It's as if I wrote that but switch out wife for "current girlfriend." A few years ago my buddy (Habs fan) and I planned on watching the draft together and his idea was to go eat wings and let the DVR record the draft and we'd watch it after we ate. Fair enough until we got to his house and he controlled the remote and fast forwarded through each selection until Montreal, Arizona and the Wild (my other team) drafted. Not cool! The NHL draft and the lottery are the two times each year I need to be left alone.