Here's shout-out to all the people out there on the "Keto Diet:" Have fun with your headaches, irritability, kidney damage, nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. Also, maybe all the massive amounts of fat you're consuming (such as the heavy whipping cream and butter in your coffee) will give you gallstones. That's something to look forward to. And let's not forget: when you stop your stupid a$$ diet, you WILL gain back any weight you might have lost. Humans are not meant to be in a state of ketosis. But carry on, dumba$$es. Because there also HAS to be a better way for you not to be an obese pig. You can't simply exercise and eat properly and maintain reasonable portions. That couldn't possibly work, right?