Kings cover up Taylor Swift Banner, Win game

[CanadasTeam]

Not to distract from the fact that the product on the ice (Kings) this season is sub par at best.

I'm sure they'll shake it off

 

[Cursed Lemon]

Look what you made them do, Taylor.

 

[Channelcat]

Good. She's gross

 

[Osprey]

After this insult, she may never ever get back to Staples Center.

Oh so maybe that massive Taylor Swift poster I have on my bedroom wall is the reason I haven’t gotten laid in five years?

Well, if the poster brags about how many times your bedroom has sold out, yes, it could be.

 

[SFKingshomer]

Look what she made them do.

You need to calm down

 

[tarheelhockey]

There’s so much to unpack here.

Why put up a banner celebrating concert sellouts?

It’s one thing to do this for, like, The Rolling Stones after 50 shows. But why do this after only 16 shows for someone in her 20s?

What happens if the next concert sells out too? Is there another banner?

What happens if the next concert is half empty? Do you take it down?

Why blame it for a sports team being bad? There’s just absolutely no connection. It’s like blaming your inability to get a job on those gutters you bought a few years ago.

Should Taylor Swift retaliate somehow?

I need answers.

 

[Not So Mighty]

Looks like her and the Staples Center are never, ever, ever getting back together.

Edit, crap someone beat me to it.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Uh oh, now they’ve done it. The Kings have upset Taylor Swift fans.

 

[HisIceness]

Uh oh, no they’ve done it. The Kings have upset Taylor Swift fans.

Just wait until they upset the Ariana Grande fans

 

[Do Make Say Think]

The Kings used Tool for their into song for their home opener too.



Coincidence? I think not.

Whether you like her or not, the real question is why does Taylor Swift have a banner hanging at any arena anywhere?

What the hell kind of abomination is this?!

 

[NyQuil]

Current Best HF Thread Title of 2019.

 

[Ezekial]

Just wait until they upset the Ariana Grande fans

Lucky it wasn't a Beyonce banner, those mfers crazy.

 

[AaronDellForPrez]

Superstition is silly, all forms of it.

It's bad luck too.

 

[Cellee]

Uh oh, now they’ve done it. The Kings have upset Taylor Swift fans.

All caps

Enough said

 

[Cellee]

What the hell kind of abomination is this?!

Maynard is in the hospital from throwing up

 

[Bandit]

What the hell kind of abomination is this?!

You need to expand your horizons friend. I love Tool and can't stand Taylor Swift, BTW, but you have to appreciate it.

Maynard is in the hospital from throwing up

Not to worry, they don't need him onstage for another 72 hours when Danny Carey finally stops whacking off on his drums.

EDIT: To be clear, that was NOT what the Kings came out to. They came out to Pneuma, just seems like "the pieces fit", if you know what I mean.

 

[lawrence]

Are banners for musicians common?

I was thinking the same thing. Why the hell would they have a Taylor Swift banner in the first place.

 

[BKIslandersFan]

I was thinking the same thing. Why the hell would they have a Taylor Swift banner in the first place.

Nassau Coliseum has a banner for Billy Joel, and Barclays got one for Jay Z.

 

[Der Jaeger]

I’d cover it up just to read the social media fury. I think it’s funny people get angry over stuff like this.

 

[GKG18]

I took my daughter to one of those shows in 2015. Totally worth putting up a banner for it.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

I’d cover it up just to read the social media fury. I think it’s funny people get angry over stuff like this.

And oh boy, is there ever fury...

 

[Kale Hulls]

Not even I my wildest dreams would I think a Taylor Swift banner was cursing the Kings.

 

[Matty Sundin]

Kings need to calm down

 

[DingDongCharlie]

Oh so maybe that massive Taylor Swift poster I have on my bedroom wall is the reason I haven’t gotten laid in five years?

This post really explains the username

 

[Lempo]

This post really explains the username

Sir,

you're rocking a glass house harder than Taylor Swift rocks the Staples Center.