Speculation: If there were RJ and Rayzor pull-string plush toys or "GI Joes", what would they say?

brian_griffin

"Eric Cartman?"
May 10, 2007
16,624
7,850
In the Panderverse
Available in WNY stores in time for Christmas: RJ and Rayzor "GI Joes".

The Rick Jeanneret "RJ" figurine comes complete with a low-nap white velveteen Roman centurion haircut. Standard starter outfit includes light-grey knit turtleneck, suspenders, and dark blazer. Standard accessories include broadcast headset, and for the kung-fu grip, a microphone and beer can. Optional "Seventies" wardrobe pack (sold separately) includes rep tie, plaid blazer, and molded brown curly hair.

Figurine pull-cord audio-track includes:
1. Cleared... but not out.
2. MILLLEERRRR!
3. Hasek... Save... Oh my, we are not worthy.
4. May Day May Day May Day!!!
5. Back to Zhitnik... along the blue line... the SHOT... is high and off the glass.
6. Perreault swoops behind his net, collects the puck, starts up the ice, the crowd rising to their feet.
7. HERE COMES SHIELDS.
8.

The Rob Ray "Rayzor" figurine comes complete with standard starter outfit of button-down blue shirt, dark blue blazer, and solid tie. Standard accessories include broadcast headset, and for the kung-fu grip, a microphone and an "ESL beginner" textbook. Optional "Player" wardrobe pack (sold separately) includes hockey pants, sweater (note: no fight strap), skates, stick, and T-shirt (slogan: "1st NHL game: 1 G, 2A, 3Pts. 15 yr NHL career: 3200 PIM. Broadcasting Sabres games: Priceless."

Figurine pull-cord audio-track includes:
1. He's doing a good job there.
2. He didn't do a good job there.
3. He's really not doing a good job there.
4. The Sabres did a good job there.
5. (unintelligible) could have done a better job there.
6.

Fill in more...
 

kirby11

Registered User
Mar 16, 2011
9,735
4,614
Buffalo, NY
Rayzor's would have to include "They're doing good work down low" or "They're not doing good work down low."

Other ones:
They gotta get pucks to the net.
They gotta forecheck.

It's sad that I genuinely can't think of much else he actually brings to the commentary.
 

oldgoalie

Goaltending matters.
Jan 7, 2004
12,768
5,595
VA
Available in WNY stores in time for Christmas: RJ and Rayzor "GI Joes".

The Rick Jeanneret "RJ" figurine comes complete with a low-nap white velveteen Roman centurion haircut. Standard starter outfit includes light-grey knit turtleneck, suspenders, and dark blazer. Standard accessories include broadcast headset, and for the kung-fu grip, a microphone and beer can. Optional "Seventies" wardrobe pack (sold separately) includes rep tie, plaid blazer, and molded brown curly hair.

Figurine pull-cord audio-track includes:
1. Cleared... but not out.
2. MILLLEERRRR!
3. Hasek... Save... Oh my, we are not worthy.
4. May Day May Day May Day!!!
5. Back to Zhitnik... along the blue line... the SHOT... is high and off the glass.
6. Perreault swoops behind his net, collects the puck, starts up the ice, the crowd rising to their feet.
7. HERE COMES SHIELDS.
8.

The Rob Ray "Rayzor" figurine comes complete with standard starter outfit of button-down blue shirt, dark blue blazer, and solid tie. Standard accessories include broadcast headset, and for the kung-fu grip, a microphone and an "ESL beginner" textbook. Optional "Player" wardrobe pack (sold separately) includes hockey pants, sweater (note: no fight strap), skates, stick, and T-shirt (slogan: "1st NHL game: 1 G, 2A, 3Pts. 15 yr NHL career: 3200 PIM. Broadcasting Sabres games: Priceless."

Figurine pull-cord audio-track includes:
1. He's doing a good job there.
2. He didn't do a good job there.
3. He's really not doing a good job there.
4. The Sabres did a good job there.
5. (unintelligible) could have done a better job there.
6.

Fill in more...
8. "top shelf, where mama hides the cookies!"

awesome post BG.
 

cybresabre

prōject positivity
Feb 27, 2002
9,563
1,484
+
Player Names:
Nathan Girbay
Victor Hedamin
Alex Golcheneak
Greg O'Renko (Mikhail)
Alex Golchenkov
Alex Golchanick
Eric Wiresotch
Milan Mahanek
Steve Nash
Frans Tavares
Andrei Litiniov
Andrei Loktineeov
Dmitri Kilulokov
Jonathan Hurburdeau
Jonathan Yourberdeau
Tomoss Kopeckie
Mike Richards (Rangers)
Colin Greenberg
Nathan Kadri
Alex Ovatchin
Jew Stafford
Jacob Silverbig
Daniel Alderson
Ondrej Palavick
David Bufflin
Brandon Purst
Let's see how this works
http://hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/rayzor-burns-a-collection-of-rob-rays-finest-phrases.1388599/

 

Beerz

Registered User
Jun 28, 2011
34,855
10,348
Razor


"Acrost the ice"

"They got to get back to doing the little things that made them sucessful"
 

Kublakhan

Lets Go Buffalo !!!
Jan 24, 2013
3,371
1,216
North Tonawanda
things we here RJ say way to many times in the last couple decades..

At the moment things are looking very loosey-goosey right now..
 

La Cosa Nostra

Caporegime
Jun 25, 2009
14,073
2,335
I was waiting for someone o post what snippet did. Ray says that almost every intermission. I also liked when he thought Girgs was Kane on the first goal the Other night.
 

Royisgone

Registered User
Mar 7, 2012
2,203
516
RJ: "The shaaaaawt! Right on."

Rayzor: "He come acrosst the ice from the other side to make the play."
 

missingmika

Registered User
Dec 9, 2006
4,513
1,795
My favorite RJ one was a couple years ago against one of the West coast teams. A Player slide close to Miller's privates and RJ says and Miller almost gets a vasectomy
 

Ad

Upcoming events

Ad

Ad

-->