WWE: Monday Night Raw Part 187 - My Man! Plus Brie attempting to injure other wrestlers in Botchmode

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Dang, I still read through the thread to see what I am missing, all of this sounds pretty bad. The KO stuff just sounds abysmal.

 

[GarbageGoal]

SD is also only 2 hours. Which is great.

 

[Paris in Flames]

Decided to fast forward through Raw.

Nothing is more transparently vain and sad than HBK refusing to NOT wear a hat.

Bro. We know.

 

[Jussi]

SD is also only 2 hours. Which is great.

For some reason I think 2½ hours would be the best time for both shows.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Decided to fast forward through Raw.

Nothing is more transparently vain and sad than HBK refusing to NOT wear a hat.

Bro. We know.

Still a better look than the one Hogan's been rocking for three decades.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Burn the product to the ground.

How did they find a judge on Labor Day evening?

 

[ColePens]

Burn the product to the ground.

How did they find a judge on Labor Day evening?

Meh I hate the outcry of this. It's a fake show and we all know it. So the fact they are claiming they found a judge on Labor Day is the very least of my complaints. The amount of plot holes in the years and years of "arresting" wrestlers is ridiculous. It's just a fun goofy thing that has been going on for ages.

Don't get me wrong.. there are a million things to complain about in this show. Especially all the random lazy booking. But the fact people are screaming out that a judge wouldn't work on Labor Day is just weird.

 

[Emperoreddy]

Meh I hate the outcry of this. It's a fake show and we all know it. So the fact they are claiming they found a judge on Labor Day is the very least of my complaints. The amount of plot holes in the years and years of "arresting" wrestlers is ridiculous. It's just a fun goofy thing that has been going on for ages.

Don't get me wrong.. there are a million things to complain about in this show. Especially all the random lazy booking. But the fact people are screaming out that a judge wouldn't work on Labor Day is just weird.

Because it is ridiculous even by wrestling standards.

They were arrested, booked, tried, jailed, bailed out, and stole a police van all in two hours.

Even the attitude era didn’t try to stretch things this far. This was stupid. One thing in a literal laundry list of stupid, in one of, if not the, stupidest episodes of RAW ever.

 

[ColePens]

^ Simple agree to disagree. One of the coolest things ever was Austin/Booker in a supermarket and it was so unrealistic but just didn't matter. Same as the whole Shield garbage. Just soooo unrealistic. But oh well. Braun flipping over trucks or being thrown in a trash compactor. It's all goofy stuff that is so beyond ridiculous but it is wrestling.

All i'm saying is if you want to complain about that, share the same standard on all other things mentioned above.

 

[CaptainCrunch67]

Because it is ridiculous even by wrestling standards.

They were arrested, booked, tried, jailed, bailed out, and stole a police van all in two hours.

Even the attitude era didn’t try to stretch things this far. This was stupid. One thing in a literal laundry list of stupid, in one of, if not the, stupidest episodes of RAW ever.

What would be awesome was next Monday, Vince comes out to the ring.

Vince - "Unfortunately Roman Reigns won't be here tonight"

Crowd cheers

Vince - "Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins won't be here either"

Crowd boos.

Vince - "Last week for their own protection and the protection of other Superstars the Shield were arrested and charged with battery and assault. They were detained and moved to a Federal Holding facility and processed. In the course of that, they assaulted several police officers and stole a Police vehicle to return to Raw. After last weeks Raw, the FBI violent Crimes task force supported by a local swat team, assaulted the shields dressing room, they are facing several serious charges including theft of property and assaulting police officers, Dean Ambrose also stole a gun and pointed it at a civillian. Their bail has been set at $5 million dollars each, and I'm not paying it. We won't be seeing the shield for a long long time"

Later on that night Roman is sitting in a crappy jail cell, the only lighting coming from a lightning storm. During one flash he looks at and see's Braun standing outside of his cell with a money in the bank brief case and a WWE official.

 

[Cor]

The difference is, people were willing to overlook/accept those goofy happens previously because the product was good.

Right now? The product is awful and centered around 1 guy, so of course fans are going to belittle every little thing. That's not on the fans.

 

[GKJ]

Attitude Era would’ve shown the shield at the precinct

 

[Engebretson]

I remember when Goldberg got arrested on Nitro for stalking (?) Miss Elizabeth and was released from jail just in time for the Fingerpoke of Doom.

