Letang is the Captain

[Gurglesons]

Of the Metro allstar team. How does he get injured now?

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[wgknestrick]

Deciding not make a bad pinch, stays in proper D position, but is then Steckeled by a breaking Tom Wilson?

 

[ColePens]

That's awesome and he's incredible 3 on 3.

JUST STAY HEALTHY. PLEASE.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Of the Metro allstar team. How does he get injured now?

Brain cramps.

Thinking....Thinking...

He asks if you can hear him speak in his jarble french accent telekinetically?

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Of the Metro allstar team. How does he get injured now?

Shampoo in his eyes and is then sidelined with vision issues for a month.

 

[Peat]

Of the Metro allstar team. How does he get injured now?

Trips over carpet when accepting MVP award, breaks everything.

 

[ziggyjoe212]

So he can't get a Norris nomination when he clearly deserves it but he's ASG captain? NHL voters are weird.

 

[Common Sense]

Brown recluse bite

 

[LOGiK]

Shampoo in his eyes and is then sidelined with vision issues for a month.

I say brushing his teeth.
Drops his toothbrush on the floor and bangs his head off the sink picking it up.

Out 3 weeks for concussion and 15 stitches to close the laceration on his forehead.

 

[Empoleon8771]

But I thought Letang hurt the Penguins more than he helped them. That one Penguins fan on here who's probably not an actual Penguins fan told me

 

[PensandCaps]

shoulda been a norris nominee last year. def over morgan rielly.

 

[EightyOne]

 

[Allie Kitsune]

...of the Poop Train?



Oh, wait... that's "Conductor" :/

 

[TooManyHumans]

He pulls a John Smoltz and burns himself ironing the patch onto his All-Star jersey while wearing the jersey.

 

[IcedCapp]

Of the Metro allstar team. How does he get injured now?

Dislocated shoulder from the extra weight of the C

 

[SHOOTANDSCORE]

Paper cut to the buttocks. Gets infected, requires amputation. Day to day.

 

[TKalltheTime]

As if the All-Star game couldn’t be anymore of a joke...

 

[ZeroPucksGiven]

I'd actually be ok if he skipped it and got suspended for a game

 

[SouthGeorge]

Carlson must be busy

 

[EightyOne]

Carlson must be busy

Out scoring points showing what a real #1D can do and why letang should just retire already

Or so I'm told