Recalled/Assigned: Luke Schenn is here

[Motte and Bailey]

Oh ****, it is a parody account! I literally wasn't sure until now.

Making one joke means my entire account is a joke account? That’s terrible reasoning buddy

 

[M2Beezy]

Might play next game with Biega gonna get sat

 

[Siludin]

Out with the old in with the new

 

[clunk]

Yeah. This guy is going to be the new Gudbranson. He's arguably just as bad. At least he's not making what Gudbranson was.

 

[ziploc]

Yeah. This guy is going to be the new Gudbranson. He's arguably just as bad. At least he's not making what Gudbranson was.

But he will be gone at the end of the year.

 

[me2]

Yeah. This guy is going to be the new Gudbranson. He's arguably just as bad. At least he's not making what Gudbranson was.

Schenn is on $800K 1 year deals, he's on what Gudbranson should have been on. He was a cap dump from the Ducks, but I'm OK with spending Aquilini's money on someone like that in the minors, he's a decent vet and he fits under the cap exemption ceiling when sent down. He is also treated as a waivable veteran, a suitable role.

 

[Frank Garrett]

He's going to Double Dion Getzlaf straight to hell.

 

[RobertKron]

Yeah. This guy is going to be the new Gudbranson. He's arguably just as bad. At least he's not making what Gudbranson was.

He makes 800k and is unlikely to talk about himself in the media as though he is the second coming of Eddie f***ing Shore, so he'll probably be okay.

 

[Balls Mahoney]

 

[forty47seven]

I liks the title of this thread. It makes it sound like he's about to be roasted.

 

[Bertuzzzi44]

I liked Schenn’s game, he plays like a simpleton and that is exactly what you want from your 6/7 Dman. His thought process while playing is literally Dzone take puck away and make good first pass, Ozone keep puck in or put on net. Simply by doing just these basic tasks he is much better than Gudbranson.

 

[BenningHurtsMySoul]

I liked Schenn’s game, he plays like a simpleton and that is exactly what you want from your 6/7 Dman. His game is literally Dzone take puck away and make good first pass, Ozone keep puck in or put on net. Simply by doing just these basic tasks he is much better than Gudbranson.

And he costs 1/8th as much.

 

[clay]

I’ll reserve judgement until he’s played more games but he looked great as a bottom pairing guy tonight. If that’s the norm for the rest of the year I’m all for re-signing him.

 

[Pastor Of Muppetz]

Good game from Schenn...just basic ,solid good positional play...less is more...Hopefully ,he can maintain,...would be a great story for this player.

 

[dwarf]

Solid first game back for Schenn.

Addition by subtraction is right. This team got better by trading Gudbrandson.

 

[deckercky]

I liked Schenn’s game, he plays like a simpleton and that is exactly what you want from your 6/7 Dman. His thought process while playing is literally Dzone take puck away and make good first pass, Ozone keep puck in or put on net. Simply by doing just these basic tasks he is much better than Gudbranson.

If Schenn can be Aaron Rome for an Aaron Rome cap hit, he's a perfect 6/7 defenceman. People will still complain about him like they did, but as long as he doesn't have problematic term/cap hit, there's no real issue.

 

[F A N]

I've always liked Schenn. He's a good defender. He just doesn't move the puck all that well due to lack of speed (skating and processing).

 

[Balls Mahoney]

I've always liked Schenn. He's a good defender. He just doesn't move the puck all that well due to lack of speed (skating and processing).

His outlet passing looked all world last night compared to what we've seen all season. Also Schenn got about three or four good shots on net last night. Schenn's shot and ability to get it on net from the blueline was underrated last night. I think he'd be a nice minute veteran eating defenseman to play with our young guys going into next season.

 

[moog35]

Schenn is also willing to drop the mits. He has more fights than Gudbrandson did so he essentially fills the exact role that Gudbrandson played.

I liked Schenn’s game last night. As other posters have said he keeps it simple and knows his limitations

 

[Hit the post]

His outlet passing looked all world last night compared to what we've seen all season. Also Schenn got about three or four good shots on net last night. Schenn's shot and ability to get it on net from the blueline was underrated last night. I think he'd be a nice minute veteran eating defenseman to play with our young guys going into next season.

Can't deny that he looked good last night though it's only been one game (and against a pretty awful team).

 

[Wo Yorfat]

Oh ****, it is a parody account! I literally wasn't sure until now.

Some Luke Schenn pics = parody?

 

[Luck 6]

Haha I too was actually pleasantly surprised. He looked like a legit NHL defenseman, definitely better than Gudbranson at a fraction of the cost. Not bad, if he can carry this type of play through until the end of the season I would think that an extension wouldn't even look half bad.

 

[Megaterio Llamas]

The journey of a pro hockey player is a tangled and twisted line.

Whoever thought they would see Luke Schenn of all people don the blue, green and white of the Canucks in anger?

 

[Zombotron]

Some Luke Schenn pics = parody?

He was definitely quoting someone in his post and you definitely couldn't see it

 

[Nomobo]

Seems weird to say this but Schenn is one of the least dim lights on this terrible, terribly constructed team.
It’s mind boggling when I think of it.