Names that are bad words to Coyotes fans

Summer Rose

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Just a random stupid off season thread here, really, but here's a list of names that make my blood boil just thinking about, from the perspective of a Coyotes fan:

Kyle Turris
Blake Wheeler
Dustin Brown
Jordan Nolan
Wayne Gretzky
Anthony Leblanc
Louis Domingue
Corey Perry
Ryan Getzlaf
Ryan Kesler
Dave Tippett
Kyle Chipchura
David Moss
Jerry Colangelo (only vaguely for Coyotes-related reasons)
 
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ck26

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Ellman for building the arena halfway to California
TGO for living in California
Turris for refusing to play in Arizona
Wheeler for refusing to play in Arizona
Ribeiro for being a coke head

What did Domingue, Chipchura and Moss do? Domingue had a good year and a bad year here and is gone. He didn't sewer us on the way out of town, did he? Most of us disliked how Moss and Chip were used, but they weren't bad players and never did us wrong. Ribeiro actively ****ed the team over with his coke habit and sewered the last couple years of the Maloney era, which we should remember more fondly than we do.

Perry is a dirty player, Nolan cheapshotted Klesla really de-railed his career but Getzlaf? Love to hate Getzlaf, wish we had Getzlaf.

TGO was a big part of the problem. Turris and Wheeler were btiches. Leblanc was a clown but he did far less damage to the franchise than Steve Ellman ... the arena in West Glendale was built on his watch.
 

Summer Rose

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Ellman for building the arena halfway to California
TGO for living in California
Turris for refusing to play in Arizona
Wheeler for refusing to play in Arizona
Ribeiro for being a coke head

What did Domingue, Chipchura and Moss do? Domingue had a good year and a bad year here and is gone. He didn't sewer us on the way out of town, did he? Most of us disliked how Moss and Chip were used, but they weren't bad players and never did us wrong. Ribeiro actively ****ed the team over with his coke habit and sewered the last couple years of the Maloney era, which we should remember more fondly than we do.

Perry is a dirty player, Nolan cheapshotted Klesla really de-railed his career but Getzlaf? Love to hate Getzlaf, wish we had Getzlaf.

TGO was a big part of the problem. Turris and Wheeler were btiches. Leblanc was a clown but he did far less damage to the franchise than Steve Ellman ... the arena in West Glendale was built on his watch.

Domingue badmouthed the team on his way out of town. I wouldn't really dislike him if not for that; sure he played very poorly at the beginning of last season but that's just whatever. As for Chipchura and Moss, that's a fair point. To use your own words on them, what you said about David Moss once was that he was the "idiot private who loaded the shells backwards" (I still get a kick out of that phrase). I did think of some others names to add to the list though, that haven't already been mentioned yet:

Mike Sarver
Todd Walsh
Derian Hatcher
 
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KG

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Shane Doan
Max Domi
Danny briere
Tempo Numenien
Ladishlav Nagy
Keith Tckahuk
Jeremy Roenick

For real though:
Darrian Hatcher
 
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Mosby

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Ellman for building the arena halfway to California
TGO for living in California
Turris for refusing to play in Arizona
Wheeler for refusing to play in Arizona
Ribeiro for being a coke head

What did Domingue, Chipchura and Moss do? Domingue had a good year and a bad year here and is gone. He didn't sewer us on the way out of town, did he? Most of us disliked how Moss and Chip were used, but they weren't bad players and never did us wrong. Ribeiro actively ****ed the team over with his coke habit and sewered the last couple years of the Maloney era, which we should remember more fondly than we do.

Perry is a dirty player, Nolan cheapshotted Klesla really de-railed his career but Getzlaf? Love to hate Getzlaf, wish we had Getzlaf.

TGO was a big part of the problem. Turris and Wheeler were btiches. Leblanc was a clown but he did far less damage to the franchise than Steve Ellman ... the arena in West Glendale was built on his watch.

Agreed. This really needs tiers. You can't group a shit stain like Wheeler into the same group as Tippett. One negatively impacted the franchise, the other, flawed sure, is the best coach in franchise history. Not comparable.
 
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Ellman for building the arena halfway to California
TGO for living in California
Turris for refusing to play in Arizona
Wheeler for refusing to play in Arizona
Ribeiro for being a coke head

What did Domingue, Chipchura and Moss do? Domingue had a good year and a bad year here and is gone. He didn't sewer us on the way out of town, did he? Most of us disliked how Moss and Chip were used, but they weren't bad players and never did us wrong. Ribeiro actively ****ed the team over with his coke habit and sewered the last couple years of the Maloney era, which we should remember more fondly than we do.

Perry is a dirty player, Nolan cheapshotted Klesla really de-railed his career but Getzlaf? Love to hate Getzlaf, wish we had Getzlaf.

TGO was a big part of the problem. Turris and Wheeler were btiches. Leblanc was a clown but he did far less damage to the franchise than Steve Ellman ... the arena in West Glendale was built on his watch.

I remember when Getzlaf got a fractured sinus playing against us. I think it was a shot by Doan that deflected off Getzlaf's stick and into his face. Lots of blood on the ice.
 

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