Jets/Canes game has NO TV timeouts in 3rd

[MBTendy]

Did you ever consider you’re touching things other people are touching in public restrooms? Doors for example? Its not a bad idea to wash your hands. Besides, it takes just a moment.

I usually use paper towels to open the door to avoid touching the hande

 

[Jets]

Didn't know where to ask this, but is Hellebuck playing every game? When was the last time their backup played?

Yes.

 

[GarfSnowed]

*reads op*
What an interesting occurrence
*reads rest of thread*
Ah yes, what a fascinating analysis on the time to pee.

 

[Revelation]

I had to pee and almost missed the last 5 minutes.

Why wouldn't you just pee in your Code Red Mountain Dew bottle instead of missing thrilling hockey on hockey action?

 

[Man Bear Pig]

Sportsnet is awful and Paul Romanuk enjoys listening to himself talk anyway.

Hockey Night In Canada will not even put the Winnipeg Jets on a Saturday night show so we are a Sportsnet team.
lol

I'll offer Jets fans every Saturday night game on CBC as long as they take Romanuk too. You can have the national games as well, as a sweetner. Just take Romanuk, I beg you.

 

[Festinator]

I mean I guess everything of relevance that needed to be said was said in the first 2 posts.

Carry on.

 

[Sol]

If you angle yourself at a 62.8 angle you can get a lot more out quicker.

Weren't you taught the 62.8 rule? Come on now.

 

[Lempo]

Oh I have - master the slow stream, takes longer to piss and could possibly affect your bladder (or so it feels like it sometimes) - but no splashback!

Slow stream is not the answer in this case where speed is of essence. Turbo/regular + handwash quite likely is faster than slowstream.

 

[Patrik Barkov]

Guys just bring an empty bottle with you

Problem solved

 

[Bruce Granville]

Takes you 5 minutes to pee?

They don't call him horse for allthe other possible reasons...

 

[Not So Mighty]

I've been wearing these bad boys to games for years so I don't miss a minute of the action.

 

[sharkhawk]

So did the red light by the penalty box stay on for the last 14 minutes of the game? Wow

 

[RageQuit77]

You guys are so cruel.

 

[Lempo]

I've been wearing these bad boys to games for years so I don't miss a minute of the action.

Easy for you, you get pass for walking wobbly because of the Ducks jersey.

 

[Lempo]

They don't call him horse for allthe other possible reasons...

His name is tarhorse heckley now. Thank you.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Men shouldnt have to wash their hands unless you are touching yourself or a disgusting handle of sorts

Never understood that, its so simple to whip my weenie out and piss and then get it back in without ever touching anything other than my pants. No wash necessary, shave a minute off!

It’s also a way to guarantee that you’re washing your hands several times a day, which is probably the single best thing you can do to avoid getting yourself and other people sick...

 

[Bones Malone]

Stand up, scoot down the row of fans, walk up the steps, around the concourse, find a bathroom, pee

WASH MY HANDS

back around the concourse, down the steps, back through the crowd to my seat.

Yes, a solid 5 minutes at top speed. One assumes there will be a whistle and you don’t miss 5 minutes of actual gameplay.

fan*

 

[Lempo]

fan*

Dundon had some friends from Texas over.