NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[BiggE]

Ah yes, the elusive frogodile

Obviously a Methgators fan!

 

[DancingPanther]

Obviously a Methgators fan!

Excuse me sir as the plats are affiliated with the Irwin family I believe it is necessary to remind you and everyone that crocs are not gators

 

[Young Sandwich]

As most of you may have surmised, I consider myself a bit of a sandwich connoisseur. I have been eating them for nearly 4 decades and have no intentions of stopping any time soon. They are truly a part of me now. I am become Sandwich.

We've seen some wonderful sandwiches fly off the board in Phase 3. The Reuben, the Cuban, the Banh Mi, the Lobster Roll ,and so on and so forth. Truly fantastic selections from the pantheon of sandwiches. The only problem I see is everyone seemingly pigeonholing themselves with these sandwich selections. If you have to eat the same sandwich everyday for the rest of your life, it's going to lose it's luster and intrigue. It's going to slowly get on your nerves like your school-appointed college roommate until you finally smash it's sandwich brains into a pulpy mess.

The Sexpos need a way to combat this sandwich fatigue. We need a sandwich that can stand the test of time. A sandwich that we won't have to mercilessly beat the shit out of eventually. Consider this line of thinking: a sandwich consisting of 30 ingredients might seem like overkill right? Breads, meats, cheeses, veggies, condiments, etc. The interesting thing about those 30 ingredients is that they will allow over 1 trillion different sandwich combinations. Now that is a sandwich I could live with for an eternity. Luckily, such a sandwich exists, so we will make it ours.

Team Sandwich - The Dagwood


@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[DancingPanther]

As most of you may have surmised, I consider myself a bit of a sandwich connoisseur. I have been eating them for nearly 4 decades and have no intentions of stopping any time soon. They are truly a part of me now. I am become Sandwich.

We've seen some wonderful sandwiches fly off the board in Phase 3. The Reuben, the Cuban, the Banh Mi, the Lobster Roll ,and so on and so forth. Truly fantastic selections from the pantheon of sandwiches. The only problem I see is everyone seemingly pigeonholing themselves with these sandwich selections. If you have to eat the same sandwich everyday for the rest of your life, it's going to lose it's luster and intrigue. It's going to slowly get on your nerves like your school-appointed college roommate until you finally smash it's sandwich brains into a pulpy mess.

The Sexpos need a way to combat this sandwich fatigue. We need a sandwich that can stand the test of time. A sandwich that we won't have to mercilessly beat the shit out of eventually. Consider this line of thinking: a sandwich consisting of 30 ingredients might seem like overkill right? Breads, meats, cheeses, veggies, condiments, etc. The interesting thing about those 30 ingredients is that they will allow over 1 trillion different sandwich combinations. Now that is a sandwich I could live with for an eternity. Luckily, such a sandwich exists, so we will make it ours.

Team Sandwich - The Dagwood


@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Obviously a Methgators fan!

Who isn't?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

From 1980 until around 1984, I spent the majority of my free time either on roller skates in the driveway shooting tennis balls at my hockey goal, or in the basement shooting tennis balls and bits of wood at the wall, pretending to be this guy. He is top five in my list of all-time favorite human males.

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He scored the gold medal-winning goal against Finland in a game that sometimes gets lost to history in the excitement of the miracle that occurred two days prior, but it was a game that was just as tense, and without that win we would never have had the kind of excitement and joy that we have had for the past 41 years. It made up for the Hostage Crisis in Iran. It made up for Vietnam. It made up for the Cold War. It even made up for the misery of the worst Super Bowl ever (up to that point) 33 days earlier. It was, and is, everything. This impossible dream would have never come true without him.

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He wore #24, so I wore #24.

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Team Legend Center - Rob McClanahan

And the hockey portion of my shop banner is complete … for now.

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@FlyerNutter

 

[FlyerNutter]

I believe @kudymen was going to run here for a while!

