Pre-Game Talk: "Musk win....PLUS the search for the moneypit continues...."

[booyakasha]

1st game of the year for me tonight. Free tickets. Gonna pregame hard so I don’t contribute to Katz pockets by buying $14 beers.

Frig woo?

 

[FanOfSadTeam]

There was a team meeting today.

Connor - "Here's the deal. Some of you are terrible at hockey. Namely you, Benning."
Benning - "I know"

 

[cljbice]

Connor - "Here's the deal. Some of you are terrible at hockey. Namely you, Benning."
Benning - "I know"

connor=well boys im asking for a trade just wanted you to know first

 

[BlackDogg]

Connor - "Here's the deal. Some of you are terrible at hockey. Namely you, Benning."
Benning - "I know"

"I'm going to find Cags - and either your with me or your against me!!"

 

[BlackDogg]

Musk win game.

 

[204hockey]

Team meeting - k guys I know carolina is also a bad team but if we let them destroy us there is no way they keep chia to make any more horrible signings or trades " looks at lucic.. Sorry bro" so let's all go out there and play like draisatle did last night " looks at poolparty.. Stop tryna look good out there while we dog it... poolparty looks at mcdavid and puts head down mumbles sorry in broken English".. Benning u just play your best though cause u f***ing suck!! Room bursts in laughter!!! Let's go boys week vacay after tonight!!! Room cheers as mcdavid walks out

 

[A91]

Wish we would switch up the lines a little

 

[BlackDogg]

Lucic calls a team meeting and says "do I need to do everything out there?"

 

[Oilhawks]

Hoping to see lots of empty seats tonight. Well, theoretically, because I'm at the point where watching the games isn't something I want to do.

Please, someone who is going tonight, continue my tirade about Katz when walking out the doors after the game.

 

[rboomercat90]

We need something to lghten the mood....this is funny AF.

He has the right mix of intestinal fortitude to play for the Oilers. Chiarelli might pick him up at the deadline.

 

[rboomercat90]

There was a team meeting today.

What’s the best place to go during all-star break?

 

[Mez]

Connor - "Here's the deal. Some of you are terrible at hockey. Namely you, Benning."
Benning - "I know"

"You guys need to work on your toe drags you losers...."

 

[McBeastMode]

Looks like Chia trying to negotiate a trade...

 

[RattsSSV]

Looks like Chia trying to negotiate a trade...

That's awesome.

 

[space321]

They need to lower draisaitl's ice time. Only twice since Hitchcock was hired has Draisaitl played less than 20 minutes (from what I can tell on nhl.com)

More often than not he's above 22 minutes and even hitting 25+ like wtf no big dude has that kind of stamina

 

[Duke74]

Drai deserves to start the game on the 3rd or 4th line after last nights garbage effort. Easily the worst player on the ice for either team.

His performance last night must have made you happy. Because you clearly get your jollies in bashing him. I'm sure as he was making turnovers and killing plays, you gleefully turned to HF boards to type your usual vitriol.

Serious question. Did the man kill your dog? Hit on your wife?

 

[belair]

Well, when calling them out doesn't work I guess you have to kiss their ass to the media?

What a joke.

McDavid needs to adopt a Gaudreau-esque whiny bitch face. That'll bring on the minors. Unfortunately we can pretty much picture the pathetic, static, ineffective powerplays that'll coincide with the extra calls.

 

[TB12]

His performance last night must have made you happy. Because you clearly get your jollies in bashing him. I'm sure as he was making turnovers and killing plays, you gleefully turned to HF boards to type your usual vitriol.

Serious question. Did the man kill your dog? Hit on your wife?

If Drai hits on your wife she will no longer be your wife.

 

[BlackDogg]

McDavid needs to adopt a Gaudreau-esque whiny ***** face. That'll bring on the minors. Unfortunately we can pretty much picture the pathetic, static, ineffective powerplays that'll coincide with the extra calls.

The flames are second in the league in PP opportunities at 170, Oilers near the bottom at 140 with the fastest player in the game being hooked and tackled down. Real parity.

 

[belair]

The flames are second in the league in PP opportunities at 170, Oilers near the bottom at 140 with the fastest player in the game being hooked and tackled down. Real parity.

Zero argument there. Just reminding everyone that our powerplay is complete ass.

 

[booyakasha]

If Drai hits on your wife she will no longer be your wife.

Leon looking at his wife :

 

[McBeastMode]

Almost as stupid as this blonde..

 

[Tobias Kahun]

1st game of the year for me tonight. Free tickets. Gonna pregame hard so I don’t contribute to Katz pockets by buying $14 beers.

Frig woo?

If I was you I’d just pregame so hard I blackout and goto bed before the game starts.

 

[dssource]

Must win game. Players meeting should have been before the game last night. Still, interested to see the response.

 

[ThreeOfAPerfectPair]

Even with a loss tonight we'll still be playing ".500 hockey."