GDT: New Jersey Devils 2 @ Philadelphia Flyers 5 - Oct. 20, 2018

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
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In the Beginning …

MiamiScreamingEagles looked upon the face of the Flyers’ board on game day and, lo, it was shapeless and barren.

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Thus, he said: Let there be a Game Day Thread, in which huge volumes of essential team and player data may be contained, opponent histories may be presented in an organized and eye-pleasing manner, and the visitor may enjoy appropriately themed music.

And it was so. And MSE found it pleasing.

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Lo, the GDT was given unto the Flyers board. And there was much rejoicing.



Thus, it came to pass that MSE provided his bounty of encyclopedic Flyers lore and statistics to the delight of the Flyers posters. All was very good as one season rolled into another.



And then, in his Moderatorial Benevolence, MSE decided to share in the goodness of creation of GDTs. He announced his decision to the masses.

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And some took up the crusade. MSE was confident that he had shown the proper pathway to true enlightenment through GDTs and that all would be well when his followers took up this hallowed mantle.

Things didn’t quite go as planned.

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Leaving MSE to rue his decision.

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That which was once rendered so lovingly was besmirched with offending gifs, distasteful scatological references, befouled allusions to the coaching, and, yea verily, even imagery of posters with the visages of infants.



And while the Flyers board awaits the final seals to be opened and the apocalypse to befall us …

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what better time to introduce a GDT involving the New Jersey Satans Beelzebuls Mammons Baals Devils?

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS (3-4-0) vs. NEW JERSEY DEVILS (4-1-0)

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BROADCAST INFORMATION
TEAMS' WEBSITES
GAME PREVIEW, NOTES and STATISTICS
TEAMS' STATISTICS
Team GPRecordPts HomeAwayGFGAPP%PK%FO%Save%
Devils54-1-084-1-00-0-017420.092.954.2.941
Flyers 73-4-061-2-02-2-0212520.872.054.4.862
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PHILADELPHIA FLYERS
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Possible Lineup
Lines

28 Claude Giroux - 14 Sean Couturier - 93 Jakub Voracek
23 Oskar Lindblom - 19 Nolan Patrick - 11 Travis Konecny
40 Jordan Weal - 24 Mikhail Vorobyev - 17 Wayne Simmonds
21 Scott Laughton - 15 Jori Lehterä - 12 Michael Raffl
Pairings
9 Ivan Provorov - 53 Shayne Gostisbehere
8 Robert Hägg - 26 Christian Folin
6 Travis Sanheim - 3 Radko Gudas
Goalies
37 Brian Ellliott (could start) - 33 Calvin Pickard
Power Plays
PP1:
Giroux - Couturier - Simmonds - Gostisbehere - Voracek
PP2: Lindblom - Patrick - Konecny - Provorov - Vorobyev
Injuries and Scratches
47 Andrew MacDonald
(D) could (hee hee!) be a (ha!) healthy scratch (WHEE!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!).
38 Corban Knight (F) is on IR. He will be out three weeks (Sept. 29) with an upper body injury.
75 Pascal Laberge (F) is on IR. He had hip surgery announced Sept. 28. No timetable for his return was provided. He began the season on the Injured Non-Roster List.
5 Sam Morin (D) is on IR. He had ACL surgery (right knee) from an injury in the AHL playoffs. He could return in February.
30 Michal Neuvirth (G) is broken.
25 James van Riemsdyk is on IR. He is out 5-to-6 weeks with a lower body injury (Oct. 8).
40 Jordan Weal (F) could be a healthy scratch.
22 Dale Weise (F) should be a healthy scratch.
MEDIA CONTACTS
Courier-Post of South Jersey

Web site | Flyers - NHL - News - CourierPostOnline.com
Dave Isaac's Twitter | Iheartmidgets
HockeyBuzz.com
Web site -- HockeyBuzz.com - NHL Rumors
Bill Meltzer's Twitter -- Bill Meltzer (@billmeltzer) | Twitter
NBC Sports Philadelphia
Web site -- Flyers
John Boruk's Twitter -- John Boruk (@johnborukNBCS) | Twitter
Philadelphia Daily News and Inquirer
Web site -- Philly.com Flyers
Sam Carchidi's Twitter -- Duhhhhh
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
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Possible Lineup
Lines

9 Arsenio Hall - 13 Dominique Hischier - 21 Doria Palmieri
44 Elijah Wood - 19 Pat Zajac - 11 Gary Coleman
90 Scarlett Johansson - 37 W.T. Zacha - 18 Tom Stafford
11 Lance Boyle - 10 A.B.C. Dea - 23 Dr. Dennis Noesen (OB/GYN)
Pairings
25 Robert Mueller - 53 Jooel Vatanen
6 Lorne Greene - 28 Doc Severson
8 Abdulla the Butcher - 12 Rev. Lovejoy
Goalies
1 Reuben Kinkaid
Power Plays
PP1:
5 guys who will score 3 goals
PP2: 5 more guys who will score an additional 2 goals

(Pretend I know how to put Dave Hakstol’s face on this guy)
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David Crowder – Run, Devil Run
 
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magnumpi

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This is my song for the game.

And keith moon's comments directed towards John Estwhitle represent mine towards Hakstol.
 

YamCork

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Dec 11, 2017
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Great the Devils.. another team the Flyers suck against.

3:00am game to over here in Aus for me, makes my decision that much easier to skip this one.

Enjoy the torture everyone!
 
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Hiesenberg

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Devils have given up 4 goals huh?

They'll lose, but they've been able to score pretty good, it's the opposite side that's a disgrace
 
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deadhead

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Somehow, I don't think the Devils are much different than last year, hot goalie they win, anything else they lose.
Kincaid will wake up at some point and realize he's the same mediocrity he's always been.
 

MiamiScreamingEagles

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Bernie, you have officially passed into the Twilight Zone. Specifically one of my favorite episodes. The temptations and travails and pitfalls of such wanton desires.

Portrait of a man at work, the only work he's ever done, the only work he knows. His name is Henry Francis Valentine, but he calls himself "Rocky", because that's the way his life has been – rocky and perilous and uphill at a dead run all the way. He's tired now, tired of running or wanting, of waiting for the breaks that come to others but never to him, never to Rocky Valentine. A scared, angry little man. He thinks it's all over now but he's wrong. For Rocky Valentine, it's just the beginning.

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We have received a collective "rock."

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Because...

 

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