Gritty Talk Part III: Cleared after investigation into assault (Feb. 3, 2020)

[DancingPanther]

Seriously a roaring success. What a great f***ing mascot.

 

[DancingPanther]

When it's time for the 5th edition of the Menu, I will assume command of the thread and will make a new name.

I will take suggestions.

Gritty's Menu?

The Grit, The Kitchen, The Menu?

The Gritty, Kitty Kitchen?

Grits and Gravy

 

[Lord Defect]

When it's time for the 5th edition of the Menu, I will assume command of the thread and will make a new name.

I will take suggestions.

Gritty's Menu?

The Grit, The Kitchen, The Menu?

The Gritty, Kitty Kitchen?

“Melted ice cream is a soup” - Gritty 2018

 

[sabremike]

Asked him to eat pajama boy but unfortunately he can't because people who are fake disloyal phoney frauds give him real bad indigestion. But he did offer to drag him into his lair and turn him into a pair of boots. Gritty's the best!

 

[BernieParent]

When it's time for the 5th edition of the Menu, I will assume command of the thread and will make a new name.

I will take suggestions.

Gritty's Menu?

The Grit, The Kitchen, The Menu?

The Gritty, Kitty Kitchen?

Duh, the Gritchen. You're welcome.

 

[Tripod]

Kiss My Grits!

 

[sabremike]

Can we stage a coup against the City of Philadelphia government and install Gritty as the new mayor? His first act: getting rid of the stupid f***ing soda tax!

 

[Lord Defect]

Gritty Ramsay : Bully’s Kitchen

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Can we stage a coup against the City of Philadelphia government and install Gritty as the new mayor? His first act: getting rid of the stupid ****ing soda tax!

Not even Gritty could fix all the corruption at City Hall.

 

[Sawdalite]

Even MLB is getting in on the Grittymania. LOL

 

[Sawdalite]

Gritty now has 95.7K Twitter Followers... and counting... in like four days... that started with people hating his introduction by the Flyers.

 

[Lindberg]

Gritty is raw. Bennyflyers16 better watch out if he posts something about him.

 

[Cody Webster]

It just dawned on me, Gritty was made up off the one Chappelle show skit with the drug puppets.....I can't post the photo from my phone

Just Google kneehigh park

 

[MiamiScreamingEagles]

It's official. The "Most Interesting Man in the World" has been removed from his perch.

 

[Superman33]

Anyone see or hear of plans for Gritty Merch? I've seen plain white tee shirts with Gritty on them, but that is about it. I think they need to make a hoddie that looks like Gritty. It would be horrible to clean, but put the fuzz all over and the googly eyes on the top of the hood. Without a doubt, this would be the number 1 selling Christmas item.

 

[Lord Defect]

Anyone see or hear of plans for Gritty Merch? I've seen plain white tee shirts with Gritty on them, but that is about it. I think they need to make a hoddie that looks like Gritty. It would be horrible to clean, but put the fuzz all over and the googly eyes on the top of the hood. Without a doubt, this would be the number 1 selling Christmas item.

There is a shirsey with his number on the back and the wrong design for Gritty on the front for sale at the merchandise stand across from one of the fan zones

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Anyone see or hear of plans for Gritty Merch? I've seen plain white tee shirts with Gritty on them, but that is about it. I think they need to make a hoddie that looks like Gritty. It would be horrible to clean, but put the fuzz all over and the googly eyes on the top of the hood. Without a doubt, this would be the number 1 selling Christmas item.

What they need to make more than anything are Gritty figurines, plush dolls, bobbleheads, etc., that kind of thing. Like "Tickle Me Elmo," only with "**** Off Gritty" where you squeeze his backside and he goes "**** Off."

 

[sabremike]

Some people are upset about Gritty dumping popcorn on some rags fans, and I say they should just be happy he didn't decapitate them and take their heads to his underground lair as a souvineer.

 

[Lindberg]

If you're upset about getting popcorn poured on you (as long as there isn't any butter) you should really grow a pair. Now I'm starting to understand why people call millennials "snowflakes".

 

[phlflyer1]

Gritty spotted on College Game Day at Penn State

 

[kelmitchell]

I never thought this mascot would work, i seriously thought that itd scare kids, then i was like it looks like if grom and elmo had a crack headed love child, but wow it is working

 

[kelmitchell]

Gritty is raw. Bennyflyers16 better watch out if he posts something about him.

Gritty will literally skull f*** him, gritty does bad things to people, just ask that rags fan, who had the back of his neck molested

 

[Lord Defect]

If you're upset about getting popcorn poured on you (as long as there isn't any butter) you should really grow a pair. Now I'm starting to understand why people call millennials "snowflakes".

It’s not even the rags fans that got the popcorn dumped on them.
I’m sure the two kids were cleared ok with it first and they got compensated for it.

 

[sabremike]

Oh God I just had the greatest idea ever: this holiday season the team can offer a premium Santa Sack where it is personally delivered by Gritty!!!

 

[Embiid]

Oh God I just had the greatest idea ever: this holiday season the team can offer a premium Santa Sack where it is personally delivered by Gritty!!!

This holiday season I hope to see the Hak sack