Lottery Tips

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Jiminy Cricket

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I've been working on lottery strategy for a few years now, and I'd like to share some tips with you. I've used these tips to win 7 grand prizes for a total of $350,000. These are tips for ball games and scratch-offs.

Be confident: Buying tickets with confidence helps create good Karma and gives you a better chance of winning. A bad attitude is a recipe for disaster.

Ride the hot streaks: When you're winning, that means luck is on your side. Keep the hot streak going and buy more tickets than usual.

Pray: Divine intervention never hurts. I always say a quick prayer before buying and scratching my tickets.

Play your numbers: Find your numbers and stick with them. This could be a birthday, address, etc. Just make them YOUR numbers. Do not change them if you go on a losing streak. If you do, they could come up next and you will be sorry.

Play your game: Find a scratch-off game you like and stick with it. If you like crosswords, play the crossword game. If you like sports, play a sports game. Just like with ball games, do not change your game if you go on a losing streak. The very next ticket could be the winner.

Do not use random numbers: I see some people buying lottery tickets with computer generated numbers. This is just gambling. Do not do this.

Raise the stakes: High stakes games have the biggest jackpots. If you want a bigger prize, buy a more expensive lottery ticket.

Play, play, play: This one is pretty simple. You can't win if you don't play. At the same time, don't force it, or you won't have much success.

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So there u have it Folk`s! :handclap: Hope this Help`s! :handclap: Pos`t any Tip`s u may have, `n` Let me know How these Tip`s work out for u!!! :handclap::handclap::handclap:
 

izzy

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Apr 29, 2012
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Scan it yourself, clerks have been known to steal tickets & lie to customers.

in NS the machine makes a noise if you win, lose or if you scan an already scanned ticket from behind the counter

it is very difficult for them to pull it off (also i usually only buy the tickets when one of my friends are working)
 

cupcrazyman

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Aug 14, 2006
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in NS the machine makes a noise if you win, lose or if you scan an already scanned ticket from behind the counter

it is very difficult for them to pull it off (also i usually only buy the tickets when one of my friends are working)

They scan a non winning ticket they already have behind the counter.

Clueless customers don't know about winning music the machine is supposed to play.
 
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izzy

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Apr 29, 2012
86,762
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They scan a non winning ticket they already have behind the counter.

Clueless customers don't know about winning music the machine is supposed to play.

They would need to personally have a lot of tickets on them to cheat every customer

If they scan a previously scanned ticket it makes a pretty loud terrifying sound that even the biggest moron would realize means they are being scammed

And anyway, I think anyone who is capable of buying a lotto ticket is also cabable of knowing the difference between the machine saying "Woohoo!" or making the typical depressing noise everything in the world uses to signal a loss
 

Oscar Acosta

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Mar 19, 2011
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I've made two fatal errors in not being confident enough in my ability to win (recipe for disaster and didn't realize it), combined with computer generated numbers. I had lost the battle before I even begun but not anymore! Thanks James Crick!
 

beowulf

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Jan 29, 2005
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Now even if a troll post, I can so see TJ in his little apartment in Regina buying 100s of lotto tickets a week with his social welfare check.
 
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VickAshley

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I've been working on lottery strategy for a few years now, and I'd like to share some tips with you. I've used these tips to win 7 grand prizes for a total of $350,000. These are tips for ball games and scratch-offs.

Be confident: Buying tickets with confidence helps create good Karma and gives you a better chance of winning. A bad attitude is a recipe for disaster.

Ride the hot streaks: When you're winning, that means luck is on your side. Keep the hot streak going and buy more tickets than usual.

Pray: Divine intervention never hurts. I always say a quick prayer before buying and scratching my tickets.

Play your numbers: Find your numbers and stick with them. This could be a birthday, address, etc. Just make them YOUR numbers. Do not change them if you go on a losing streak. If you do, they could come up next and you will be sorry.

Play your game: Find a scratch-off game you like and stick with it. If you like crosswords, play the crossword game. If you like sports, play a sports game. Just like with ball games, do not change your game if you go on a losing streak. The very next ticket could be the winner.

Do not use random numbers: I see some people buying lottery tickets with computer generated numbers. This is just gambling. Do not do this.

Raise the stakes: High stakes games have the biggest jackpots. If you want a bigger prize, buy a more expensive lottery ticket.

Play, play, play: This one is pretty simple. You can't win if you don't play. At the same time, don't force it, or you won't have much success.

ChWWUyx.jpg


So there u have it Folk`s! :handclap: Hope this Help`s! :handclap: Pos`t any Tip`s u may have, `n` Let me know How these Tip`s work out for u!!! :handclap::handclap::handclap:

Today I am taking the entire contents of the tip jar at the end of the morning shift and converting it to scratch-off tickets from the gas station down the street and will have my employees scratch them off and split the winnings amongst them equally just in case there is a big winner so we don't have anyone quit because they literally got instant wealth from "lady luck" because I really like the "mix" we have now that I have created after firing the "bad apples" and bringing in more girls like Jaimie.
 

Madifer

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Oct 2, 2018
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Heres the best lottery tip ever: dont participate.

Period.

All those iDiots claiming to have a strategy are exactly what they are.
 
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