OT: Let's Play a Game: My New Username

[tomdundo]

Okay, so I've been PublicEnemy for quite a while now, thanks to Dave's contribution for being the best Canes HF poster.

However, I'm really aching for a new name, and I came up with another unique idea through which I'll be letting you guys choose it again.

How it'll work:
My username must be something (whether outwardly funny or a Canes board joke) related to whichever Canes player is the next to score. I'm assuming that my username will be something like "Hainsey scores 6", with the obvious user title "Hurricanes win 6-1", but in the odd event that it's another player that scores first, I want ideas from you all. I'll let this thread run for a while with suggestions based on the aforementioned Canes player, then hopefully have a mod post a poll that you all can vote on for what my next username will be based on suggestions made.

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[Blueline Bomber]

Given the crippling condition the Ducks find themselves in, I'm going with being shutout tonight. So...

Shutout Again
26 Mil Zero Goals
M. T. Knett For Vezina

 

[tomdundo]

Given the crippling condition the Ducks find themselves in, I'm going with being shutout tonight. So...

Shutout Again
26 Mil Zero Goals
M. T. Knett For Vezina

I'd love to do that last one, but I'm going to wait until a player does score. Whether that be tonight or tomorrow (or never) is to be determined.

 

[The Faulker 27]

Too bad we don't have scores-on-himself McBain around anymore. Then it could be...

McBains2Blame

 

[tarheelhockey]

5-1 Loss

 

[tomdundo]

5-1 Loss

I'm pretty sure 5-1 loss doesn't play for this team...he's the general manager last I heard.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I'm pretty sure 5-1 loss doesn't play for this team...he's the general manager last I heard.

But the next Canes player to score, will have scored in a 5-1 loss. So it's related

 

[Unsustainable]

Breakaway Manny

 

[raynman]

Apatheric?

 

[TheOllieC]

Skinnjury?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Please be Tlusty. Please be Tlusty. Please be Tlusty.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

BellemORR.

 

[Joe McGrath]

Please be Tlusty. Please be Tlusty. Please be Tlusty.

Semin?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Semin?

No thanks, I'm good.

 

[Sasha Cares]

I'm still mad Seminal Velocity was taken away from me

 

[tomdundo]

Aside from Seminal Velocity...or anything that will get me infracted...let the username ideas start!

 

[tarheelhockey]

Yessssssss

 

[tomdundo]

I actually really like the idea of Doing Less Better, except it doesn't apply to only Semin. I'll throw it into the running anyways.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Still a fan of Ovechkin Laichs Semin, but I've been told no on that one before.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Alexander the SemiGreat
Toe Drag Semin
Shot of Semin
Semin of Honor
Semin at Work

 

[tarheelhockey]

Semin Shot

 

[tomdundo]

So far, about half of these are probably infractable.

 

[Unsustainable]

Doing Less Better is awesome.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Seminal Viscosity

 

[Joe McGrath]

Semin Blast