early today i was explaining to my girlfriend about how cam is the worst player in the league and then he scored and she laughed at me.
My old roommate and I have a term when a crappy player scores a goal (although usually a PPG): "_____ just pulled a Rasmussen."
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/1638/
We were watching a game (vaguely recall it was against the Rangers) and the Devils have around 30 seconds left on the PP. Out comes Erik Rasmussen. I immediately yell at the TV "What the hell is Rasmussen doing on the ice?" Before I can finish the sentence, he scores a pretty nice goal.
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A few years ago, a friend of ours came over to watch baseball. She's a big Dodger fan and was complaining about Andruw Jones. I think he was relatively new to LA after leaving the Braves. My buddy and I defended Jones, noted that he was one of the best defensive CF during his time in Atlanta.
Almost immediately after that declaration, he completely dogged it on a routine line drive. He ended up missing the ball completely and the batter got extra bases. From that point on, I hated Andruw Jones for making me look stupid.