Cangy: A+++++++++++++
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All grades are relative:
Bennett - C: I'm unimpressed and he's a filler but he's also not BAD so like, whatever.
Cammy - C: It is streaky the Cammy is. He's soft, but when he's on, he scores goals.
Fiddler- B-: He is what he is and that is a perfect 4th line center and a wiseass and I love that.
Gazdic - C: He really shouldn't be in the NHL but he's not awful.
Hall- B+: Tries to do too much, but he puts up points.
Henrique - B: He's fine.
Josefson - C: He's not a scorer, but not a liability, and good at shootouts.
Kalinin - D+: Not his best year.
Lappin - C-: Should go back to Albany and goal on scrubs.
Palmieri- C-: Too streaky.
Parenteau - B-: He scores a lot but he's also pointless otherwise.
DSP- C: 4th line big dude.
Wood- B+: Fast and crazy but hands of stone. He needs to season but he's a cool dude. He'd get an A- if he didn't cut his beautiful hair.
Zacha- B-: Shoot the puck idiot.
Zajac- A: Having a wonderful season, this little dork of ours is.
Auvitu- C+: Flashes of brilliance, but bad at defense and not putting up points. In a year or so he'll be great.
Greene- B: Solid defensively, but nothing to speak of offensively.
Lovejoy- B-: He's asked to do too much.
Merrill- B+: He's turning it on and tbh I'm very excited for the rest of his season. Also his hair is very good.
Moore- B-: Look he sucks at defense but he's an offensive guy on a team that can't score so he's fine.
Quincey- C: Bottom pairing gonna bottom pair.
Santini- A+++++: Him good boy I LOVE him
Severson- B: Encouraging signs of progress.
Schnieder- B+: He had a rough streak and that's bad but every goaltender has a bad few months and he's great.
Kinkaid- B+: I like calling him Kinky.
Cangy- A+++++++: A true believer, love him.
Dano- A+++++++: A true believer, love him.
Deb - A++++++++: Deb rules and is pretty and you all are virtiolically mean to her.
Johnny Mac - A++++++++: What a goof
Andrew Gross - A: Good beard, talks about Rush a lot, goofy guy. I got sick of TG talking about Seinfeld, the most overrated show ever.
Chris Ryan, AKA Yung Chere - A: More interesting than Chere.