Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, PHASE TWO! Part Three!
We have started to build our rosters, we have home cities and nicknames but no origin stories*, and we have seen the start of the NHL season on this plane in this dimension. Now it’s time to gear up for our exodus to the Mega Draft Plane in the Mega Draft Dimension, because f*** this one for a bag of chips. Here are the categories we will be filling out during the completely unprecedented, totally rational, nerve-shatteringly exciting PHASE TWO! There's food, movies, music, farts, cartoons - it has everything!
“Team Mascot” should be something you make up, or an actual MASCOT of some sports team, rather than choosing a character or an HF poster from some random brain cloud of chaos. Otherwise, I don’t know that we need any rules, per se - for all of these, use your common sense. For “Team Cactus,” do the opposite. There is no hand-holding in the Mega Draft Dimension - flexibility and/or imagination and/or absurdity are key to surviving and thriving in Maximum Chaos TM, so choose wisely.
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CATEGORIES
- Team Band/Musician/Whatever
- Team Beer or Liquor
- Team Cactus
- Team Cartoon/Comics/Anime Character
- Team Fast Food
- Team Goal Song
- Team Ice Cream
- Team Mascot
- Team Minor-League Affiliate (City and Nickname)
- Team Movie Franchise
- Team Rinkside Reporter
- Team Scent (farts, perfume, cologne etc)
- Team Video Game Franchise
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The following are details you should fill out for your team, but not as part of the draft order. That sounds like that part will be Maximum Chaos TM amirite? Good.
If someone picks something you wanted in the list below before you can get to it, you can do one of two things. You can be cool and pick something else, or you can be lame and pick that thing for your organization also. I'll have you know that it is frowned upon in the Mega Draft Dimension, so do so at your own risk. Or you could just mention those things if you feel like it, and skip them if you don't. They will not figure into the very mathematical, sane and rational scoring of the actual competition. Don't choose a bunch of random shit that isn't listed here. Because we want this to go on forever.
- Team Warm-Up Song
- Team Chips/Crisps
- Team Actor/Actress
- Team Light Saber Color (Specific)
- Team KPop Group/Eyeroll Emoji
(N.B. Chinatown has Girls Generation and Cap has BLACKPINK, because that’s the only way any of this makes sense. I assume everyone else will choose the eyeroll emoji, but if you want to choose your own Kpop group, knock yourself out. Note that this is limited to KOREAN pop acts.)
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Here is the new draft order for PHASE TWO! (I decided before I started to run it three times and choose the third result no matter what. There really isn’t any advantage anyway - it is miserable wherever you end up.)
For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the **** of the animal world.
Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.
- Chuck Downie
- Flytimmo
- Hollywood Couturier
- ajgoal
- Strawberry Fields
- BiggE
- Ghosts Beer
- Rebels57
- GKJ
- BernieParent
- Young Sandwich
- Chinatown88
- Defect
- Pit
- DancingPanther
- Captain Dave Poulin
- JojoTheWhale
- bennysflyers16
- CanadianFlyer88
- FlyerNutter
* NO NAMING NAMES, NO PICK TIPPING, NO ICE CREAM BANTER, SNITCHES GET STITCHES!
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