NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!
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Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
I’m here but I’m not here. World is a blur today.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
You want me to beat up the world
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
We'll give @Hollywood Couturier a few hours to make his picks, since we got off to such a blazing pace and don't have too many left to make.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Picks will be made shortly. Sorry for making you all hate me.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
With our first pick we’re going to select our second safety... Jevon Holland.
We also will fill out our OL with Marshal Yanda at OG.
@Lord Defect you’re up.
We also will fill out our OL with Marshal Yanda at OG.
@Lord Defect you’re up.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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JojoTheWhale
CORN BOY
- May 22, 2008
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He's retired. You need current players.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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The internet failed me this time.
Benardrick McKinney LB, possibly, if he’s available.
Is anyone else missing players on their spreadsheet?
JojoTheWhale
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He’s available and active. I should have a chance to cross-check the spreadsheet, but it won’t be until later tonight.
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
@Chuck Downie is taking the massive piece of shit Chuck Noll as a Legend LB. I'm not posting a pic because I hate his guts.
@Young Sandwich go!
@Young Sandwich go!
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
The spreadsheet should be fine now, except we need Chuck to pick a TE (Waller or Ertz) and then replace that pick.
ajgoal
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You want Beef to beat up your kicker?
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
I was waiting for him to be picked. In one of the early Madden games, it was impossible to miss a field goal with him, as the the kicker bar moved so slowly that it was impossible to not hit the sweet spot.
That was my introduction to field goal kickers; who paid attention to kickers before video games and advanced stats?
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Um I think I need Eric Kendrick (LB)
So I was trying to plan ahead. Then I remembered that I had put a strict limit on planning ahead. I have no idea what scheme I'm going to run. What I know is I have Lanier to demolish runs and penetrate the backfield. What I also know is that Kendricks is average against the run and on the pass rush, but he IS very very good at pass coverage. I also know he had a good 2019 and celebrated by having an even better 2020; PFF ranked him 3rd overall for LBs. That is good, the Bumpass Meat wants that.
So I was trying to plan ahead. Then I remembered that I had put a strict limit on planning ahead. I have no idea what scheme I'm going to run. What I know is I have Lanier to demolish runs and penetrate the backfield. What I also know is that Kendricks is average against the run and on the pass rush, but he IS very very good at pass coverage. I also know he had a good 2019 and celebrated by having an even better 2020; PFF ranked him 3rd overall for LBs. That is good, the Bumpass Meat wants that.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
- First player in NFL history to play on five winning SB teams
- Began career at LB and led SF in sacks in each of first six seasons
- Moved to DE after career-saving trade to Dallas
- Twice named NFC Defensive Player of the Year
- 5 Pro Bowls
- All-Pro twice
- Member of 10 division championship teams
- Recorded double-digit sack totals six times
- Career total of 100.5 sacks
- To this day remains the best friend of my QB2, [REDACTED]
EDGE - Charles Haley
@CanadianFlyer88
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Pairing Emlen the Gremlin with a suitable partner in the secondary has been, to my surprise, the most difficult part of this draft for me.
I didn't know about this guy before the draft started, but he is, like Emlen the Gremlin, an Iowa Hawkeye alum. How I found out about him is that he is the only player with more career interceptions than Emlen the Gremlin. Starting in Washington, he spent the majority of his career as a Viking, and ended with 81 career interceptions while having 10 seasons with at least 4.
A 7 time All Pro, he is one of 11 players to have played in all 4 Super Bowls lost by the Vikings.
Welcome to the team, S Paul Krause, a clearly fine looking individual with a perfectly normal neck:
Wake me up before you @JojoTheWhale.
I didn't know about this guy before the draft started, but he is, like Emlen the Gremlin, an Iowa Hawkeye alum. How I found out about him is that he is the only player with more career interceptions than Emlen the Gremlin. Starting in Washington, he spent the majority of his career as a Viking, and ended with 81 career interceptions while having 10 seasons with at least 4.
A 7 time All Pro, he is one of 11 players to have played in all 4 Super Bowls lost by the Vikings.
Welcome to the team, S Paul Krause, a clearly fine looking individual with a perfectly normal neck:
Wake me up before you @JojoTheWhale.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
That's a prototype model Eli Manning
Yup, absolutely remember that. He was automatic in that game. As he should be after playing 25(!) seasons in the NFL. He was on two different All-Decade teamsI was waiting for him to be picked. In one of the early Madden games, it was impossible to miss a field goal with him, as the the kicker bar moved so slowly that it was impossible to not hit the sweet spot.
That was my introduction to field goal kickers; who paid attention to kickers before video games and advanced stats?
. Also one of two exclusive kickers in the Hall of Fame.
JojoTheWhale
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I changed my mind here several times, but ultimately what I need from a coach is to call offensive plays. I really don’t think there’s been anyone better at that than Head Coach Andy Reid. Plus we get the added benefit of knowing how well he works with our QB.
@ajgoal Go time.
@ajgoal Go time.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
I changed my mind here several times, but ultimately what I need from a coach is to call offensive plays. I really don’t think there’s been anyone better at that than Head Coach Andy Reid. Plus we get the added benefit of knowing how well he works with our QB.
@ajgoal Go time.
I had a very hard time picking between Reid and Gibbs, and I actually thought you would jump on Reid sooner than this.
Reid is the kind of creative maniac to make my bizarre "Mike Vick is there but not QB" plan work. But between Homerism and Gibbs' ability to make his roster always work to their strengths I sided with him and figured he'd work something out too..
JojoTheWhale
CORN BOY
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Do you still need a Guard? I just want to know whether being nice still has a point.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Do you still need a Guard? I just want to know whether being nice still has a point.
Oh, no, whoever you had in mind I homer-picked past them lol. Go for it. My line is full.
