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While you are doing that why don't you void Edler's and Getzlaf's contract and make a provision where the Detroit Red Wings don't have to hit the cap in the new CBA. This is exactly the kind of hilarious if I was GM talk that makes me laugh. It ignores the obvious contract constraints, salary demands, and salary cap constrictions. If this is what you would do that is great, it is also totally impossible from a feasibility stand point.
Also for the record Ryder, Boyes and Gonchar will all take significant over-payment for their services. Aside from Boyes this year (to re-inflate his value) none of them has ever really signed for an awesome contract. Ryder has outperformed his Dallas deal, but it was more than most people thought he would get going out onto the market. More importantly what I am getting at is they have signed with the team that offered them the most cheddar.
I actually put together the Cap Geek numbers in a previous post. Not one person has criticized the actual dollar amounts I had for any of these three players. As usual you offer nothing in the way of suggestions where you have to do any real thought. Nope, just use a super cute emoticon and say ludicrous things like voiding Edler and Getzlaf's contract. That might be the most ridiculous thing I've read on these boards in all the years I've been here and trust me, there have been some doozies.
If you want to actually talk hockey please feel free.