Scheif- A pair of blinders like horses wear so he isn't compelled to pass when in a prime shooting position. Or a GNC gift card.
Wheels- a HUD display for his visor signifying it's time to head to the bench. Or a top-of-the-line saucepan.
Fly- more love from the fan base. Or an Imodium script.
Laine- Endless supply of Smarties ice cream and a new controller
Little- An un-abridged copy of Jane Nelsen's "Positive Discipline".
KC- A straw hat and old dirty hanky
Lowry- a tea cart and a new shoulder
Tanev- Jets colored body armor and a pail of ibuprofen
Copp- a good man for his sister, Cilantro
MattyP- tourtière and a tube of volumizer
Roslo- more TOI and some upper-body strength
Appleton- rum balls and a bottle of bronzer
Petan- Finland Tinder app and a goddamn chance.
Lemieux- I dunno, a bag of skunk, whatever
Mojo- nothing ...he has everything
Trouba- an "I Love Florida" bumper sticker
Buff- a Norris trophy and ya know...just stick together as a team
Chiarot- a tub of Betty Crocker icing
Myers- Friendly Giant dvd box set
Kulikov- Vodka, caviar and a really good chiropractor
Helly- Best of REM cd
Brossoit- pastry blender
Maurice- less hard questions from Murat
Chevy- a crystal ball
Merry Christmas fellow Jets fans!
