Marchand Lick: The Sequel
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He's gonna amp it up now that he's found out that Nick Backstrom is trying to **** the league.
"Not on my watch, sis" he cackles as he extends his protruding tongue to lick from his elbow, down his hairy forearm to his crusty fingers in preperation for game 5.
"Not on my watch, sis" he cackles as he extends his protruding tongue to lick from his elbow, down his hairy forearm to his crusty fingers in preperation for game 5.
bb_fan
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Your choice.
Go back to what I said originally.
I don't need a 'chance' to correctly represent what I said because you chose to misrepresent it.
Gary Nylund
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My 2 cents:
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The NHL needs to get it's act together immediately. If existing unsportsmanlike penalties are enough than enforce them. If they're not enough then make some new rules but this garbage is bad for the game. Off the top of my head, you lick someone, kiss someone, wipe snot on their face etc. you should get 5 minutes + a game misconduct for a first offence, 2nd offence should be 3-5 games. There is no place for this in hockey, period.
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You Boston fans defending the guy - how would you feel if Marchand was your son, or brother. Would you be proud of him for doing this? Would you be saying yep, that's my boy or would you be slowly slinking away when people start talking about it. Answer that question honestly, if you do then that should tell you everything you need to know.
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TB, please win the next game. The sooner we get this headcase out of the playoffs the better.
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I believe Marchand is mentally ill and should be forced seek help. If the NHL rules allow for this, I would suspend him indefinitely and force him to get treatment and until he gets a clean bill of mental health, he can't play, period. That would be for his own good as well as the good of the game. The best outcome would be for him to get treatment over the summer, be cleared to play when the next season begins and for him to issue a public apology, admit that he had issues and has now taken care of these issues and nothing of this sort will ever happen again. That way we can respect the man once again and enjoy his play on the ice. He's a great player, too bad that's being overshadowed by this other crap.
1)
The NHL needs to get it's act together immediately. If existing unsportsmanlike penalties are enough than enforce them. If they're not enough then make some new rules but this garbage is bad for the game. Off the top of my head, you lick someone, kiss someone, wipe snot on their face etc. you should get 5 minutes + a game misconduct for a first offence, 2nd offence should be 3-5 games. There is no place for this in hockey, period.
2)
You Boston fans defending the guy - how would you feel if Marchand was your son, or brother. Would you be proud of him for doing this? Would you be saying yep, that's my boy or would you be slowly slinking away when people start talking about it. Answer that question honestly, if you do then that should tell you everything you need to know.
3)
TB, please win the next game. The sooner we get this headcase out of the playoffs the better.
4)
I believe Marchand is mentally ill and should be forced seek help. If the NHL rules allow for this, I would suspend him indefinitely and force him to get treatment and until he gets a clean bill of mental health, he can't play, period. That would be for his own good as well as the good of the game. The best outcome would be for him to get treatment over the summer, be cleared to play when the next season begins and for him to issue a public apology, admit that he had issues and has now taken care of these issues and nothing of this sort will ever happen again. That way we can respect the man once again and enjoy his play on the ice. He's a great player, too bad that's being overshadowed by this other crap.
bb_fan
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Well, this is his third offence in these playoffs, if you count the missed lick on Johnson. So it's probably time for the league to put an end to it.
MrBoJangelz71
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If only someone was quick enough to get their glove off and grab that tongue, that would provide a solid learning moment for this toddler.
He should be suspended for it, disgusting and truly disturbing. Like weird and starts to raise questions towards Marchand as a person.
Like if after he retires from the game, and later on gets arrested for having public sex with a giant stuffed animal wearing vintage 1920s women’s clothing, with hockey skates on, I would say to myself “well that makes sense”.
He should be suspended for it, disgusting and truly disturbing. Like weird and starts to raise questions towards Marchand as a person.
Like if after he retires from the game, and later on gets arrested for having public sex with a giant stuffed animal wearing vintage 1920s women’s clothing, with hockey skates on, I would say to myself “well that makes sense”.
People saying he has mental issues because he licked a player 
You do whatever it takes to get under a players skin in the playoffs. It's clearly worked.
You do whatever it takes to get under a players skin in the playoffs. It's clearly worked.
Sheppy
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Sheppy
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They’re down 3-1. Define “worked”People saying he has mental issues because he licked a player
You do whatever it takes to get under a players skin in the playoffs. It's clearly worked.
Hunter368
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I can't believe anyone would get this fired up about such a minor thing. Kissing and licking a oppenent is not a new thing even. Not like he's sticking his tongue in a guys mouth and exchanging bodily fluids.
Personally I wouldn't care, I would laugh and shake my head at him. Really don't get why people are shocked or outraged about it, old tactic. I can only guess it's b/c it's Brad doing it and they hate Brad. FYI I'm not a Bruins or Brad fan.
Personally I wouldn't care, I would laugh and shake my head at him. Really don't get why people are shocked or outraged about it, old tactic. I can only guess it's b/c it's Brad doing it and they hate Brad. FYI I'm not a Bruins or Brad fan.
nystromshairstylist
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Should have been a 5 minute major, along with a hard punch to the face. One of my favorite plays of all time, certainly over the last 5 years:
This is what comes to mind when I think of what marchand the idiot did:
This is what comes to mind when I think of what marchand the idiot did:
I'm still shocked that nobody cares about the low bridge hit like it never happened and all we are talking about is a stupid lick. 
DramaticGloveSave
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I really don't know what to think of this lol
Part of me thinks it's gross and unsanitary and possibly a health issue (like what if he has herpes?)
The other part of me thinks it's hilarious.
Part of me thinks it's gross and unsanitary and possibly a health issue (like what if he has herpes?)
The other part of me thinks it's hilarious.
He's doing it on a weekly basis now, rather than once in a career.
Which means, if the league doesn't step in, we can expect more. It's not reasonable to tell NHL players they can lick each other's mouths, consequence-free.
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League should just issue a statement saying it is not allowed anymore and the next time there will be a suspension. It is really as simple as that.
Can't suspend him because apparently he wasn't warned after the last time and there's nothing in the rule book that states you can't (although there shouldn't have to be...).
I get that Marchand wants to get under the other player's skins, but this is ridiculous and makes hockey look bad.
Can't suspend him because apparently he wasn't warned after the last time and there's nothing in the rule book that states you can't (although there shouldn't have to be...).
I get that Marchand wants to get under the other player's skins, but this is ridiculous and makes hockey look bad.
ItchyScratchy77
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Agreed 100%. Going into the game, I was hoping the B’s we’re going to tie it up last night. I was very happy Tbay won after lickgate, and here’s hoping for a quick game 5. I said it last night, he needs help. My gf’s a psychologist and she couldn’t make heads or tails of it. But there’s a reason, in altercation situations, his brain decides to go to licking another mans mouth. Would yours? Of course not. Cuz the majority of us are “normal”.
Things were a lot easier 30 years ago with no instigator rule. Somebody would have smashed his face, and it's 5 minutes both side even if the little shithead turtled.
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The fact that this excites Marchand fans really weirds me out. They probably lick their own posts on their screens.
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