@KareemTrustFund

Conrad McBenis

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Jan 10, 2018
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You also refuse to acknowledge that you are a bald egg-headed baby-man with poor spending habits and tastes.

Actually, he has pretty good tastes and spends well on good food ($20 for a salad).

To afford his expensive salads he does carpool to work to "save some extra money".

He's very balanced and also a champion for clean air.
 

RayP

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Jan 12, 2011
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I stand corrected. I guess I was confusing you with @stanislav maybe perhaps? The guy who buys girls sneakers for himself?

Yes, he has poor tastes and spends a lot to look ugly.

He seems to do very well financially though.
 

KareemTrustfund

Domiking Simon
Jun 19, 2012
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Sorry you guys, crazy day I'm having!

I was going to respond earlier but my mouse pad was missing and I didn't want to leave scuff marks on my desk. I found it under a pile of socks behind my bed, but then the RAM on my computer was filled up with gross pornys so I had to shift through like 50 tabs on Chrome to find the one where I was signed into HFboards. Then I got a notification from Malwarebytes stating I was infected by a botnet which is basically free pickings at stolen unencrypted credit card numbers that pass through my routers "digitalized" motherboard system.

After I cleaned out my womans email inbox of her oddly arousing affair love letters with an old shop keep I remembered that my best pal Ray and Tony Hawk who I don't remember having much interaction with but seems to be a fan of mine were trying to reach out to me. So I decided to get some weed (It's legal but still a dangerous biohazard) and have a chat with my online compadres.

So here I am

Present to me!
 

RayP

Tf
Jan 12, 2011
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Sorry you guys, crazy day I'm having!

I was going to respond earlier but my mouse pad was missing and I didn't want to leave scuff marks on my desk. I found it under a pile of socks behind my bed, but then the RAM on my computer was filled up with gross pornys so I had to shift through like 50 tabs on Chrome to find the one where I was signed into HFboards. Then I got a notification from Malwarebytes stating I was infected by a botnet which is basically free pickings at stolen unencrypted credit card numbers that pass through my routers "digitalized" motherboard system.

After I cleaned out my womans email inbox of her oddly arousing affair love letters with an old shop keep I remembered that my best pal Ray and Tony Hawk who I don't remember having much interaction with but seems to be a fan of mine were trying to reach out to me. So I decided to get some weed (It's legal but still a dangerous biohazard) and have a chat with my online compadres.

So here I am

Present to me!

Thank you for the explanation.

If my memory serves me correctly, you are a hairy man. Would you get your scrotum and balls waxed?

Please advise. Thank you.
 

KareemTrustfund

Domiking Simon
Jun 19, 2012
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Thank you for the explanation.

If my memory serves me correctly, you are a hairy man. Would you get your scrotum and balls waxed?

Please advise. Thank you.


I couldn't part with the warm and comforting protection that my manly muff provides to me, especially with winter just around the corner.
 

KareemTrustfund

Domiking Simon
Jun 19, 2012
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What if it were summer?

Oh, summer! LOL. I thought you wanted a grounded, realistic approach to this question, but sure, lets add fantasy make belief scenarios into it. So yeah, sure. Every summer after the sixth tuesday in July right before the second Green Harvest Moon I'll shave them. But only if my third and fourth nipples concede.
 
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RayP

Tf
Jan 12, 2011
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Oh, summer! LOL. I thought you wanted a grounded, realistic approach to this question, but sure, lets add fantasy make belief scenarios into it. So yeah, sure. Every summer after the sixth tuesday in July right before the second Green Harvest Moon I'll shave them. But only if my third and fourth nipples concede.

Thank you.
 

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