I'll give him a pm too

 

[kudymen]

I am honored to stand here on this stage in front all of you - to be finally part of this great movement and what not. As you can see, I am not the most eloquent person in the world and therefore the announcement will be rather quick.

We discussed with @FlyerNutter for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours what the next and right move for our organization would be.

At first I thought it would be fitting to have our team vehicle being the true Slav socialist choice in VELOREX:

But as I learned, we already have a pretty damn cool vehicle in our stable ant therefore this little guy will just wait in the garage for any emergency use by that motherf***er Chris Pronger.


With MAXIMUM CHAOS pick, the PAIN are proud to select from Canada, Canada: THE STANLEY CUP.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am honored to stand here on this stage in front all of you - to be finally part of this great movement and what not. As you can see, I am not the most eloquent person in the world and therefore the announcement will be rather quick.

We discussed with @FlyerNutter for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours what the next and right move for our organization would be.

At first I thought it would be fitting to have our team vehicle being the true Slav socialist choice in VELOREX:

But as I learned, we already have a pretty damn cool vehicle in our stable ant therefore this little guy will just wait in the garage for any emergency use by that motherf***er Chris Pronger.


With MAXIMUM CHAOS pick, the PAIN are proud to select from Canada, Canada: THE STANLEY CUP.

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I have a pretty broad imagination, and I am that organization's board member, and maybe this is a difference between Czech and English ... but I can't think of any way that "the Stanley Cup" can be considered the "Team Automobile." It's not that I am violently against it - it's more that it's insane. But we have to ask @Hollywood Couturier.

EDIT: Oh, do you mean Dealer's Choice? Now I get it. My bad. Carry on.

 

[Rebels57]

Some great picks to kick off the day. Well done folks.

 

[Starat327]

I am honored to stand here on this stage in front all of you - to be finally part of this great movement and what not. As you can see, I am not the most eloquent person in the world and therefore the announcement will be rather quick.

We discussed with @FlyerNutter for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours what the next and right move for our organization would be.

At first I thought it would be fitting to have our team vehicle being the true Slav socialist choice in VELOREX:

But as I learned, we already have a pretty damn cool vehicle in our stable ant therefore this little guy will just wait in the garage for any emergency use by that motherf***er Chris Pronger.


With MAXIMUM CHAOS pick, the PAIN are proud to select from Canada, Canada: THE STANLEY CUP.

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Jokes on you - we're all flyers fans and you can't miss something you never had!

 

[kudymen]

I have a pretty broad imagination, and I am that organization's board member, and maybe this is a difference between Czech and English ... but I can't think of any way that "the Stanley Cup" can be considered the "Team Automobile." It's not that I am violently against it - it's more that it's insane. But we have to ask @Hollywood Couturier.

EDIT: Oh, do you mean Dealer's Choice? Now I get it. My bad. Carry on.

Yeah I just cant read. I thought the official name of the category was "maximum chaos" but now I pretty clearly see "dealers choice"... Sorry about that. I knew I would blow it

 

[kudymen]

Jokes on you - we're all flyers fans and you can't miss something you never had!

Please dont tell me that I even misread this part, did I ever have to be in possession of my dealers choice pick? Because... if so, the Mark Messier pick by @JojoTheWhale is suspicious

 

[Starat327]

Please dont tell me that I even misread this part, did I ever have to be in possession of my dealers choice pick? Because... if so, the Mark Messier pick by @JojoTheWhale is suspicious

Lol, oh no, not at all! Just making a joke that none of us will miss not having access to the Stanley cup since we've never experienced it anyway.

Except for @BiggE old ass, that is.

 

[Lord Defect]

As most of you may have surmised, I consider myself a bit of a sandwich connoisseur. I have been eating them for nearly 4 decades and have no intentions of stopping any time soon. They are truly a part of me now. I am become Sandwich.

