 19, 2018
31,593
69,405
In the interim between the next pick, the Platypi would like to succinctly update the league on our team actor.

In a collosal agreement, we would like to welcome Charles White, Jr aka moistcr1tikal aka Penguinz0 aka Cr1iTiKaL as our team actor. World renowned for his work in the blockbuster film The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 and starring in the upcoming Last of the Grads, Charlie's iconic voice is also featured in the newest installment of Killer Bean while simultaneously frontmanning the acclaimed musical supergroup The Gentle Men. With a following in the 10s of millions across all social media platforms, we consider this exceptional exposure for the Plats and would like to forever indebt ourselves to Charlie for partnering with us. Furthermore, we'd like to once again thank Twitch for providing us the avenue with which to reach out to Charlie. Charlie's semi-professional chess career as PogChamps champion will surely spark the interest of many chess followers in hockey as well. We hardly see any downside in this collaboration and are absolutely thrilled to bring this to light as we have been enjoying each other's company since before he had even 50,000 youtube subscribers. We go way back. This is biggggg.

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Please be sure to include his Sogchamp emote as our official emoji. Thanks.

Secondly, it is worth noting we are in correspondence with Lululemon about contracting some of its retail workers as ice girls, sporting the Lulu brand on the ice, including leggings. More to come.

Sco Plats!
 
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Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Apr 30, 2015
68,016
199,724
Tokyo, JP
In the interim between the next pick, the Platypi would like to succinctly update the league on our team actor.

In a collosal agreement, we would like to welcome Charles White, Jr aka moistcr1tikal aka Penguinz0 aka Cr1iTiKaL as our team actor. World renowned for his work in the blockbuster film The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 and starring in the upcoming Last of the Grads, Charlie's iconic voice is also featured in the newest installment of Killer Bean while simultaneously frontmanning the acclaimed musical supergroup The Gentle Men. With a following in the 10s of millions across all social media platforms, we consider this exceptional exposure for the Plats and would like to forever indebt ourselves to Charlie for partnering with us. Furthermore, we'd like to once again thank Twitch for providing us the avenue with which to reach out to Charlie. Charlie's semi-professional chess career as PogChamps champion will surely spark the interest of many chess followers in hockey as well. We hardly see any downside in this collaboration and are absolutely thrilled to bring this to light as we have been enjoying each other's company since before he had even 50,000 youtube subscribers. We go way back. This is biggggg.

tenor.gif


Please be sure to include his Sogchamp emote as our official emoji. Thanks.

Secondly, it is worth noting we are in correspondence with Lululemon about contracting some of its retail workers as ice girls, sporting the Lulu brand on the ice, including leggings. More to come.

Sco Plats!

1. That's a protoplatypical pick.

2. I know it must be difficult to be illiterate, but I am willing to help. You can choose a KPop group or THE SPECIFIC F***ING EYEROLL EMOJI FROM THIS SPECIFIC WEBSITE - THAT IS THE TOTALITY OF THE AVAILABLE CHOICES.

3. No Twitch shit.
 

DancingPanther

Foundational Titan
Sponsor
Jun 19, 2018
31,593
69,405
1. That's a protoplatypical pick.

2. I know it must be difficult to be illiterate, but I am willing to help. You can choose a KPop group or THE SPECIFIC F***ING EYEROLL EMOJI FROM THIS SPECIFIC WEBSITE - THAT IS THE TOTALITY OF THE AVAILABLE CHOICES.

3. No Twitch shit.

Cap what are you talking about? It's in the smileys, dude

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BiggE

SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Jan 4, 2019
24,191
63,220
Somewhere, FL
In the interim between the next pick, the Platypi would like to succinctly update the league on our team actor.

In a collosal agreement, we would like to welcome Charles White, Jr aka moistcr1tikal aka Penguinz0 aka Cr1iTiKaL as our team actor. World renowned for his work in the blockbuster film The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 and starring in the upcoming Last of the Grads, Charlie's iconic voice is also featured in the newest installment of Killer Bean while simultaneously frontmanning the acclaimed musical supergroup The Gentle Men. With a following in the 10s of millions across all social media platforms, we consider this exceptional exposure for the Plats and would like to forever indebt ourselves to Charlie for partnering with us. Furthermore, we'd like to once again thank Twitch for providing us the avenue with which to reach out to Charlie. Charlie's semi-professional chess career as PogChamps champion will surely spark the interest of many chess followers in hockey as well. We hardly see any downside in this collaboration and are absolutely thrilled to bring this to light as we have been enjoying each other's company since before he had even 50,000 youtube subscribers. We go way back. This is biggggg.

tenor.gif


Please be sure to include his Sogchamp emote as our official emoji. Thanks.

Secondly, it is worth noting we are in correspondence with Lululemon about contracting some of its retail workers as ice girls, sporting the Lulu brand on the ice, including leggings. More to come.

Sco Plats!
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