Jagr re-growing his famous mullet?

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Oh christ that thing was hideous, but he is Samson with it.
 

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Source????????

If this is all true, he'll be back with a 140+ point season when the NHL resumes...100% guaranteed :thumbu:
 

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Clearly he has realized it was the source of all his powers. I was watching the WHC thinking Jagr looked like old Jagr again a bit. Then I saw him without his helmet and lo and behold, the mullet was returning.
 

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I was thinking the same thing when I read the title of the thread, But his actions in recent years have led me to dislike him so I still hope he plays like **** when the league starts up again.
 

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I wonder if Washington is assured a conditional draft pick as future considerations now that Jagr's hair is on the return. GMGM would be an idiot not to include such a clause in the trade.
 
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I've figured out the Jagr enigma!!! The mullet is not actually a source of power so much as it is a weakness for all defenders. Most defenders are too horrified by the living Medusa tribute upon Jagr's head to get in close enough to do anything!!! Pure Evil.
 

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business in the front, party out back.

gotta love it.

I bet Doug Gilmour could make a comeback if he re-mullified as well
 

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Ensane said:
I wonder if Washington is assured a conditional draft pick as future considerations now that Jagr's hair is on the return. GMGM would be an idiot not to include such a clause in the trade.
What do you think the future considerations coming to the Pens were when he was traded from Pittsburgh? Money?
 

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clefty said:
What do you think the future considerations coming to the Pens were when he was traded from Pittsburgh? Money?
Pittsburgh should've had a 'hair' clause as well.
 

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As bad as Jagr's lettuce was, it's nothing compared to the disgrace Handzuz sports.
 

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He needs to do that salute thing again... He's struggled ever since he stopped doing that.
 

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Amonte hasn't been the same since he got rid of his lid in Chicago either...

And of course, we all saw how far the Sharks went ... half their players have more hair then my girlfriend...
 
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