We've seen some wonderful sandwiches fly off the board in Phase 3. The Reuben, the Cuban, the Banh Mi, the Lobster Roll ,and so on and so forth. Truly fantastic selections from the pantheon of sandwiches. The only problem I see is everyone seemingly pigeonholing themselves with these sandwich selections. If you have to eat the same sandwich everyday for the rest of your life, it's going to lose it's luster and intrigue. It's going to slowly get on your nerves like your school-appointed college roommate until you finally smash it's sandwich brains into a pulpy mess.

The Sexpos need a way to combat this sandwich fatigue. We need a sandwich that can stand the test of time. A sandwich that we won't have to mercilessly beat the shit out of eventually. Consider this line of thinking: a sandwich consisting of 30 ingredients might seem like overkill right? Breads, meats, cheeses, veggies, condiments, etc. The interesting thing about those 30 ingredients is that they will allow over 1 trillion different sandwich combinations. Now that is a sandwich I could live with for an eternity. Luckily, such a sandwich exists, so we will make it ours.

Team Sandwich - The Dagwood


@Captain Dave Poulin

Why that isn’t called the Scooby Doo, I’ll never know

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yeah I just cant read. I thought the official name of the category was "maximum chaos" but now I pretty clearly see "dealers choice"... Sorry about that. I knew I would blow it

You didn't blow anything - you did great. I woke up way too late and the coffee didn't take, so I am completely out of sorts this morning. It was my bad.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Why that isn’t called the Scooby Doo, I’ll never know

Because "Blondie" came around WAY before Scooby Doo. Know your history.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Why that isn’t called the Scooby Doo, I’ll never know

This is why:

 

[Lord Defect]

I am honored to stand here on this stage in front all of you - to be finally part of this great movement and what not. As you can see, I am not the most eloquent person in the world and therefore the announcement will be rather quick.

We discussed with @FlyerNutter for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours what the next and right move for our organization would be.

At first I thought it would be fitting to have our team vehicle being the true Slav socialist choice in VELOREX:

But as I learned, we already have a pretty damn cool vehicle in our stable ant therefore this little guy will just wait in the garage for any emergency use by that motherf***er Chris Pronger.


With MAXIMUM CHAOS pick, the PAIN are proud to select from Canada, Canada: THE STANLEY CUP.

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Does it matter that this is my emoji? Probably resoundingly not.

 

[kudymen]

You didn't blow anything - you did great. I woke up way too late and the coffee didn't take, so I am completely out of sorts this morning. It was my bad.

I did, I forgot to tag the next guy.

@DancingPanther is up as far as I know!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I am honored to stand here on this stage in front all of you - to be finally part of this great movement and what not. As you can see, I am not the most eloquent person in the world and therefore the announcement will be rather quick.

We discussed with @FlyerNutter for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours what the next and right move for our organization would be.

At first I thought it would be fitting to have our team vehicle being the true Slav socialist choice in VELOREX:

But as I learned, we already have a pretty damn cool vehicle in our stable ant therefore this little guy will just wait in the garage for any emergency use by that motherf***er Chris Pronger.


With MAXIMUM CHAOS pick, the PAIN are proud to select from Canada, Canada: THE STANLEY CUP.

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If one team now has official possession, does this mean the Playoffs are no longer how we award it? Do we go back to it being a Challenge Cup like it was pre-1912? This rules.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

If one team now has official possession, does this mean the Playoffs are no longer how we award it? Do we go back to it being a Challenge Cup like it was pre-1912? This rules.

It does rule. We don't even know what hockey will be like in the new dimension, or if it is even allowed.

 

[Lord Defect]

Because "Blondie" came around WAY before Scooby Doo. Know your history.

Blondie is inferior in every way to Scooby Doo.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Dealers choice pick is nothing crazy but I'll pick beaver tails as the official team pastry.

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@Captain Dave Poulin I actually never picked a warmup song so I'll take Aces High.

@BiggE is up

I keep seeing this every time I refresh the page. I am f***ing starving.

 

[FlyerNutter]

I'm in favour of the Stanley Cup being used as team automobile.