Confirmed with Link: Marino signs long-term deal: 6 x 4.4m

[The Great Mighty Poo]

I can’t believe they extended Marino at an aav of $4.4m.

“Fire JR immediately, Marino was only worth $4.39999m.” - someone on this website, probably.

Sounds like the kind of moose dribble the nutsacks and cretins on the mainboards would post.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

A bunch of Twitter comments of not knowing who this guy is. Probably Oiler fans

I mean they still signed Russell. Do they even know what quality defense looks like?

 

[Ugene Magic]

Dude, you’re jealous because I won 3 Cups and only played for 2.

I might be jealous of the looks... But I have something better...

Blackmail material...

 

[Kristopher Letang]

I might be jealous of the looks... But I have something better...

Blackmail material...

Come on man. That’s @SouthGeorge visiting me.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Rossi is a stanky discolored butthole flap.

That's how his mother describes him too.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

I mean they still signed Russell. Do they even know what quality defense looks like?

The Oilers, ...We had Coffey once right?

 

[Ugene Magic]

Come on man. That’s @SouthGeorge visiting me.

We'll let @Scandale du Jour PI be the judge...

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

That's how his mother describes him too.

He had a mother? I thought he was just the end result of a lab experiment gone horribly wrong.

 

[Tom Hanks]

I can’t believe they extended Marino at an aav of $4.4m.

“Fire JR immediately, Marino was only worth $4.39999m.” - someone on this website, probably.

Good to have you back

 

[Return of the Paek]

THanks:

Glad to be back, someone has to make sure that this board is taking things seriously with Pens hockey right around the corner.

 

[KIRK]

Rossi is a stanky discolored butthole flap.

He is.

But in the case of Letang he's also right.

 

[KIRK]

Because he has been impersonating him for years...

Frankly, you've got it the other way around. It's Kris Letang who's been impersonating @Kristopher Letang for years.

At least that's how @Kristopher Letang tells it . . .

 

[Kristopher Letang]

Frankly, you've got it the other way around. It's Kris Letang who's been impersonating @Kristopher Letang for years.

At least that's how @Kristopher Letang tells it . . .

Yeah, who the f*** is KRIS? My real name is Kristopher Letang.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Come on man. That’s @SouthGeorge visiting me.

Explains the girly arms.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

He had a mother? I thought he was just the end result of a lab experiment gone horribly wrong.

Accidents happen, mate.

Oddly enough, that's also how she describes the birth.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Good to have you back

Now to dump Petts.

I bet Riikola could have the best camp the whole time and Sully would still bench him.

 

[Kristopher Letang]

Explains the girly arms.

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Now to dump Petts.

I bet Riikola could have the best camp the whole time and Sully would still bench him.

His best chance is 4th line wing in camp

 

[WheresRamziAbid]

You are buying into certain stats far too much.

Make a poll and ask who is better at ES.

nah

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Gurglesons]

Yeah, not like that foreign passionless overpaid brat Kapanen.

 

[TooManyHumans]

This signing really highlights how much most of the posters on the main board follow other teams: not at all.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

If I'm Seattle I think those are really the only contracts you can take if you look at who will be available. They could take a McCann though but If I remember the numbers of protection we can protect him.

Solid contract. I would have liked to see what he can do for 20 games and then give him a contract worth 5.4 x 6.

However if he plays as well as he did all contract and gets better it is a steal and is a huge boost to this defense.

Seriously an M&M line that works well has a lot of potential and may give us a top 4 top 6 chance of getting the cup.

(Seriously)
Top 6 is great (potebtially)
Top 4 defense could be the best defense we have had in a few years.

3rd line is a 3 not a 3a or 3b.

4th line has defensive responsible and players that know they are 4th liners.

The biggest question mark is injuries and if Jarry can hold the fort because we don't have that backup with experience or to share the load.

Tldr happy we signed Marino

 

[Kristopher Letang]

Yeah, not like that foreign passionless overpaid brat Kapanen.

Bylsma > Sully

 

[TooManyHumans]

Good Lord this makes me feel old. He's just a kid! So glad to have him locked up.