NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE NINE! Part ONE!

[Hollywood Cannon]

We’re going to select as our Team Motto something that is tried and true but with a little spin on it...

“We Supply The Guts... You Supply Everything Else.”

@BiggE you’re up.

 

[ajgoal]

We’re going to select as our Team Motto something that is tried and true but with a little spin on it...

“We Supply The Guts... You Supply Everything Else.”

@BiggE you’re up.

I considered a spin on a famous quote, as well. But decided it was too risque for some of the youngins here.

 

[Striiker]

Honestly @FlyTimmo, I’m surprised you didn’t pick “Be A F***ing Flyer” as your motto.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Honestly @FlyTimmo, I’m surprised you didn’t pick [Redacted] as your motto.

No pick tipping.

 

[ajgoal]

Honestly @FlyTimmo, I’m surprised you didn’t pick [Redacted] as your motto.

We don't talk about that here.

 

[BiggE]

Well, it seems we need yet another stupid defenseman. Hmm, well this idiot spent most of his career playing for the Montreal "what a" Maroons so he should fit the bill. The Methgators will take "legend" (yeah, right (snicker, snicker) defenseman, Dunc Munro.

And I believe it's back to you, oh @Captain Dave Poulin my captain.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My cheerleader is someone about whom I know almost nothing.

She is a Japanese actress who has mainly been in TV shows which I haven't seen.

But I know that she has co-starred with one of my real favorites, [REDACTED], and that they are great friends.

She is in some kind of band or something, which I only know because of Instagram, where she is constantly absolutely adorable.

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Team Cheerleader - Rena Nounen

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[DancingPanther]

Playing my brother in the championship next week gonna be a good time

Primary assist on the game winner today in the semis

 

[Magua]

defenseman, Dunc Munro

Good thing you’re my rival. We f***ing hate guys named Munro.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Playing my brother in the championship next week gonna be a good time

Primary assist on the game winner today in the semis

Proud of you.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Our cheerleader is known to be a huge hockey fan. He was a frequent attendee for his hometown club before it was taken away because he was the only person who attended games. He has since associated himself with a desert based outfit, but you can tell his heart isn't in it.

He will also be reunited with our notable fan. Here's a shot of them discussing their new affiliation:

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Lil Jon as our team cheerleader.

@pit, what? Yeah! Okay!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's really something having a brain-damaged nobody who can't speak English as the color commentator on the English-language broadcast of a major tournament.

 

[DancingPanther]

Proud of you.

Thanks pops

 

[Lord Defect]

My cheerleader is someone about whom I know almost nothing.

She is a Japanese actress who has mainly been in TV shows which I haven't seen.

But I know that she has co-starred with one of my real favorites, [REDACTED], and that they are great friends.

She is in some kind of band or something, which I only know because of Instagram, where she is constantly absolutely adorable.

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Team Cheerleader - Rena Nounen

@CanadianFlyer88

Is she eating a f***ing sea urchin or something?

 

[Lord Defect]

Our cheerleader is known to be a huge hockey fan. He was a frequent attendee for his hometown club before it was taken away because he was the only person who attended games. He has since associated himself with a desert based outfit, but you can tell his heart isn't in it.

He will also be reunited with our notable fan. Here's a shot of them discussing their new affiliation:

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The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Lil Jon as our team cheerleader.

@pit, what? Yeah! Okay!

Solid pick. He was my alternate is Cowboy was taken.
The early 2000’s would not have been the same without his “what” “yeah” and “ohkay”

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is she eating a f***ing sea urchin or something?

Looks like it. So?

 

[Lord Defect]

Looks like it. So?

Who sees a tiny spiky black ball on the ocean floor and says, “f*** it, imma eat one of those.”

 

[ajgoal]

Who sees a tiny spiky black ball on the ocean floor and says, “f*** it, imma eat one of those.”

Sea otters. And they're among the cutest animals on earth.

 

[mja]

Good thing you’re my rival. We f***ing hate guys named Munro.

You aren't too fond of dudes named Duncan either.

 

[Magua]

You aren't too fond of dudes named Duncan either.

I was going to reference Duncan, but I didn’t want to get out of control with my references. Also, the sachem burned Duncan alive as part of agreement to free the dark haired child of Munro. Nothing to do with Magua!

 

[pit]

GM Doug: Look, when I said the press conference was over, that didn't mean follow me and keep asking me questions.
Lebrun: How do you feel about Team Notab-
GM Doug: Look Lebrun, I could care less about-
Lebrun: Couldn't care less?
GM Doug: Both! Either! Look gang, I haven't really landed on a notable fan because I don't care about celebrity. What matters is a good team with an edge. That's where the Wild Card comes into play. Even though I'm a Chipotle guy, I still carry one of these bad boys:

WILD CARD!


Lebrun: What does any of this even mean?
GM Doug: It means I'm 4D chess up in here, I'm walking with a pack of smoothbrains. I'm telling you now, that for their Wildcard, the Chimpanzees are selecting the final draft pick of the Megamock in the category of their choice.

Lebrun: Can you even do that?

GM Doug:

Lebrun: I guess it's @Rebels57 's pick?

 

[Rebels57]

The FOG select RD JEFF BEUKEBOOM to pair with Mathieu Schneider.

One of the best names in Hockey history and a solid, physical, no-frills dman that was part of multiple Stanley Cup teams.

@Magua the Ghibli are up. I hope you're taking good care of Thomas Magnum (the one and only Funko I own).

 

[Lord Defect]

GM Doug: Look, when I said the press conference was over, that didn't mean follow me and keep asking me questions.
Lebrun: How do you feel about Team Notab-
GM Doug: Look Lebrun, I could care less about-
Lebrun: Couldn't care less?
GM Doug: Both! Either! Look gang, I haven't really landed on a notable fan because I don't care about celebrity. What matters is a good team with an edge. That's where the Wild Card comes into play. Even though I'm a Chipotle guy, I still carry one of these bad boys:

WILD CARD!


Lebrun: What does any of this even mean?
GM Doug: It means I'm 4D chess up in here, I'm walking with a pack of smoothbrains. I'm telling you now, that for their Wildcard, the Chimpanzees are selecting the final draft pick of the Megamock in the category of their choice.

Lebrun: Can you even do that?

GM Doug:

Lebrun: I guess it's @Rebels57 's pick?

I’m not sure what you’re pick is. Is it a chaos grenade or a pick that deletes the need to take a fan?

 

[Magua]

I’m not sure what you’re pick is. Is it a chaos grenade or a pick that deletes the need to take a fan?

I believe his pick was “pack of smoothbrains.”

 

[pit]

I’m not sure what you’re pick is. Is it a chaos grenade or a pick that deletes the need to take a fan?

I selected the final pick of the draft in a category of my choice.