News and Notes XXI: The Dog Days of Summer

[Anton Dubinchuk]

At that point you take the messed up burger and turn it into something else. Like a hash.

That’s what we did with failed prospect Tripp Tracy and he’s been here almost 20 years.

 

[RibFrabcus]

Don't even get me started on Swedish meatballs.

 

[Wolfpuck]

In summary, handle your meat correctly.

 

[tarheelhockey]

In summary, handle your meat correctly.

And if you don’t, have a good Plan B.

 

[Roboturner913]

Anytime I ever make burgers fresh I always try to flip too soon. With the premade frozen ones it doesn't matter, you can flip those all day long, but with fresh made patties if you flip too soon the charred top layer comes off and stays stuck to the grill. Of course, if you don't mind sacrificing one burger as a tester for all the other ones, this is fine, plus you can scrape the delicious charred crispy layer off the grill with your spatula and have a snack while you cook.

I'm really terrible at cooking burgers though, I've never been able to figure out a charcoal load /temperature that lets you get that crusty outside without starting a grease fire.

 

[Unsustainable]

Food references.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Food references.

Tripp Tracy would love this thread.

 

[Breakdowns]

I want to eat now, thanks guys...

 

[Unsustainable]

I want to eat now, thanks guys...

Every post is a food reference

 

[DougieSmash]

not every post, not yet

 

[HisIceness]

I'm just here to add to the thread count so we can get a new thread going.

So anyone got any interesting news? Anyone buy a new jersey lately?

 

[CandyCanes]

I'm just here to add to the thread count so we can get a new thread going.

So anyone got any interesting news? Anyone buy a new jersey lately?

Do we even play the 1,000 post rule anymore?

 

[HisIceness]

Are they really rules or are they more like guidelines, as the characters in Pirates of the Caribbean would say?

 

[MinJaBen]

I'm just here to add to the thread count so we can get a new thread going.

So anyone got any interesting news? Anyone buy a new jersey lately?

Well, I picked up an Aho new jersey at the beginning of the year and every time I wore it we lost. I went back to wearing my Slavin alternate jersey I got last year and we went on this little point streak....which if I remember to wear my hat with it we win, if I leave the hat at home we lose in OT...so I am not buying any more jerseys....


....maybe I should buy a Devils jersey?

 

[JCLA]

Well, I picked up an Aho new jersey at the beginning of the year and every time I wore it we lost. I went back to wearing my Slavin alternate jersey I got last year and we went on this little point streak....which if I remember to wear my hat with it we win, if I leave the hat at home we lose in OT...so I am not buying any more jerseys....


....maybe I should buy a Devils jersey?

This is sort of like my mom, every time she buys a Jets jersey the player gets injured or traded.

Which is a rather unfortunate luck to have for the both of you.

 

[MinJaBen]

This is sort of like my mom, every time she buys a Jets jersey the player gets injured or traded.

Which is a rather unfortunate luck to have for the both of you.

Well, I'm not a Jets fan, so my luck is a bit better than your mom's....

 

[JCLA]

Well, I'm not a Jets fan, so my luck is a bit better than your mom's....

That is the truth. I do want to clarify and say NFL Jets, which is an even worse luck than the NHL Jets

 

[geehaad]

This is sort of like my mom, every time she buys a Jets jersey the player gets injured or traded.

Which is a rather unfortunate luck to have for the both of you.

Sounds like great money-saving luck to me!

 

[FreshSeabass]

As of today we have a 65% chance of making the playoffs according to Dom Luszczyszyn of the athletic...... So big time loss against the islanders incoming.

 

[geehaad]

As of today we have a 65% chance of making the playoffs according to Dom Luszczyszyn of the athletic...... So big time loss against the islanders incoming.

Rest easy in knowing that guy got a C in CMTH 304 Statistics and Probability at Ryerson University.

 

[toastmasterbone]

Every post is a food reference

not every post, not yet

Interestingly, "not every post, not yet" has has many letters and punctuation characters as Parmigiano-Reggiano

(and is one letter short of Jeffrey Alfred O'Neill, who is big-boned.)

 

[Roboturner913]

Ryerson University.

 

[tarheelhockey]

As of today we have a 65% chance of making the playoffs according to Dom Luszczyszyn of the athletic...... So big time loss against the islanders incoming.

LOL, the fake name gives it away.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

LOL, the fake name gives it away.

I dunno, I've seen some similar polish names in my time.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I dunno, I've seen some similar polish names in my time.

Surely not in the Triangle area