That is a very old fashioned sentence.

 

[CaptainCrunch67]

I remember when Goldberg got arrested on Nitro for stalking (?) Miss Elizabeth and was released from jail just in time for the Fingerpoke of Doom.

That is a very old fashioned sentence.

That was hilarious, because the police station they used was right across the street from the arena. But they released him in the first hour of the show and it took him an hour and a half to get across the street.

 

[Emperoreddy]

How many times was Austin arrested? That would be a fun stat to learn.

 

[Emperoreddy]

What would be awesome was next Monday, Vince comes out to the ring.

Vince - "Unfortunately Roman Reigns won't be here tonight"

Crowd cheers

Vince - "Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins won't be here either"

Crowd boos.

Vince - "Last week for their own protection and the protection of other Superstars the Shield were arrested and charged with battery and assault. They were detained and moved to a Federal Holding facility and processed. In the course of that, they assaulted several police officers and stole a Police vehicle to return to Raw. After last weeks Raw, the FBI violent Crimes task force supported by a local swat team, assaulted the shields dressing room, they are facing several serious charges including theft of property and assaulting police officers, Dean Ambrose also stole a gun and pointed it at a civillian. Their bail has been set at $5 million dollars each, and I'm not paying it. We won't be seeing the shield for a long long time"

Later on that night Roman is sitting in a crappy jail cell, the only lighting coming from a lightning storm. During one flash he looks at and see's Braun standing outside of his cell with a money in the bank brief case and a WWE official.

That is crazy car crash tv, but absolutely better then what we got.

 

[Falco Lombardi]

What would be awesome was next Monday, Vince comes out to the ring.

Vince - "Unfortunately Roman Reigns won't be here tonight"

Crowd cheers

Vince - "Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins won't be here either"

Crowd boos.

Vince - "Last week for their own protection and the protection of other Superstars the Shield were arrested and charged with battery and assault. They were detained and moved to a Federal Holding facility and processed. In the course of that, they assaulted several police officers and stole a Police vehicle to return to Raw. After last weeks Raw, the FBI violent Crimes task force supported by a local swat team, assaulted the shields dressing room, they are facing several serious charges including theft of property and assaulting police officers, Dean Ambrose also stole a gun and pointed it at a civillian. Their bail has been set at $5 million dollars each, and I'm not paying it. We won't be seeing the shield for a long long time"

Later on that night Roman is sitting in a crappy jail cell, the only lighting coming from a lightning storm. During one flash he looks at and see's Braun standing outside of his cell with a money in the bank brief case and a WWE official.

I....I actually really like this lol

 

[Jussi]

Instead of maybe giving Lashley "what?" chants during his promos, the fans should chant "My Man!" when he pauses during a promo. Just highlight the hilariously bad stuff more.

 

[Paris in Flames]

I find the My Man stuff hilarious. Best thing he's ever been associated with.

 

[Jussi]

I find the My Man stuff hilarious. Best thing he's ever been associated with.

Lashley: "Kevin Owens! *My man!* I did not appreciate you attacking me during my spiritual moment with Jinder Mahal! * My man!* So come in to the ring and face me!" *My man!*

 

[GarbageGoal]

Instead of maybe giving Lashley "what?" chants during his promos, the fans should chant "My Man!" when he pauses during a promo. Just highlight the hilariously bad stuff more.

I would take that as him being over.

 

[Scott Stevens]

What is this “my man” stuff?
I fast forward through a lot of these shows.

 

[BROCK HUGHES]

Lashley: "Kevin Owens! *My man!* I did not appreciate you attacking me during my spiritual moment with Jinder Mahal! * My man!* So come in to the ring and face me!" *My man!*

Lashley needs to be released .at 1 time he was ok..he is total garbage.
Love Owens .Mahal..Zayne...

 

[Paris in Flames]

What is this “my man” stuff?
I fast forward through a lot of these shows.

Bobby Lashley now has the habit of calling everybody "my man!" And its used multiple times a night.

It's unintentionally amazing. Easy to miss though since I don't think anybody would expect you to NOT fast forward through a Lashley talking segment.

 

[GKJ]

Renee is now full time commentator. Coach will host PPV kickoff shows