OT: Montréal Impact thread - "I spend like poutine" edition

[Laurent]

 

[MarkJ]

Bring back Valerio!

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

Classic. Why do we even bother

 

[Boardish]

3 f***ing 0. What a joke.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Stay calm you idiots!

 

[CristianoRonaldo]

Ils font quoi ces racailles ? Pourquoi ils veulent se battre ?

 

[Johny]

thats the playoffs spot gone

 

[Whitesnake]

Was Jesse Marsch that bad?

 

[MarkJ]

and of course Toronto will take that playoff spot from us.

 

[Pompeius Magnus]

Welp, the house is on fire folks. Save what you can.

 

[Luigi Habs]

Who’s the fitness coach? The players look gased by the 60th minute every game.

 

[Emanresu Wen]

And at the same minute, TFC ties their game.

Instead of being 6 points ahead of the clowns, we are tied for the last playoff spot

 

[Guilliam]

Lol f*** this team

 

[MarkJ]

no but seriously, Oduro was better than Urruti and why never Kamara? Unacceptable! Joey needs to fire his goombas.

 

[Whitesnake]

Insane how Montreal is such a loser city.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Joey to blow a gasket in 3...2...1...

 

[TRG]

Who’s the fitness coach? The players look gased by the 60th minute every game.

They're all injured too. He runs them into the ground during training camp.

 

[TRG]

At this point, we need to think about replacing the coaching staff.

 

[MarkJ]

Jean-Charles Lajoie could coach this team better than Garde.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

It was 3-0

Completely unacceptable.

 

[Pompeius Magnus]

The crappy thing is, what's the alternative ?Shit can the entire coaching staff and start all over again ? Who's out there that would come here and bring in some credibility ? This is all so depressing

 

[Scandale du Jour]

"Baissez-lui les shorts" - Vincent Destouches

 

[Whitesnake]

The crappy thing is, what's the alternative ?**** can the entire coaching staff and start all over again ? Who's out there that would come here ? This is all so depressing

Yep. From the Impact, to Als, to Habs. A joke that isn't funny.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Even Martineau is depressed.

 

[MarkJ]

Thankfully we have the Habs...